Friday, June 29, 2007

Four For Friday

Don't forget about next week. Updates, hints, and reveals. Hey, and I'll even tell you when I was wrong.

#1. This B list film actress who is an A list gold-digger and not afraid to take it all off in films was recently stopped by police for driving a stolen car. Turns out her boyfriend had bought it for her, but kept it in his name. When he realized what a gold digger she was, he kicked her out. She left in the car and he reported it stolen. No charges were filed.

#2. What actress is using rehab as a hedge against jail and not really to get clean?

#3. Go back in time and you will see this married A list film actor has a problem with a great deal of body hair. Body hair on top of body hair. Then, a month or so ago. Poof. All gone. Why? His new 20 year old girlfriend could handle the age difference but not the hair so he had it all waxed. Psssst. Everywhere. Yes, even there. And yes, there also.

#4. Juicy? The others weren't juicy enough? How about a top fifteen highest paid actress about to come out either on her own or with a good shove from her girlfriend.

128 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is #2 really a blind item?

Lauren said...

#2 lindsay

#4 renee zellwegger

Anonymous said...

#4 Jodie Foster

Lauren said...

#4 JODI FOSTER

she was on the list in 2005 (might have changed though)

Anonymous said...

1 - hmmmmm....?

2 - is NOT a BI.... you should be ashamed.

3 - Go back in time? I dont get it.

4 - about time Jodie came out, jeez.

~mel

Lauren said...

Sienna Miller for #1...although i haven't heard of her dating anyone new, and she recently got her license, but everything else seems to fit- she was nude a lot in factory girl, she was dating jude law- and apparently P Diddy- thats A list gold digging!

Anonymous said...

James Woods for #3. His gf is hells of young and he's hells of old. He's fug!

Anonymous said...

#3 Robin Williams - has more hair than a salon trash bag

spascat

Anonymous said...

I don't think James woods is married

Twisted Sister said...

James Woods isn't married and Robin Williams isn't A-list.

Anonymous said...

#4 Could be so dang many! There have been rumors for years about Nicole Kidman, Renee Zellweger, Queen Latiffa, Jodi Foster just to name a few.

Anonymous said...

3. ANTONIO BANDERAS... I HEARD HE ONCE DREADLOCKED HIS PUBES

Twisted Sister said...

3 - Russell Crowe

Anonymous said...

4. JODIE ALSO JUST APPEARED AT A GAY AND LESBIAN SOCIAL THING... A BIG DEAL FRO HER B/C SHE USED TO TRY TO DISTANCE HERSELF FROM THEM

Anonymous said...

#3 I think Robin is married....but I thought of him at first too.

lol I agree...#2 ent. Tsk.

#1 Sienna sounds as good as anyone

#4 If it's Renee then I think that would maybe be that blind about the actress who found love on the set (can't remember if she was A or B list) - but I'd say it's probably Jodie and I agree it is about time.

Anonymous said...

1/ denise richards (and the b/f is prob richie sambora)

2/ lindsy lohan

-mjs

SpiN said...

#2 Blohan

Anonymous said...

Jodie can't be #4, I would not call that JUICY. I just thout it was KNOWN that she was gay??

michele

Twisted Sister said...

Jodie can be #4, because #2 is Lohan and THAT'S not juicy either.

Anonymous said...

Renee would be juicier.

Anonymous said...

#4 meg ryan? juicy...big lips?

*G*

Anonymous said...

Well, why would Ent say top 15 highest paid actress and not like top 10 or top 5?

-Lucky

Anonymous said...

still no proof that DS is really ZX. still no proof that Ent is real.

Anonymous said...

still no proof that DS is really ZX. still no proof that Ent is real.

-still no proof you have a life.

kellysirkus said...

#4 - that Meg Ryan guess is good. The Rene one is a bit interesting as well. I agree, Jodi is way too obvs., but so is #2.
#3 - that James Woods guess made me laugh b/c I always get freaked out that he has NO EYEBROWS - I mean NONE. Check out Shark, it's really strange looking. I really thought he'd gone through chemo or something.
#1 - while I do consider Denise Richards A-list digger, I do not consider her B-list actress - C at best

Anonymous said...

