Friday, January 11, 2008

It's Official -- Kimberly Locke Is A Home Wrecker


I don't think we have had an American Idol alum be a home wrecker yet. You really can't count Jessica Serra because not only as she wrecked homes she probably broke into them also to get drug money. It's why she did the porn you know. I guess it's possible she would rather do porn with sock wearing guys then break into a house, but chances are porn with fat guys came later.

Anyway, faced with lots and lots of questions about her relationship with Celebrity Fit Club trainer Harvey E. Walden IV, Kimberly Locke finally broke down and admitted she is dating him, although she wouldn't go so far as to say he was her boyfriend. The catch? Well, “[His divorce] is why we’re not a couple yet. That is my rule. Whether you’re separated or married — whatever — I would like it to be cleared up. Until then we can hang out together and have fun together.”

So I guess she is basically saying that she is perfectly willing to f**k him while he is in the middle of a divorce, but is not going to be his girlfriend. See, that would be wrong. You can rationalize it however you want. The fact is that until NYE, everyone thought Harvey was married, and then he showed up with you. I'm guessing he left his wife for you. I also doubt you are off "having fun" with other guys while you are seeing Harvey, so that not my boyfriend doesn't work. Oh, I guess you could be seeing other guy friends like Clay Aiken and know that having fun really is only going to be having fun, but let's face it. Home wreckers shouldn't try and draw a line that tries to give you any moral high ground because his divorce isn't final yet. Let's face it you already crashed through that morality line, so embrace it.

I'm also betting that she didn't tell Harvey she was going to spill the beans about their relationship either. Oh, excuse me. Friendship.

24 comments:

p m said...

that was really stupid!

jlb said...

I love how people can justify anything to themselves....reminds me of Angie's "I don't sleep with married men" bit.

wtf said...

Pretty funny that of all the women who have thrown themselves at Harvey on CFC this is the one he caught.

Leorising said...

She was on Ellen this morning and admitted he was her "boyfriend" In fact Ellen showed a picture of him. She also looked pregnant

Elle said...

Sooooooo....was this the answer to your Jan 4 blind #1 EL?

"I almost didn't even write this one because I am so tried of writing the word pregnant. I hope it is the last time for awhile. Anyway, this one hit wonder female singer is pregnant by this married celebrity."

Is Kimberly Locke preggers? Do tell (or, time probably will for you)...

Leorising said...

She was wearing a short electric blue dress that when she walked out to greet Ellen the dress stuck to her body and she looked like she was about 3 mos pregnant. They spoke about her weight loss and being celeb fit club and that's when Ellen said your dating your trainer, he's your boyfriend then they showed him on screen. Kimberly said she told him that if he was going to be all over case about what she eats then she's going to sit and eat a whole pizza to piss him off. But there was nothing coy about her answer or Ellen's question. No hiding anything

Elle said...

leorising: I'm now convinced. she is the 01/04 #1 BI reveal...

Leorising said...

That's the first thing I thought of, she looked pregnant. At least to me. I just happen to be working from home today. I turned the tv on to catch the weather (bad rain storms today) and there she was. lol. Then I came here and saw this.

Dee said...

She definitely fits the BI, especially since there was a pic of her in Random Photos the day of the blind, but I remember seeing pictures of her recently drinking at her birthday party. Maybe she's just careless and pregnant...

Twisted Sister said...

Now how funny would it be if, having seen the way this is going to tear his kids up, he goes back to his family and she's left with egg on her face and a bun in the oven?

Okay, not funny, but you know what I mean.

Cute Little Redhead said...

To be fair...aren't they BOTH to blame? I think we need to split this one 50/50. A woman can't "wreak" a home unless the man's gonna let her.

I'm just throwing that out there.

Twisted Sister said...

Of course they're both to blame, but the fact is, no self-respecting woman would settle for a married man. Smart women who respect themselves know that 1) most men don't leave their families and 2) if he cheated on his wife, he'll cheat on you, too.

HappyHappyJoyJoy said...

Geesh - I think this guy is a little too harsh. How long has Harvey been seperated from his wife? How long has Kimberly been seeing him? ANd how freakin presumptious to ASSUME she's sleeping with him.

And btw - you hardly EVER show at 3 months. the baby's about the size of a penny at 3 months and unless you're a skeleton, which we all know Kimberly's not, there's no way you would be showing until at least 5-6 months.

Leorising said...

that's not true at all. Every woman's body is different. Some people can show very early on by the gain in their breasts, face, nose, etc and then other's might not show at all until their 7 mos. You can't generalize

Twisted Sister said...

Happyhappyjoyjoy is wrongwrongincorrectincorrect. Like Leorising has stated, everyone's body is different. I know MANY women who showed at three months. I started showing as soon as we got out of bed that night.

Jesse D said...

LOL Twisted, indeed, I did too.

shesamazingnyc said...

Amen, twistedsister! There are lots of stupid women out there, though.

Is it just me, or do these two look like brother and sister?

ladorabelle said...

Oh, god, Twisted Sister. I was a fat cow in mere days the first time around. Okay, maybe not, but I am interested to see how fat I'll get this time, not (Oh, please no) carrying twins.

__-__=__ said...

I had no idea you would gain weight in your nose when pregnant. Learn something here every day!!

shesamazingnyc said...

OT: _-_=_: I had no idea until I happened to a friend of mine. She was a little bitty petite thing and her WHOLE BODY got huge. But her nose... I have pictures of before and after. Lots of weird things happen when you're pregnant that nobody ever tells you about.

Kara said...

Some women's feet grow too, or so I've heard.

Until things get settled, why didn't she just use the "we became friends on the show and have a great time together." and leave it at that until the dust has settled in his personal life.

If she's pregnant already, then that's just sad. Has all of Hollywood boycotted protection?

Iza's Mom said...

my least favorite pregnancy oddity is the stretching out of your rib cage to accomodate organs that used to be miles further south. that sucked.

Twisted Sister said...

Ladorabelle, think positive thoughts and remember their health comes first. You'll lose it really fast if you're nursing anyway!

christy said...

wtf, I was thinking the same thing myself. Harvey was the ony reason I watched the show....
*Soooooo dissapointed I'm engaing in a full on carb fest--potatoes, bread, pasta--bring it on!*