Friday, February 15, 2008

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which American actress is so incredibly stupid, she has to have two faffing assistants around her at all times - to remind her where she is and who she's talking to?

36 comments:

p m said...

Soooo, they're only talking about one person here? Really?

Les Suckno For President said...

Got to be Heather Graham.

Although Parasite Hilton is a possibility.

GOSSIPGODDESSES DISH said...

Paris.


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ashley said...

I thought Jessica Simpson although they may have said actress and singer if it was her

ms_wonderland said...

Probably not Paris, as the Mirror wouldn't say 'actress' and she's not been in the UK for a while.

SchmaddaKid said...
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SchmaddaKid said...

i don't think paris qualifies as an "actress."

What does "faffing" mean exactly?

Ice Angel said...

I think it is a nicer word for another 4 letter word starting with F.

Stop faffing around, that kind of thing. It also means like a waste of time.

Moonmaid said...

Um, all of them???

I mean, honestly, how could one choose?

Ice Angel said...

I think the actress has to be pretty well know in order to make it onto an English gossip site.

I'm going to say someone like Fishsticks Paltrow. She's living there now and I'm not sure people over there like her any better than we do here.

Dijea said...

ROFL - moonmaid that was great!

Janele said...

I'm thinking Cameron Diaz. Wasn't she the one who (when spoken to by a President of a foreign state) asked "who is this guy? and why is he talking to me?"

Andy said...

I'm surprised no one said Jessica Simpson yet.

junglekitten said...

Cam. Is a good guess. Has she been to Europe recently??

Twisted Sister said...

I don't think it's Diaz or Paltrow. They don't come across as stupid in interviews. Jessica Simpson is a good guess...if she's really considered an actress now. Could it be Dunce-t?

ms_wonderland said...

Faffing means fussing or messing around. Or getting a bit fretful. Good word.

The 'remind her where she is' part sounds like she's been in London recently to do press. Recent prems have had Scarlett, Natalie Portman and Uma - all quite bright I think? Of course we had the BAFTAS, so I'll have a look there.

Twisted Sister said...

ms_wonderland said...
"The 'remind her where she is' part sounds like she's been in London recently to do press."


Or someone who is stoned.

JoAnn said...

Tara Reid, wasn't she just in London?

She's dumb enough for this one!

ms_wonderland said...

Jessica Biel was at the BAFTAS. Does she undertand geography?

Sylvia said...

It's a tie between Parasite and Bimbo Jessica Simpson hahaha.

Praetorian said...

LMAO if it's Kate Hudson!

Mooshki said...

They really need to include a hint. As moonmaid points out, there are too many possibilities.

Jewels said...

I thought the exact same thing as Twisted! I mean, yeah, she could just be stoopid, or she could just be high...

Twisted Sister said...

Jewels, I'm glad I wasn't the only one. I can so see this being Kirsten D.

kellysirkus said...

sorry, not enough room here to make a list.

Elizabeth said...
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Elizabeth said...

Joann I don't think Tara Reid has enough money to afford two assistants or even one. She hasn't had a job in a while and parties her money away.

Twisted Sister said...

Well, if by "assistants" they mean unpaid stoners carrying her drugs, then maybe it IS her.

redgurl72 said...

Kate Hudson was at the Baftas & Elle awards and had an entourage according to Ent's spy.

Twisted Sister said...

Redgurl, good one! Praetorian mentioned her above, but I didn't remember what our British friend had written about her.

She must take after her mother. She's always sounded like a bit of a dope, too.

Wonk said...

My first thought was that it has to be someone with a substance abuse issue that caused some brain damage, which made me think: Tara Reid.

Dawn said...

Tara Reid couldn't afford 2 assistants.

gossiphound said...

cameron diaz.

Miss X said...

I like the Gwyneth Paltrow guess...I'd love for it to be someone who appears together. Like Natalie Portman.

honest said...

Nicole Kidman

RandomRamblings said...

For some reason, I'm going with Uma Thurman. She seems to have a lot of help follow her recently.