1:14 PM...
Look, if you care that much, just email Hez. Apparently (according to the other message board) she has the scoop on DS. She certainly has her finger on the pulse of this blog. There have been a few times in the past where she has made "predictions" as to what is to come shortly and low and behold it happens. Not implying anything sinister, just that she seems to be in the know.

"There is new info about DS/ZX and what she's been up to, but it's not mine to share. Nothing sinister, I can assure you -- it's actually good news for her. I think next week we'll find out more. A certain troll is going to have to shut up for good or find some new axe to grind."

Link to Hez's update

some guy said...

steve carrel and robin williams ae both, married, hairy and A-list.

Anonymous said...

Didn't Robin Williams just open a movie? And is top-biller in it? That would define A-list to me.

Spascat

Anonymous said...

ENT -- IT IS TIME that you REVEAL some blind items! Actually ALL of them!! What happaned to the good all days when you list the blind item and then give a few multiple choices and then tell us who it is. Guessing is fun but it is even better to hear the reveals. It is TIME!!! Please!

jodi said...

1# ?
2# Lohan
3# Ken Berry
4# Helen Hunt

Anonymous said...

#1 Sharon Stone
#2 Blowan
#3 Dunno
#4 Jodie Foster

Anonymous said...

#3- Michael J.Fox?

Back to the Future and Teen Wolf.

Anonymous said...

#1 Denise Richards
#2 Ho-han
#3?
#4 Jodie Foster

Anonymous said...

#3--Robin Williams "Poof. All gone"--he was the voice of the genie in Aladdin.

Anonymous said...

1. Denise, great guess
2. Me
3. ? --Robin William (still married?)
4. Meg Ryan/ Rene

~Lohan

Paul said...

3 is alec baldwin!

Anonymous said...

Robin Williams has always been known as notoriously hairy -- but his wife (#2) Marcia is notoriously scary, and she'd sorta notice if he went bald all over. I don't think it's him.

Anonymous said...

On #1 -- don't know who these people are, but good for the guy. It's time these skanks got a good ass-kicking. Gad, if you're going to be a pro, do it *right*, girls!

Anonymous said...

1. Not sure
2. Lohan
3. Robin (he's a bear of a man, but gotta look at photos of late to see if he looks less hairy.)
4. Rene (Jodie isn't really hiding her girlfriend she just doesn't talk about her. Just like she hardly talks about her child.)

Tracee

Anonymous said...

For # 4

These are the Top Ten:

1. Nicole Kidman, $16 million-$17 million
2. Reese Witherspoon, $15 million
3. Renee Zellweger, $15 million
4. Drew Barrymore, $15 million
5. Cameron Diaz, $15 million
6. Halle Berry, $14 million
7. Charlize Theron, $10 million
8. Angelina Jolie, $10 million
9. Kirsten Dunst, $8 million-$10 million
10. Jennifer Aniston, $8 million

Anonymous said...

Just clicked the Robin Williams link to the right. It's him! Compare the two photos of his hands from the License to Wed premiere and the other! So much smooooother.

Good for him.

Tracee

Anonymous said...

Paul said...
3 is alec baldwin!

-----------------
Not married

Anonymous said...

I don't think it's Jodie Foster. That's not juicy enough. There's a reason the clue mentions the top 15 instead of the top 10. I think I know who it is - and it would be interesting indeed, but I ain't one to gossip, so... check out Forbes top 100 celebrities for a clue...

Anonymous said...

in re: #3
Having been waxed in, um, certain places, I can tell you that no man could withstand the pain of having his body waxed.

Hez said...

Good catch, Tracee... Robin's furry mitts are indeed looking much smoother.

And hey, he could always tell the wife that it was "for a role" if she got suspicious.

But now in addition to the wife, we also have to pity the poor girlfriend who not only had to deal with his original fuzziness, but also his obnoxiously manic personality (Robin Williams in the bedroom? SHOOT ME NOW!).

