Friday, January 11, 2008
I don't think we have had an American Idol alum be a home wrecker yet. You really can't count Jessica Serra because not only as she wrecked homes she probably broke into them also to get drug money. It's why she did the porn you know. I guess it's possible she would rather do porn with sock wearing guys then break into a house, but chances are porn with fat guys came later.
Anyway, faced with lots and lots of questions about her relationship with Celebrity Fit Club trainer Harvey E. Walden IV, Kimberly Locke finally broke down and admitted she is dating him, although she wouldn't go so far as to say he was her boyfriend. The catch? Well, “[His divorce] is why we’re not a couple yet. That is my rule. Whether you’re separated or married — whatever — I would like it to be cleared up. Until then we can hang out together and have fun together.”
So I guess she is basically saying that she is perfectly willing to f**k him while he is in the middle of a divorce, but is not going to be his girlfriend. See, that would be wrong. You can rationalize it however you want. The fact is that until NYE, everyone thought Harvey was married, and then he showed up with you. I'm guessing he left his wife for you. I also doubt you are off "having fun" with other guys while you are seeing Harvey, so that not my boyfriend doesn't work. Oh, I guess you could be seeing other guy friends like Clay Aiken and know that having fun really is only going to be having fun, but let's face it. Home wreckers shouldn't try and draw a line that tries to give you any moral high ground because his divorce isn't final yet. Let's face it you already crashed through that morality line, so embrace it.
I'm also betting that she didn't tell Harvey she was going to spill the beans about their relationship either. Oh, excuse me. Friendship.