Friday, November 16, 2007

So Friends With Benefits Then?


Lance Armstrong tried to put a stop to all those rumors about him dating Ashley Olsen. He told Page Six that "Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends. We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady."

So, from this statement it appears that he doesn't think they are anything more than friends despite what Ashley might think. I notice that he doesn't say that they aren't having wild sex every night. She did show up for his daughter's show and tell. I think she thinks there is more to this relationship than just friends.

I love how Lance adds that they have hung out amongst friends. If he meant to say that they have only hung out with other friends present, he didn't do a very good job of it. He's trying to make people think that without lying.

I just hope you let Ashley down easy because, as you say, she is incredibly nice, and very smart and from what I hear doesn't give it up that often. She also has enough money to crush you like a bug. Anyone else flashback to Kids In The Hall there?

7 comments:

wood1107 said...

Thanks for the Kids in the Hall reference, ENT! I crush you! I crush your head! I crush you like a little bug! Hee hee heeee!

jax said...

"i'm crushing your head..becasue you are only 1 inch tall..crush crush"

god bless canadiana

wood1107 said...

We Canadians - such 'shit-disturbers.'

kellysirkus said...

soooo maybe Ashley and Resse can hookup for shopping to pass the time and spend the money while Jake and Lance ... uh, hang out

Majik said...

I was more a fan of the two evil guys...

Evil...eeeeeeeeviiiillllll...

And, of course, "I hate Jazz" and "The night of the cow" still crack me up.

*sigh* I miss KITH.

featherbell said...

Yes. I loved KITH. And, of course, I assumed "Friends With Benefits" referred to the couple pictured. Where's Matty?

Jerry said...

from1 Ent...
I notice that he doesn't say that
they aren't having wild sex every
night.


I can't see Ashley Olsen having enough energy to do anything that would remotely be considered wild.