Anonymous said...

I'd be very careful if I were Robin Williams. His wife is a NOTORIOUS take-no-prisoners kind of gal.

Mistik said...

Considering that Williams cheated on wife no. 1 to have a fling with Marsha Garces, his nanny at the time, the old line "if he'll do it with you, he'll do it to you" applies. Not to mention Jimmy Goldsmith's famous saying, "When a man marries his mistress, he creates a vacancy"....

Anonymous said...

Hez, his neck/chest is better too. At the premiere he doesn't have grey pubes coming out of the top of his shirt like the other pic. Could you imagine how it was in the nether regions?! (shudder)

Just to give oral you would need a map, a compass and a machete. And you have to live off the fleas down there because you know it would be a long journey. And I bet the gf comes up looking like wolfman! heeeeheee

Tracee

Anonymous said...

The use of the term, "top 15" is sort of bothering me. I think it's more that simply an assumption that it's an actress just below the very public top 10 earners. Hmmmm --- look at all those single girls on the top ten list who ring in at $15 million:

2. Reese Witherspoon, $15 million
3. Renee Zellweger, $15 million
4. Drew Barrymore, $15 million
5. Cameron Diaz, $15 million

Anonymous said...

Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but wouldn't LiLo be an actress/singer? Is anyone else in rehab?

Anonymous said...

And it's definitely Robin Williams.

Anonymous said...

Not sure who else is in rehab. But he probably put actress because Blohan can't carry a tune. Or maybe that's a hint of what she should stick to.

Hez said...

Tracee, I need a basket of kittens now to expunge that heinous mental image you just created.

Or a basket of male models. (And their baskets... hahahahaah)

Kathy said...

OMG!

LOL at Ken Berry for the hairy guy!

I thought of Robin Williams too, but I think he's still happily married to the former babysitter he left his first wife for.

.... which makes him capable of fooling around,

.... which makes it more possible than I was thinking!

Twisted Sister said...

Robin Williams A list? I don't think so.

Denis said...

I don't think it is someone still married, only that "back in time" they were married. So I think it is Alec Baldwin.

Anonymous said...

Robin Williams is definatley A list

Anonymous said...

Yes, Robin is A list although you don't think so.
/rolling my eyes/

Anonymous said...

What about Selma Blair for #2? Perhaps there was more to the story...??

Just throwing it out there...

~mel

Anonymous said...

I've never even heard of Ken Berry...and people out there say he is A list?

Anonymous said...

uh...it is spelled d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y

Anonymous said...

Look at the photos of Robin Williams Ent has put up Twisted Sister...I really think it's him. And I do believe Robin is A list.

Hez, sorry about that. LOL! A basket of hot models should be given instead of roses on Valentine's Day. I'll have nightmares of hairy men tonight, if that makes you feel better. ;)

Tracee

Twisted Sister said...

Anonymous 2:35 said...

/rolling my eyes/


What are you, twelve?



Tracee, I know I'm the only one of this opinion, but he made only one million dollars in a movie he made in '06. I honestly don't think he's on the same par as Brad Pitt, George Clooney, etc.

The hair thing is good, but I don't think he's A list. Must be me.

Anonymous said...

#1 is heather graham

Anonymous said...

Robin Williams is A-list...although he is falling down the list fast with is awful movies.

Anonymous said...

is there anyone who doesn't already know Jodie is gay..or care?

jax

Anonymous said...

Anon 2:04, I did that and still have no clue. Help us out!

Anonymous said...

#3 Bruce Willis
check him out in "Moonlighting"

Twisted Sister said...

I don't believe she is, and I'm not sure she's one of the top 15 highest paid actresses, but wouldn't it be funny if it were Oprah?

Anonymous said...

who is HEZ?

and where do i find HEZ's blog?

i read the name HEZ all the time, someone fill me in please! i wanna read!


trixi

so jinxed said...

