Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Today's Blind Items

Tomorrow will be a mini-blind item reveal day. I think there will be at least three, and maybe a couple more. The couple more is a maybe. I am trying to run through a bunch in my head and I think there are more than three to be revealed.

#1 What talk show hostess made it perfectly clear to several producers that she would be willing to do anything, and I mean anything to be considered for a starring role in a film.

#2 Don't believe the protestations of this married A+ list male film actor when he says that his crabs were the result of a stay at a hotel in Europe. The more likely cause is the hooker he brought into his hotel room.

121 comments:

K said...

1) Would that Maria whateverhernameis from one of those entertainment shows be considered a talk show host? Because that's the only person I can think of as the answer to that.

2) I'd think Sean Penn if the blind didn't seem to indicate still married.

TomTyler said...

#1 Tyra Banks?

#2 Sean Penn?

Princess Fiona said...

#1 Vanessa Lemmojello
#2 Sean Penn works for me too. How about Tommy Girl if the hooker is a he?

Kara said...

I wouldn't put it past Tyra - at all - to let anything come between her and world domination.

She wants to be Oprah, she's said it herself. Oh course she'll use any sexual advantage she has to help her cause. She probably thinks of it as a smart buisness move.

Miss X said...

1. My first thought was "Not Oprah"...maybe Kelly Ripa?

2. Ben Afleck

babyface shane said...

#1 has to be Trya, couldn't imagine she dated John Singleton for much else than to star in Higher Learning. Hasn't been cast in anything since - right?

captivagrl said...

#2. mel gibson? tom hanks?

Dee said...

#2 Matt Damon?

surfer said...

Nothing really obvious jumps out at me right now, but hopefully we have the following reveal to look forward to.

from November 9, 2007

#1 What Presidential candidate is sleeping with an aide?

Will be revealed after New Hampshire primary. Not John Edwards. Already did a story on him.

captivagrl said...

#1. rachael ray...LOL!

divabunny said...

1- tyra; if it were vanessa it would say "out of work" talk show host or "former"

2- ben affleck sounds good to me... from some other bi's it sounds like he isnt into being married any more anyway...

GammaGirl said...

1, Tyra seems too controlling to make an offer like that. My vote goes to Kelly Ripa.

Tyra has been in a few movies, the most recent was one of the Halloween remakes. Unsurprisingly, all her scenes were edited out.

2.Hmmm. Tom Hanks?

Rare Avis said...

I will be in Manchester for the primaries..

kellysirkus said...

#1 Maria Menudo (or whatevs)

@2 Sean Penn (technically, he is still married)

captivagrl said...

charlie wilson's war just opened recently in europe....tom hanks

Suzy said...

#1 Kelly Ripa. She still can't believe her shitcom was canceled.

PaleBlackSheep said...

It is Tyra, I have heard she has basically slept her way to where she is today...

I wanna say Stallone, just because I want to think he has cheated on this wife too LOL

captivagrl said...

A+ married (and straight presumably) actors...this is a short list

Angela said...

Ben Affleck or Sean Penn A+?????

Mel Gibson, Tom Hanks or Will Smith would be more like it. But the BI description is too vague to make a good guess.

captivagrl said...

twis - where are you? i hate you..ya old bag!

Jolara said...

I had to sound out p r o t e s t a t i o n s. I couldn't grasp the word. ... Yes, I passed 3rd grade!

#1- could be Tyra, but I think it's that Ripa girl.

#2- WHO??? believes they can catch crabs from a hotel??? anyone??? He must think his wife is really stupid.

Also...what did I miss? It's awfully quiet on here. I had to go shopping this morning and missed all the hoopla. I thought it was bash Twisted day? Oh, and BTW, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWISTED! :0)

jax said...

i know im patiently waiting to hate.

Breeder breeder come out where ever you are!

1- Tyra
2- Mel Gibson? Ben Affleck..has he been to Europe lately and for what?

jax said...

re: protestations

me too. i think its a clue..like it sounds "The lady doth protest too much, methinks".

Shakespear....in Love Ben Affleck.

wtf said...

Star?

Cali Girl said...

Orange Oprah! Oh wait, she's still in the willing to do anything to be a talk show hostess phase....

Teresa S said...

#1 My first thought was Tyra, but Kelly Ripa seems more likely, since she smells of desperation.

#2 Sean Penn or Tom Hanks. It would be hilarious if it was Hanks.

califblondy said...

