Friday, January 11, 2008

Random Photos Part One

One of the coolest people on the entire planet. Amber Tamblyn takes the top spot. ECA.
Because Amber went to an event and got her photo taken, Ali Larter and her newly adorned ring finger are relegated to second position.
This was quite the event. Wish I would have been invited, but then I would have done something idiotic and gone up to Jessica Alba and asked her if Tom came to her first and offered her money to marry him, and then turn and ask Katie which name she truly f**king prefers.
It wouldn't be a Friday here without some Johnny Depp. I haven't had a chance to look for some full frontal for you today, so this will have to do for now. If he opened his shirt a bit more you could have a little nip slip of Mr. Depp. I will refrain from posting the nip slip photo I found of Amy Winehouse yesterday.
Wow. Ummm. You know, I just feel so bad that Jessica Biel had the bad lip injection and the horrible color job, that I am just going to lay off saying anything bad about her. The fact that she can still smile despite the horrible beauty atrocities that have been committed against her this past week preclude me from saying anything further about her that would leave her even more scarred and hideous than she is now.
Speaking of scarred. I know Justin Long is going to get hiss heart scarred when Drew Barrymore finally breaks up with him. Oh, she will, and Justin Long will be crushed. This is a guy who is plainly way more in love with Drew than she with him.
Bear with me on this one. Do you remember the scene in Planes Trains And Automobiles where they need money and John Candy starts selling shower curtain rings in the bus station. Forget the fact that you have never seen a bus station with people in it who actually have money, but he sold a bunch of teenagers shower curtain rings but called them earrings to make the sale. These are those earrings and they look just as stupid on Beyonce as they did on the three girls in the scene. Maybe 4 girls. Maybe the train station and not the bus station.
I just know that this movie with Tracy Morgan and Ice Cube is going to be great. It is actually a movie I am looking forward to which doesn't happen often. I also promised DNfromMN that I would go see Juno. So, I am going to do the whole pay for one and sneak around for free to the other 23 screens. Not that I would encourage any of you to break the law, but you know, if they are going to put that many screens in one place, and only one 16 year old kid to keep watch, stuff is going to happen.
I don't think Tyson Beckford is in the Top 50 GQ stylish list, but this looks damn good on him. Bastard.
Speaking of bastards. No, not really. It looks like Val Kilmer only has about 50 more punds to lose so I'm happy for him. Hopefully by the time he hits the beach next summer he will have lost enough weight where we can safely look at his photos again, or he could just wear a shirt. Have I told you I love Rosario Dawson. She looks like she wants to go out tonight. See who is really paying attention. Also if you notice in the background there is a sighting of Dylan McDermott who although doing the single guy thing in Miami last week made his way back to LA to support my favorite name.
Shiva. Who this week is using the McDermott thing. He is just stringing you along baby. Hopefully Kerry Washington told you the same thing, but I am available for hugs or jello fights. Or just coffee. A text?
I just hope that Kim Kardashian is pregnant because at her present rate of weight gain, she will explode sometime around January 26th. She has gained 5 pounds since the other photo earlier this week. Reggie you better start praying it isn't yours.

40 comments:

Dijea said...

I like Amber too, don't know her, but enjoy her body of work.

But really, thanks for the Depp. I always need me some Depp. He is totally my dream man, part rake, part bad boy, part loving daddy & incredibly hot. Anybody want to know how I really feel.

Twisted Sister said...

It looks like Kim Kardashian's ASS is pregnant.

jax said...

what's that about Rosario??
did she send the flask?
am i reading into nothing?
hm.

Janele said...

I know there are some blinds in there that I'm missing but I'm waaay too tired to figure them out.

princess pea said...

jax - re: the flask. Here's the link the the original blind

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/10/how-did-you-spend-your-friday-night.html

Remember how most of us thought it was KH, especially the part about her voice being so distinctive? In the blind, Ent had to wake up her boyfriend to help get her up the stairs. I heard KH say somewhere recently that she didn't live with her boyfriend before getting married, so that got me thinking as to who else has a distinctive voice. The only other one I came up with was Kate Walsh, but her getting married in September sort of through water on that thought. Of course, we don't know the true timeline for this blind.

All that to say, I don't think it's Rosario, as I don't think she's known for her voice, and am not sure if she's living with anyone. So the "voice" is the flask-sender.

Your thoughts.

Tracee said...

Dear Tyson, I want to squish you between graham crackers and marshmallows and eat you around a campfire. Please let me know when ur available.

Melissa said...

Seriously. Was Jessica smoking crack and contracting pink eye right before the dye job and lip injections? DAMN.

DNfromMN said...