#1. No idea
#2. Sounds like Lindsay, but that seems a little easy, maybe there is someone we are overlooking.
#3. I agree with the Robin Williams guess.
#4. I don't know, I think Jodie is a little obvious, I like anon 12:54's idea that it could be related to the BI about the actress who found love on set. So my guess is Renee
-Cleo

Anonymous said...

# 4

Jennifer Aniston.

Anonymous said...

Denis said...
I don't think it is someone still married, only that "back in time" they were married. So I think it is Alec Baldwin.

2:34 PM

That is a very interesting interpretation. I certainly didn't read it that way.

Anonymous said...

I think it would be cool if #4 was Cam (might explain the smiles recently) or Drew (but that wouldn't really be surprising) but even better if it was Cam & Drew....they'd make a great couple.

Anonymous said...

# Judi Dench

Anonymous said...

Reese Witherspoon for number 4? That would be juicy. If she was acting as a beard for Jake G., then maybe it was a mutually beneficial arangement?

Anonymous said...

#4 How about Queen Latifah?

Anonymous said...

Trixi--are ya kidding me? If not, click on Hez's head for her link...if you dare...

Anonymous said...

#4 Jennifer Jason Leigh, Famke Janssen, Queen Latifah, Kathy Bates, Whoopi Goldberg.

Throwing some names out there.

Twisted Sister said...

I don't think Queen L is in the top 15 highest paid group. I also don't think that would be shocking news.

kath said...

oohhhhhhhhhhh...like the Queen Latifah guess....she had a great year.....

Twisted Sister said...

The Forbes list of highest paid in 2005 probably includes a few names that may have slipped to a slot past number 10:


Sandra Bullock
Jennifer Garner
Jennifer Lopez
Naomi Watts

Anonymous said...

I think #4 is someone who is not currently married/in a relationship with a man.

Anonymous said...

I seriously doubt #4 is Jodie Foster I can't remember but it was on TV a while back with her and her partner and kids. So, I think she's already out.

#2 Wayy to obvious

I can't wait for the reveals on the others, I'm really like Queen Latifa for #4 i mean she is pretty juicy

Anonymous said...

If 2 is meant to be Lindsay, it isn't accurate. Inside sources say she is taking rehab seriously this time, mostly due to her career, as well as jail.

Twisted Sister said...

Anon 4:28 - you can't really rely on "inside sources". They usually consist of loyal friends and a p.r. machine.

kellysirkus said...

OMG! Tracee, you are on fire today! I almost feel like I'm choking on pubes as I read your entry!
Trix - Speak to Hez on the message board rather than here. I know it's a pain to register and all, but worth it if you'd like to avoid some ANON attack and just get to know someone who is very cool and funny as hell!

Anonymous said...

you can't really on inside sorces but you can really on anonomous "entertainment lawyers" and celebrities like ZX.

Anonymous said...

143 damn your good.

Anonymous said...

I bet you are Lohan.
remember when you were posting comments/blog the night with Jude Law?

Anonymous said...

443 are you lindsay lohan? your spelling looks just like her.

Anonymous said...

Go back to rehab activities Lohan. We are all pulling for you!

Anonymous said...

it's totally her.

Anonymous said...

3:35 wrote:
...even better if it was Cam & Drew....they'd make a great couple.


Great romantic lesbian couple or great hetero male's fantasy couple?

rapture said...

no offense, but i don't really give a shit about ds/zx anyways. i was super let down when it zx was revealed as her. so i don't care if it is her or not. and neither should anyone else. real gossip can be told in the readers posts.

#1 is def not heather graham. and although ent has posted a pic of her botoxed up, she is GORGEOUS in person.

Anonymous said...

#4 = Uma

Anonymous said...

" #4 Jennifer Jason Leigh, Famke Janssen, Queen Latifah, Kathy Bates, Whoopi Goldberg."

None of these are amongst the highest paid actresses.

Anonymous said...

#1. Jennifer Love Hewitt
#2. Lindsay Lohan
#3. Robin Williams
#4. Renee Zellwegger

Dennis Green ChicagoAll original said...

443 sounds like ENT

Anonymous said...

Romantic lesbian couple. I think for a man it would almost be any girl on girl. LOL. (3:35)

Anonymous said...

what about queen latifah for numba four?

