Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Convicted Sex Offender Joe Francis Wants A Shot At Vanessa Hudgens


Never missing a chance to be a complete asshole, Joe Francis issued a press release from the Nevada prison he calls home offering Vanessa Hudgens $500,000 to join the Girls Gone Wild team.

In his press release Joe Francis said, "being sexual is not a crime."

So sayeth the man convicted of being a sex offender.

Posted by ent lawyer at 11:55 AM

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6 comments:

  1. jax12:08 PM

    Joe don't you have a shank to polish or some soap to drop? Some drugs to snort from your visitor's hoop? Some ointment to apply to your nether regions?

    $500 000? Please don't insult me or Vanessa with your pocket change.
    Asshat.

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  2. wood110712:41 PM

    Douche.

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  3. Merlin D. Bear12:47 PM

    Didn't his 15 minutes of "fame" expire like, 3 years ago??

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  4. Stacey Charter2:43 PM

    Shouldn't he be in a shower getting anal probed???? Douche!

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  5. P3:34 PM

    Dis-fu*kin'-gusting.

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  6. Jess4:32 AM

    Asshole

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