Thursday, December 13, 2007

The Real Story Of Eva & Tony


Do I believe the story of Alexandra Paressant? Parts of it. I think Tony Parker definitely slept with her. I also believe that Eva Longoria knew, and not just as a guilt thing from Tony. Look, the part of the story that makes no sense is this quote from Alexandra. "She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like [a] certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne."

Eva Longoria has never met a mirror she didn't love at anytime anyplace during any situation. I also know there aren't many things sexually you can do that will shock Eva. I also think that Eva is the one who probably has to get Tony to try new things and new ways, and not the other way around. I'm not saying that Tony and Eva have the greatest relationship, because they don't. All I am saying is that Tony having sex with another woman or four and Eva having sex with another guy or two is not going to be the cause of the breakup of this marriage. When Eva can't find the guys to keep her happy, but Tony is still finding women, that will be the end. Oh, that and when Tony wakes up and realizes that Eva is the devil in disguise. Tick tock. Tick tock.

13 comments:

donna said...

are you referring to mario lopez as eva's old friend .. cause that I can believe happened and continues to happen, for a guy who definitely is c list he certainly is around alot of a list people .. eve hayden .. whats the dealo? do tell

jax said...

Well if they're both ok with it..all the power to you Parker.
Ihave a relative with a similar relationship..totally open. they are allowed anything but full sex.
but really that's like saying you can have the pizza but not the toppings..or in his case the peperoni.

simone said...

Why the fuck bother getting married? couldn't they have just stayed bf & gf?

losers.

badchick272002 said...

Donna,
I believe Mario is seeing Hayden's mother as well as Eva and Karina. He's one busy man.

jax said...

i can think of a lot worse people who married..besisdes who cares. im not married to either.

donna said...

hey jax, i am with you on that .. bur seriously, maybe they got married for all the presents and publicity they received ..and are now staying together so they dont have to give them back ...lol ...

jax said...

and like you wouldn't do it to for a $500 William Sonoma garlic press?

liar! lol

SkittleKitty said...

Ent--
As much as I understand your comment about the Netflix name on the backpacks, it could have been worse and at least they're doing something. As someone who works in the nonprofit world, I know that it is extremly rare for any corporation to do anything charitable anymore without some sort of PR-gain expected. (Corp.s have marketing money, but funds to just give--not so much anymore.) The bags could have been red and covered all over with the Netflix name. At least Netflix is doing something good for PR rather than giving free memberships to famous people in gift baskets (which they've probably done, too).

Liz said...

Well if they want to be polyamorous more power to them.

I have a friend who is and she is married. Not my lifestyle, but that is the way some folks swing.

Majik said...

"When Eva can't find the guys to keep her happy, but Tony is still finding women, that will be the end. Oh, that and when Tony wakes up and realizes that Eva is the devil in disguise. Tick tock. Tick tock."

Hysterical. Good job, Enty, you made me lol. ; )

kellysirkus said...

any woman who marries an NBA star and thinks she's going to get monogamy and fidelity is CRAZY!!!!!
The only woman who can handle that position is a PLAYAH' GIRL
Eva has found her place in life -- at least for now

GammaGirl said...

@kellysirkus: This is so true!

It seems like they both knew what they were getting into, I guess if they're cool with it, more power to them?

nursekelly said...

Yeah!!!! Mario wowio and Eva..together foreveh!!

It's such drag with three (and more) people in a marriage.