No way do I believe it's Kelly. She has said that "when" (if?) Mark's career takes off, she will be a stay at home Mom. She gets paid a ton for very little work on Live, I think she knows a good thing.

Maria M. seems more like it just by other posts Ent. has made about her.

Who in the hell gets crabs these days? That's so dumb.

bmorelaxer said...

I agree with the Maria Menounos thing for #1. I think I have heard some skanky things about her.

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lainiekazan said...

I can't believe Tyra would be that careless -- although she made a fool of herself with her non-holiday part for her staff.

I'd believe it of Menounos in a second, but is she a talk show hostess?

Les Suckno For President said...

1. Barbara Walters

2. Tom Cruise

selenakyle said...

Hey everyone! Someone fill me in...who would Tyra have slept with to get here--men or women? (No, it doesn't really matter either way, but just askin'...)
And how did she get so bitchy--always been that way? Always thought she was good one.

p.s. BWAHAAHAA Barbara Walters!

Peek Freans said...

#1 Ellen
#2 Costner

Twisted Sister said...

Cap and Jax - I'm here! Pile it on, skanks!

Twisted Sister said...

If somebody with a three letter name doesn't stop posting with the sole intention of slapping people's hands, I'm going to nominate her to be the hated one 7/24.

That is all.

Twisted Sister said...

k, are you still reading?

Jolara said...

Who? On this particular thread? Twisted?

JAX?
ENT?
YOU?

bionic bunny! said...

damn blogger!
i was just complaining about how a certain poster was too high and mighty, off selfishly celebrating her own dang birthday....

it better be damn good, you twisted little twit, you!

Trix said...

I am so for the Maria Menudo guess. (I cant even spell her last name. Its Greek though so I guess Menudo is out of line! lol) She is, apparantly, a huge raging bitch and willing to do anything to advance her career.


Anyone else find it interesting that her role in Scrubs was limited to virtually one, maybe two episodes, and all it was, was a few scenes of her obsessing over J.D.s hair, barely a word said. She must be a terrible actress. Wonder if she fucked Zch to get the part. With a lonely heart such as himself, he probably would go for it.

jax said...

wtf did i do besides ignore my job??? huh did i miss something?

Happy Birthday ya old bag!

St. John of a Sissy said...

I immediately thought of Kelly Ripa too. She's the blond version of Evil Longoria. She's done soaps, daytime talk, and nighttime comedy so movies would seem the next step. If the rumors are true and she is leaving her hubby, she could be positioning herself for the casting couch AND a bigger star to marry, Mary.

Twisted Sister said...

heehee....thanks for the hate and the bday wishes you meanies.

Bunny, would I celebrate without all you bitches? Hells no!

Well, all I'll say is that I can point to two threads (though there are more, I don't have time to dig) where you can find the hand slapping:

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37309174&postID=480628528962560760&isPopup=true#form

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37309174&postID=441302366179998782&isPopup=true

jax said...

well sometimes the hand slaps back! lol.

Jolara said...

Ohhhhh! NOW I see.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Hey Twisted....?

Twisted Sister said...

Jax, we'll see...lol.

Jolara? Yessssssss????????

Jolara said...

YOU SUCK!!!

Jolara said...

...it is still tuesday right???


:0)

sarah said...

Kevin Costner for #2? And I just can't see Tyra doing that-she is too successful, and doesn't seem that interested in doing film? Ripa is too skinny and gross even to imagine. Is Jilian barberie a talk show hostess? Who are some talk show hostesses besides Ellen and Oprah and Tyra?

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captivagrl said...

i really don't think it's kelly ripa...how about chelsea handler?

Twisted Sister said...

Hahaaa!!! Yes, Jolara, dear. It's still Tuesday. You have a few hours to go. And then tomorrow we're hating on....who is it? Jax gave away Wednesday and I can't recall who got it.

Kory said...

If you can't remember which blind items you did on who, you should be more better organized. That's right more better. You should have a spreadsheet with 3 columns: the date, the number of the blind and the name. That way you can reference your old ones with minimal effort.

RandomRamblings said...

1. Tyra Banks. Who would want to sleep with It's All About Me Banks?

2. Ben Affleck.

jax said...