Ent, do you need me to be your full frontal friday finder? I could do it, but I can't take credit for it anymore. And Tracy probably needs the drinking money, so sneak into Juno. To me, it looked awful -- saw a clip during 30 Rock last night. Completely not my sense of humor.

Anyone know what Ent meant by ECA with Amber?

bionic bunny! said...

not a fan of kimmy-poo anyway, but she looks awful.
geez.

princess pea said...

dnfrommn - I was wondering about that (ECA) too.

And, if you accept the position of FFFF, why wouldn't you want the credit? I think it's nice to be acknowledged, unless of course, you don't want peeps to know.

Majik said...

That is either a really unflattering picture, or that is an ENORMOUS ass.

Like, J-Lo big. Possibly bigger.

**has Big Bottom from This is Spinal Tap running through head**

DNfromMN said...

princess - would you like to be known as the guy who knows where to find porn? I rest my case. :)

princess pea said...

Good point, dnfrommn! I almost fell off my chair reading your response.

BTW, I love your comments - they crack me up.

Twisted Sister said...

Take a look at what EL wrote under the Random Photo's on September 12, 2007:

Amber Tamblyn as always looks amazing. ECA.


Hmmmmmmm...........

kellysirkus said...

what is up with the ECA???

I don't know who I find more ASSaultive of my cornea
Jessica BLECH Biel
or Kim Kardassssssian

GammaGirl said...
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bewbs said...

Wait! Is that Beyonce??
Does anyone know WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE? In this photo and the one yesterday at the game with Jay-Z and Kanye, her face has significantly changed.

jax said...

bewbs-

she took her makeup off..doens't look any diff to me.

jax said...

oh and can i tell you how much i LOVED Deathproof? that is one of the best movies i've seen this year..lol.

I love you too Rosario!

Fabiola Thing said...

Kim looks like crap...oh, wait, she IS crap.

Tracee said...

So fabiloa, ur saying that Kim needs some laxatives to help her out...maybe she's backed up? LOL!

GammaGirl said...

It's nice to see Amber Tamblyn here. She blew me away in "Stephanie Daly"

Jessica looks worse than The Winehouse. Get thee to a beach STAT!

@Jax: I think it could be Rosario. She's dated Eli Roth(ew) and some hot model actor named Andrea boccaletti in the past year. I don't know that either relationship was headed towards marriage.
She IS a definite possibility.

Dschingis said...

poor Katie. she still crouches even if she´s without the small one.

liveunderarock said...

dnfrommn,
It is all a matter of perspective. We already love you. But start making a significant contribution to Full Frontal Friday every week and you are poised on the threshold of becoming the most beloved man on the North American continent. ;D

The problem would be "how many Graces can you handle, Will?" ;D

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Oh my God Jessica Biel's lips look horrible! Why do people keep doing that crap?

christy said...

Tyson Beckford. YUM! I absolutely am in total and complete LOVE with this man. More pics of Tyson, please Ent!

princess pea said...

Ummm, dnfrommn, do we have you to thank for the, ahem, reveal above (the latest posting)?

As to your earlier response, I thought all guys knew where to find porn! ;)

jax said...

i thought that was R. Kelly. not Beckford.

bewbs said...

Jax---Beyonce just left off her false eyelashes? think she switched to Eva Mendes' makeup artist? ;)

Dave said...

Definately Biel looks works, I'd have to put a bag over that. KK, isn't that bad, I think it's more the angle of the shot, and I'd still get boozed up and bring a bottle of oil over to hit that.

crichmond1000 said...

Look how big that guy's head is behind KK's butt. His head is so big, he looks photoshopped in. It may be an optical illusion, though. Maybe Kim's head looks so small in relation to her ass and his head looks big in relation to her head in relation to her ass. Are you following me?

Calla said...

Event-Condition-Action?

Ephedrine-Caffeine-Aspirin?

Electronic Check Acceptance?

European Cockpit Association?

Every Child Achieves?

ethyl-2-cyanoacrylate? (superglue)

East Coast Attitude?

That's about all I could come up with from Google before I got tired of it. ;)

califblondy said...

I love Tyson on the new Bravo show "Make Me A Super Model", he seems like a nice, genuine person. Tyson's co-host (Ent's friend, Nikki Taylor)?... Not so much.

daily_apple said...

ECA = Ent's Choice Award?

kellysirkus said...
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muccimooch333 said...

Didn't Kim K. have butt implants so that her butt would purposely look like that? Yes, I am serious.

mandjo said...

Ent Close Associate
Everyone's Comment Answer.....

mandjo said...

I remember when I thought Val Kilmer was kinda hot....just doesn't do it for me anymore.

Bryn said...

Ent Covets Amber

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Jessica Biel also had the botox. Look at her forehead.

I understand butt implants but what about the thighs? Did those get implants too??