Thursday, December 13, 2007

Random Photos Part One

I really need to look more carefully before I upload because there is no way in hell Mischa Barton should be on the top. She is Maxim's cover girl for January. I want you to remember how she looks here, and then compare it to the Maxim cover. Is she actually wearing gift wrap with a bow?
Naomi Watts looks great but Liev Schreiber still hasn't lost his baby weight.
Last Katherine Heigl post for awhile. The usual exceptions do apply. Sex tape, arrest, nude photos or death. She and Hugh Laurie are saying they won't cross the picket lines at the Golden Globes. I like the idea, but since writers are nominated, I'm guessing that actors will be allowed to go. I would also think that a WGA writer might be allowed to be hired to write the program. Dispensation has been given to SAG for their awards, but not yet the Globes or Academy Awards.
I hate when motorcycles slide up in between cars like this. First of all, I'm jealous because they whiz right through all the traffic. Second, I know I am going to have to watch one get hit one day, especially when they do it on the highway. Oh, this is Brad Pitt by the way. I am the guy about to open my door right into his shoulder.
I'm not even taking a dig at Teri Hatcher here. She is doing some good work stuffing bags for kids who don't have enough to eat. My beef is with Netflix. Can't you just donate bags to kids who don't have enough to eat, and thus are unlikely to rent movies from you now without posting an ad all over the bag? Does corporate generosity only come with a price? The food people can keep their labels on because it would be cost prohibitive to remove them, but Netflix should be doing it out of the kindness of their hearts and not to have their name plastered everywhere.
Two for sure will join the Mile High Club. Mel C will just watch.
Yeah Yeah. Keira Knightley and Rupert Friend. The fake couple that it is like the Energizer Bunny. Anyway, I like Rupert's jacket. It looks like a WWII jacket. I was wondering what the rules are from PETA about jackets that were made in the past. They surely don't want you to throw them away, so what is their opinion on wearing vintage leather and fur?
Prince William. I have nothing to say. I just like to class the place up a bit every now and then by throwing in some royalty.
Then in the very next frame I bring it right back down again don't I? Nicollette Sheridan is under the clown hat. Michael Bolton and Nicky there are in Poland. Michael was asked to play at the 15th anniversary of a Polish television station. Wouldn't the Surreal Life be better? I love Poland by the way.

19 comments:

brendalove@gmail.com said...

So is Nicollette knocked up or what?

DNfromMN said...

Dare I say it, Teri Hatcher actually looks good and genuinely happy there.

What's with the Poland comments, it sounds like a BI hint of some sort.

Trix said...

My god, KK looks like a corpse.

surfer said...

Kneepads anyone? All the KH posts lately--could this be Ent's mea culpa, re being busted?

jax said...

" I just like to class the place up a bit every now and then by throwing in some royalty."

i think Paris lives by the same token.

zing!

Cho said...

i fucking hate katherine heigl, and thus welcome the KH blackout.

has anyone heard anything about keira knightley and james mcavoy? i have but its all whispers...

jax said...

Up it Cho!

Kory said...

Oh I thought that I was so smart. I was wondering why the picture of Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheridan said MBO, while everyone else's is just their initials until I got to the top and found another MB - Mischa Barton - sleuthing failed.

aime said...

Miss Heigl, those sunglasses are not flattering.

Snautrag said...

'Member when Ent had to go to Poland to get some film director back to Cannes or something?

RandomRamblings said...

Well I could say the same thing about celebrities who attend charity events. They will attend as long as their photograph is taken and their name is plastered everywhere. Heavens forbid they do something good for the community that isn't broadcasted on Access Hollywood for all to see. Only in Hollywood does the spirit of giving include a press release and 15 photo ops.

audieh_1 said...

About Peta...they donated fur coats that had been sprayed with red paint to the homeless here in Vancouver. A nice gesture, but confusing. I guess it is ok to wear fur if you are homeless.

Tracee said...

Well Mischa's telling us that she's going to look like Kristie Alley in 10 years. Thanks for the preview Mish.

Teri looks like the man eating whore from outer space — fresh my ass — yeah just a fresh as a tampon marinating in Paris' vagina for two weeks. Yum!

liveunderarock said...

Is Naomi Watts the most recent BI about the actress slimming down with coke? I don't think it said the actress was losing baby weight. But I got that impression.

I agree randomramblings.

I can rant for days on celebs who conveniently claim to be drawing attention to their cause or charity just when they have a new movie or album being released.

I know one legendary singer/songwriter who instilled in me that charity should be anonymous.
In addition to making his monetary donations anonymous, he also delays concerts to talk to children in wheelchairs and etc. But it is rarely ever reported. He prefers to let people believe he is always late.

IMHO that is true class.

It is also incredibly sad that there aren't more who are like him in that respect.

Climbing down from soapbox and crawling back under my rock.

kellysirkus said...

Whae Michael Bolten and Nicolette Sheriden are the best looking people in the Random Photos, you know it's a RUFF day

Kara said...

Re: Nicollette & Michael

Entie's Surreal life comment - is that a reference to the BI about the TV actress on a dramedy who didn't have sex with her (also famous, but not an actor) boyfriend and made him dress up in her clothes?

mngddess said...

Enty -

My family makes pierogi every year for Christmas. It's EXCELLENT. Want some?

Cyn

butterfly said...

Poor Teri Hatcher. She so has not aged well!

blonde ambition said...

Why is bolton wearing a wedding ring? did they already get married?