MAria has a rep for being desperate for the spotlight. when she first started out there was an article in a tween mag about how she lost soooo much weight and was now a thin it girl. turns out she lost like 20lbs.

captivagrl said...

hey, hello?...any one for Chelsea Handler for #1?

jax said...

captivgirl you are the Hate target tomorrow,don't forget!

DivineJoy said...

Tyra Banks
Brad Pitt

bionic bunny! said...

you say that NOW, twist, but we all know what a liar you are!

so its captivgirl for tomorrow for sure?
i'll bring the tequila!

Dijea said...

??? for #1. I would say Vanessa, but she never "hosted" neither did Maria Menudos? Tyra probably thinks she deserves the role, so she shouldn't have to do anything for a role. Anyway who would pay to see Tyra?

#2 Goodness knows, but my guess is Tom Hanks.

Twisted - happy birthday!

onecrazypeanut said...

You guys are priceless. xo

Hate on sistah's. :D

.....and was I supposed to make a guess at something?

Jolara said...

LOL "more better"

How young are you today Twisted?

NOOOOO! it can't be Hanks! Has anyone (?!?!) EVER heard anything bad about Tom Hanks? Please spill if there is something out there. He is my "Opie" of Hollywood.

Trix said...

Jolara, yeah, he has a really bad temper and goes into a blind rage, something he admits to. There are whispers that he has, or does, beat his wife.

captivagrl said...

TWIS - happy birthday you 67 year old sea hag!!!!

Stacy said...

#1 definitely maria Menudo.

ladorabelle said...

Twisted Sister --

Happy birthday and I hate you.

You should know glares from a pregnant woman are no business to mess with.

pisly said...

My random guesses on talk show hostesses (former and present) for #1:
Ellen Degeneres
Rosie O'Donnell
Ricki Lake
Martha Stewart
Laura Schlesinger
Meredith Vieira
Katie Couric
Sharon Osbourne
Leeza Gibbons
Whoopi Goldberg
Kathie Lee Gifford
Debbie Matenopoulos
Star Jones

Oh, and: Ryan Seacrest

Dijea said...

HAHA! on Ryan Seacrest!

Twisted Sister said...

Big thanks for all the bday wishes and HATE dijea, onecrazypeanut, cap, and ladorabelle. Jolara, I'm older than dirt with two kids, which means I'll never tell! (but I'm nowhere NEAR 67 and I don't look a day over 39)

muccimooch333 said...

#1 Tyra Banks - This BI really does have Tyra all over it. I cannot imagine that it would be Kelly Ripa, as Mark Consuelos is HOT! HOT! HOT! Kelly Ripa would be an absolute fool to leave her current gig for a film career that would go absolutely nowhere. I know that Kelly isn't too smart, but I do think that she is smart enough to realize that she has reached her ceiling.

#2 Sean Penn - I agree that "technically" Sean Penn is still married. Although, I really like the Ben Affected guess. Poor Baby Violet. I cannot say that I feel too badly for Jennifer Garner because that girl HAD to know what she was getting into. Sometimes you sent yourself up for what is fated to occur.

Later all.....

Allison said...

crabs still exists in 2007???

i can't believe only one other person said Brad Pitt. i immediately thought of him.


just realized it says "married."


oops. but i kind of consider him married.


mac is back

Allison said...

and i think one of the reveals will be a sean penn one.

Grace said...

Happy Birthday, Twisted! Isn't today also Elvis Presley's birthday? My big day is tomorrow, the same as Nixon's -- just my luck! At least I'm still breathing...

white lorelei said...

Hmmmm ... Riki Lake for #1. Hmmmmm.

Peek Freans said...
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d said...

I think all three primary reveals will be Sean Penn ones...

and the "couple more" will be someone else.

Dijea said...

Great Twisted gets Elvis, Grace gets Nixon, I get the guy who was the Lone Ranger, Clayton Moore. Couldn't I have someone a little more exciting?

I can't wait for the mini reveal.

Twisted Sister said...

Thanks, Grace and let me be the first one to wish you a happy birthday!

dijea, at least Clayton Moore was a good guy. Elvis was screwed up and we won't talk about tricky Dick.

I'm trying to figure out who EL considers A+. I'm coming up with:

Denzel Washington
Tom Hanks
Will Smith

Jolara said...

pisly & d- way to narrow it down! LOL

Lone Ranger was a pretty exciting dude...aren't all cowboys??? Yee Haw! I get to share mine with Liz "These always brought me luck" Taylor!

