Jessica Simpson Is An Idiot
I know the headline isn't really much news to anyone who has ever read any gossip blog or magazine or even seen Jessica speak or "act" or breathe. But this one is a special case. Jessica Simpson has decided to stay away from the Dallas Cowboys playoff game because she fears she will jinx her "boyfriend" Tony Romo and that everyone who doesn't already hate her in Texas will do so if the Cowboys lose. Jessica was in the stands last month cheering on Tony to his worst performance ever in football dating back to his elementary school years. Fans and teammates blamed Jessica.
So, instead of just saying that, she comes up with this little number released by her publicist. Her spokesperson Cindy Berger tells the New York Post, "She is not attending. She is working on a new album. She will be watching from home and cheering him (Romo) on." So she wants the world to know that even on a weekend afternoon she will be hard at work plugging away at that album and she can't even spare any extra minutes because of her tight schedule. Whatever. I don't really care. Besides she already spent a week jinxing Romo on their vacation in Mexico and so going to the game would have been just like finding one last spot where there wasn't a needle and shoving it in hard.
I kind of like Ashlee Simpson so I wish she would disown herself so I could make the blanket statement of how much I just hate the Simpson family. Unless Pimpa gets arrested or something equally as fun, I'm done with them. As I was typing this I realized just how much I dislike them.
12 comments:
We'll always have Paris.
She's just too dumb for me to hate. I really wish she'd marry some rich idiot and live happily ever after, but completely out of the public eye. Maybe if they guy paid her dad enough he'd go away too?
You "just" realized, Ent? You've been hating on them forever (rightfully). Once Ashlee marries Pete, she can take on his last name and then you can hate on The Simpsons
I don't really hate her either. She's not evil like Paris and her effed up family. She's more a product of her father and her own stupidity.
Eh. Let's talk about Brett Favre instead (so dreamy!). Not this bimbo and her starstruck mimbo.
If Romo and the Cowboys lose this weekend he's going to be run out of Dallas wicked style.
He will NEVER hear the end of it!
God, I hope it happens...
oh i hate Ashlee WAY more.
she is a complete See you next tuesday!
I've never understood the 'hatred' for Jessica, I've always seen her as harmless. Such an easy target too, there are other celebs who are full of sh*t to pick on.
I like Jessica too, and think she's often (unfairly) the punching bag. I am kind of indifferent to Ashlee, but if I were inclined to be aggrieved with one or the other of them, it would be Ashlee. I don't know why, she just rubs me the wrong way for some reason. Their dad can take a hike.
Their dad can take a hike
LOL that was probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said about Pimpa.
Uh...looks like dad is looking down ash's dress. Tell me i'm wrong, puh-leeese. I agree. She's harmless, you have to have an IQ over, say 80, to be real trouble.
No, takeme2espana, you are not wrong. Remember on Jess and Nick's reality show, where he was seen leering over his daughter during that steamy video shoot? How he bragged about his daughter's titties and her virginity? He is majorly KKREEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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