Friday, December 28, 2007

When Did This Happen?


Milo Ventimiglia has confirmed that he is dating Heroes co-star Hayden Panettiere. Where was I? Did I pass out at my keyboard again? I'm sure everyone else has already seen this, but I was kind of in shock when I read it. Oh, wait a second. Now I see it is from In Touch. According to In Touch, Ventimiglia reportedly delivered a toast to Panettiere at a pre-Christmas party for the show in Los Angeles, telling colleagues that they were in a relationship.

An onlooker told In Touch Weekly: "He called her his girlfriend and said that he loved her." Ummm. I call BS. Oh, I think they might have with the operative word being might spent some time fooling around, but I don't see Milo standing up in front of everyone to make the announcement that Hayden is his girlfriend and that he loves her. That is the kind of thing for an engagement or something, not a girlfriend who could be gone in five minutes.

However, it is nice of In Touch to find me something to write about. I know most of you want this site to be Paris free in 2008. To do that, some other celebs are really going to have to step up their scandal game. I'm thinking a Denzel Washington and Oprah Winfrey affair would be nice. A Rachael Ray sex tape would be good for a week or two, and I can smell a Charlie Sheen breakdown coming. Meanwhile I guess this Hayden/Milo declaration of love will have to do.

14 comments:

__-__=__ said...

This is fine. Just no Paris. Ever. Thanks in advance!!

DNfromMN said...

Ent, consider this a big fat he-all NO to the Rachael Ray sex tape. Those cheesecake photos you posted gave me nightmares!

Bethany said...

Charlie Sheen breakdown? Do I smell a potential blind reveal?

Kristen S. said...

Today would be a great day for TomKat to get some major publicity since it's such a slow news day. Maybe "Kate" could be "pregnant" again?

WineGirl X said...

EL... Why not ask your friend Ali if she can confirm? I mean... if this declaration was at a pre-Christmas party for the show... I'm sure AL was there and can dish the dirt.

Moosefan said...

I think for 2008, my fave gossip stuff would be the following-
Front covers
Britney-Why my 4 month stay in rehab saved my life and my children

Tom and Kate-Its Over! Nicole to testify in favor of Kate's custody battle

Paris Hilton-Who really took her? Last sightings and last video pics could hold clues? Why family has no money for the ransom-Or do they?

Lindsey Lohan-Who?

these are just a few of the things I would love to see in the gossip sites

loveshoes said...

moose-
that second headline is my belated christmas wish!

kellysirkus said...

@ WineGirl - nice bottle. clearly, you have excellent taste. Did you pour that yet or are you still saving it?

Aaron Weber said...

I'd believe he SAID it... I mean, it would be the perfect joke toast at an office party.

Moosefan said...

That would be a day. I am sure that there will be a tell all-trust that one of the kids or his "male best buds" will write something.

Here are a few more-
Christina A-Why retiring from music to launch makeup line saved my marriage

American Idol-Behind the scenes of the final Idol EVER!

Oprah Winfrey-Why I will never help American or Canadian Children who need help with education and healthcare too..

Nicole and Keith-welcome new children into family-Conner and Isabella out of Scientology grips

Kim K-Vows to never do reality TV again and here is why..

Hugh and Holly welcome twins Kendra and Bridget are Godmothers..

Amy Winehouse-Why I went undercover as a drug addicted songstress to bust the Taliban Opium trade and how I really feel about Blake their #1 drug pusher in England...

GammaGirl said...

Wait....WHAT?!!
My crush on Milo V. just ended.

I can deal with the speculation that he's dating a teenager, but now that he's confirmed it...No thanks.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

This would rule:

Katie Holmes and Nicole Kidman's secret lesbian affair.

Cho said...

usually i'd agree with you, ent, but you should check out some of the pictures of milo v. when he's around hayden. he's pretty stupid over the chick, its very obvious.

keep us updated on these two! theyre one of the few celeb couples that dont make me want to gouge my eyes out.

bluegirl said...

Ew, I don't like this coupling either. Can't Hayden find someone her own age? When the rumours about them first came out I found myself going off Milo too.

Ha ha moosefan, I love those headlines! Don't have any to add unfortch.