In my opinion, after you have kids you are gonna have days where you feel 18 & days where you feel 80! The Worst days are when...you DRESS like 18 & you look like 80! YUCK! I'm 1 kid up on ya Twisted! and probably about the same age!
:0)

Jolara said...

*crying & still in denial* NOOOO!!! NOT Tom Hanks!!! Are you SURE on these hot headed, abuse allegations????

btw- thanks for the info trix.

Ok, so this is the problem with gossip...not that I don't love it just as much as you guys, but dang it! *crying* I LOVE Tom Hanks!!! My bubble has popped...(keep it clean folks!)

budford said...

HB and I like Twisted no hate for me

Twisted Sister said...

Jolara, don't be upset. We'll pretend we know for sure that it's not Tom, but Denzel. He's known for being a skank.

Thanks, Budford and it's okay to hate me on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. We hate Jax on Monday and Friday and CaptivaGrl on Wednesday. That's our hate schedule. ;-)

Jolara said...

If I knew it wouldn't egg "it" on, I'd say we need to give all the hate days to you know who that got the azzhat award yesterday!

Thanks for your sensitivity on the subject Twisted...I am downing a beer now hoping to drown my sadness...(sigh) I remember the fun days of Tom & perky girl gone flat-what's her face? Geesh, it's been awhile....thinking...Oh! Meg Ryan. They were so cute together!

ladorabelle said...

I get to share my birthday with Steve McQueen and Harry Houdini.

Twisted Sister -- I've got number three on the way, and my kids make me feel like I'm ancient. Of course, they think I'm ancient, too. They don't know yet that their mother isn't the oldest person in the world. I'm a rather young one, and they want to steal it away from me.

ohsnap! said...

Whoopi movie is "Stream".
Mel "sugar tits" Gibson.

captivagrl said...

tick tock...i know my time is nearing. twis - you've been a good sport.( you too jax) and i'm not kissing up...really! bring it on girls, and guys, and everyone in between...i think i'm ready....tick tock.....

Twisted Sister said...

Ladorabelle, congrats on #3! Don't let them steal your youth. Remember Peter Pan - we won't grow up! When is the baby due?

Cap, here in the midwest it's 11:06, so you're up in an hour...lol.

liveunderarock said...

Happy B-Day Twisty !

By the way, you and all the regulars were even more amusing than usual yesterday. I decree Funny Monday's until further notice. (I always wanted to decree something.) maniacal laughter ;D

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ehinckle02 said...

Wendy Williams has stated on many occasions that Tyra Banks slept with many men to get to where she is. I always thought she did it through hard work, but apparently not.

Janele said...

I can't believe no one answered captivagirl on Chelsey Handler. Isn't she known to be sleeping with someone at E!??

I'm on the Chelsea Handler train. I cannot imagine either Tyra OR Kelly Ripa doing that. Neither of them need it. Chelsea, on the other hand, just hasn't broken out yet.

fairy said...

#1. idk why but I think it is Tyra Banks I mean she is really the definition of a hostess holding up a mic, if it is not her than I guess that new girl Lindsay off TRL.

#2.I thought Tom Cruise but I was like nevermind lol. Jennifer Garner is never barely seen with Ben im guessin him that is if he was in Europe lately.

__-__=__ said...

Twisted is a Capricorn!?!?!?!? I should have known!! Happy Birthday!!! Mine was 1-3 and my girlfriend's was 1-2. We did our birthday shopping last weekend and it was mahvalous. All the best to you!

BTW, I was 38. Again. I only look this old because of all the drinking, drugs and debauchery!! My girlfriend too.

Twisted Sister said...

Liveunderarock - thanks! Love the idea of Funny Mondays and REALLY love the maniacal laughter...lol.

Twisted Sister said...

_-_, yes I'm a cap! Thanks for the bday wishes and happy belated birthday to you, too!! May we both have great years w/o knee problems (Capricorn ailment)!

ladorabelle said...

Twisted Sister --

#3 will be a summer baby, due in August. Big difference from the twins who just had their 4th birthdays in December.

Peter Pan is my idol.

Twisted Sister said...

Ladorabelle, four year old twins, too? What fun! I hope the summer is kind to you. You'll have to let us know what you have and if you need help with names, I'm sure we'll come up with some good suggestions (and probably some not so good suggestions). ;-)

parisss said...

ladorabelle- congrats! I'm due with #3 in August also! Let's hope for a mild summer!

ladorabelle said...

