Friday, September 14, 2007

Random Photos Part One

She's not wearing the shorts anymore but she did pull out the bloodstained jeans she wore when she got in the fight with Blake.
Does she want the guy to grope her?
Definitely a sock. More likely three or four.

Nothing says Jewish New Year like a trucker hat.
The sad part about this is that the mustache is real.
The entire Cruz family. Next stop Wally World.
Mmmmmm. Tasty. Courtney Love with a look designed to drive all the guys wild.
Get a new haircut and instantly look 50.




Doesn't everyone wear four inch heels in rehab?
I could say Heidi Klum never takes a bad picture again, BUT

that would be wrong.

11 comments:

Stacy said...

That ain't no sock, that's ALLLLL man. Don't be a hater, EL, we still love you too.

susanhunter123 said...

does Clooney have his pants jacked up? I thought I saw a recent photo of him all manorexic. He looks mushy with hips. hhmmmmm...

kellysirkus said...

Yeah, Lindsay, not lookin' so rehabbed. Better book that room through the holidays.

Tara, forget looking 50, how about looking lobotomized.

Courtney Love looks like she shared a collagen needle with Parasite.

Ashton and Demi, we are all sick of your faux spirituality. Could you let Madonna know.

DNfromMN said...

Amy got rid of the ballet flats, and went the completely opposite direction: hooker heels!

George - sigh, who cares if it's fake.

Tara - I know long hair is a pain, but that looks like soccer mom hair.

Pene's bro: cute and fuzzy, shame he's got his chin pierced. yeuck.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Tara honey, you might want to look into something called WATERPROOF mascara. You can't walk around with raccoon eyes every time you get drunk.

susanhunter123 said...

That's just a bad pic and that is all. I bet if you saw Klum in person like that she would still be 'YOWZAA'.

Fabiola Thing said...

Demi and Ashton aren't Jewish, are they? Oh, that's right, they are faux Jews, the schmendricks.

GoGoLola said...

Please, I wish my bad pictures looked as "bad" as Heidi Klum's.

I look at the pic of Courtney Love and see Ashlee Simpson in 15 years...

Damn, George, I think I see your mushroom head.

ashley said...

are you ever gonna tell us who lindsay's husband is?

Reese said...

Tara's new do longs to be paired with Mom jeans and a Grandpa cardigan.

Agree about the lobotomized look!

mngddess said...

Someone's jealous of my Georgie....

heh

Cyn