Anonymous said...

When in the world was Jodie Foster on TV with her partner & kids? Never happened!

Anonymous said...

What about Penny Cruz for #4?
Juju

kellysirkus said...

443 I think you hit the wrong button on mommy's computer. you might be more comfortable on MySpace with the rest of the middle schoolers. don't worry, they can't spell, either, even though they spend all day texting

Sis said...

Denise Richards
Lindsay Lohan
James Woods
Renee Zellweger

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

#3 - Definitely Robin Williams. The "go back in time" is a reference to his movie, "Jack" and "Poof. All gone" the genie he portrayed in Aladdin.

I can't remember what show we saw him on recently but my finace and I both made the comment, "what happened to the hairy arms?"

Anonymous said...

James Woods is not married, although he does have a very young girlfriend.

Plus, fyi, he's a member of MENSA.

Go figure.

Hez said...

8:49, apparently so is Sharon Stone.

(cue chorus of "Who'd SHE have to blow...")

Another cool club spoiled by the riff raff. Dang.

Anonymous said...

Actually, Hex, Sharon Stone acnowledged that she is not a member of MENSA.

Anonymous said...

Hez*. Sorry. Bad typing.

Anonymous said...

I have had many industry and behind the scenes ppl hint to me that Nicole Kidman is gay and she is with her butchy female personal trainer..

Nicole Kidman is my guess for #4
Keith Urban is her beard..

Anonymous said...

Geena Davis=MENSA emember

Anonymous said...

Probably wrong, but my first thoughts were:

1. Shannon Elizabeth
2. Gee I wonder???
3. Alec Baldwin
4. Jodie Foster, although Drew would be a great guess too--it is documented that she is at least bi.

Anonymous said...

#4---CHARLIZE THERON.

btw...being a member of MENSA is not all that impressive. You only need a meagre 140 pts on your IQ test, which is easy to get--especially if you happen to be white and middle class (IQ tests being notoriously unreliable predictors of intelligence and more likely indicators of socioeconomic status).

I think the answer to #2 is--what actress is NOT using rehab to avoid jail?

Anonymous said...

Helen Hunt

Anonymous said...

I hate IQ tests.
I average between 105 to 120.
In other words, I'm just smart enough to know I should be smarter!!!!

Anonymous said...

Nicole Kidman would actually make a lot of sense.

It would explain some of these choices in men.

Anonymous said...

People forget that the reason that Nicole was chosen to be Tom Cruise's beard is that she was a lesbian and he was a gay man and it was the perfect arrangement. But I don't think she is in any way shape or form thinking of or ready to come out. Jodie Foster is more likely the subject for #4.

Anonymous said...

Nicole Kidman or Penelope Cruz!

Anonymous said...

Alec Baldwin is not married. #3 is Robin Williams.

Anonymous said...

Andy Garcia is pretty hairy too....any chance it could be him?

Anonymous said...

Andy Garcia is not A-list.

Anonymous said...

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/06/29/HILL.TMP
I think this might be the answer to the MV BI. Has anyone ever guessed Lauryn Hill?

Anonymous said...

#4: Penelope Cruz

Anonymous said...

Anon 7:35 I don't think it's Lauryn. Although she hasn't come out with an album in 10 years, she still performs at concerts and did MTV's unplugged and that would be hard to play a track and still play live. Dontcha think?

Penelope Cruz is a good guess...is she a top paid actress though? I'm sticking with Renee, she's been undercover recently. Hey wasn't an article about her having dinner with 10 people that made the tabs because it seemed fishy? Just askin.

Tracee

Anonymous said...

The link for Lauryn Hill says that that the "arrangements" and vocals were off which is what was said of her unplugged album/show

Anonymous said...

Anon 7:32, "a meagre 140 points" would put you in the top 2% or 3% of the population, depending on the specific IQ test.

Yes, the tests are inherently biased, but that doesn't change the statistics. 140 points is rare, unusual, and NOT easy to get, regardless of race or other factors.