Parisss --

Congrats to you too! No chance of a mild summer in Georgia. It's in the 60s this week, in JANUARY. I'm begging hubby to let us relocate for a while . . .

Mooshki said...

Happy belated B-day, Twisted!

Damn you, Les, for actually posting something funny.

Captivagrl, may you get the winning lottery ticket and a hole in your pocket. (In honor of Wednesday.)

Twisted Sister said...

Mooshki, big thanks!

Parisss, CONGRATS to you, too! We'll see who wins the August race...lol.

GRACE - Happy Birthday!

Cap - you're such an ass! Why do you post here? Your guesses are always wrong and you never read what anyone else posts. And yeah. I hate you.

parisss said...

Thanks! We are so excited!

captivagrl said...

it's good thing i never read what anyone else posts!......and special congrats and good wishes for ladorabelle and parisss!

Tracee said...

Happy belated Sista...I'm sorry I missed your day of hate. I have lots of hateful things to say...guess I have to wait til next week. [shrug]

Happy birthday Grace!

Damn I might need to stay away from CDAN, everybody's getting knocked up....Ent where were you 6 months ago? You might have some babies mamas on your hands.

Tracee said...

What kind of name is Captivagirl? Sounds like cavity girl? Your teef falling out or sumthin?

captivagrl said...

what teef?

Twisted Sister said...

Thanks, Tracee. You can hate on me tomorrow, since I get Thursday, too (unless any of YOU want it).

Cap has no teef? I didn't know she was from Arkansas!

liveunderarock said...

Congrats to all those "Knocked Up" !

I thought it was only going around Hollywood. Georgia is a little too close to me for comfort. Must be in the water. Have to go out now and buy condoms for my water filter. Start without me.

liveunderarock said...

Oh and I like the Chelsea guess.
I have a crush on Chewy.

some anon trix said...

ENT--could you please delete these faux-hate-on-you chat room messages, too? These messages are just as annoying as the trolls.

Mooshki said...

s.a.t., don't you see the difference between building a friendly, fun community and trying to tear it apart?

Tracee said...

Some anon trix, I am a troll. I can prove it! I live under a bridge and wait for billy goats to go by and then EAT them. So "annoying" doesn't really cover it. "Predator" does.

Tracee said...

Captivagirl sounds like a name for a tranny hooker in Arkansas! Thanks Sista I knew the name sounded familiar! That hooker is very popular among the Huckabee crowd.

jojo said...

some anon trix, why don't we declare it "hate-on day" everyday for Twisted Sister, Tracee, Jax, captivagirl and mooshki, except we can do it silently!(Take a hint, guys, your inside joke isn't that funny anymore for the rest of us, and you all post so frequently that it's not possible to ignore! Thanks!) And DON'T tell me to leave - this is not your personal commenting section.

Twisted Sister said...

Nor is it yours, jojo! ;-)

Tracee said...

Aww, someone's feeling left out. Jojo you would make an excellent commenter for hater days. In fact you just did you first hater comment and you don't even realize it!

Good job!

liveunderarock said...

Some anon trix, I am even worse than a troll. I am a dragon broadcasting live from under a rock.

I know you are crunchy and will taste good with ketchup.

More maniacal laughter.

GammaGirl said...

I'm only commenting to support the regulars. You ladies ROCK!

As for Anon trolls: Fuck off! Go hang out at ONTD!

I'm off to surf, can't wait for the reveal this afternoon!

Twisted Sister said...

Thanks, Gammagirl. Have a blast surfing. I want your life!

I don't want to tell anyone to fuck off. I only complain about people who rip into other people, so I don't want to get into that kind of thing, but seriously, jojo, just try to ignore us. I ignore people who bug me, so I know it's not that hard.

liveunderarock said...

jojo, when the Timmy/Shimmy blind was happening every thread was hijacked with Timmy dicussion for a couple of weeks. I can understand that gets annoying.

However, this is only one thread that has been going on for less than 24 hours. Maybe a tiny amount of tolerance is in order. If you can't ignore or be tolerant maybe change the channel for today or move on to another thread.

Most of us don't go back to the previous days' threads so a little joking around on yesterday's thread usually doesn't bother anyone.

liveunderarock said...

discussion

Twisted Sister said...

liveunderarock, I don't think people want to discuss, they just want to bitch and moan.