Friday, March 07, 2008

Four For Friday

Full Frontal Friday promises to be even bigger than last week. More from today and yesterday's stars. There will be enough twigs and berries and franks and beans to make all of you happy. Look for that in a few hours.


#1 & 2 - So we have a female singer with many millions of albums sold who has always been in straight relationships. Oh, and it is not like her relationships have been quiet. They have been some really huge ones. People know who she dates. Never a hint or whisper of our singer aver being anything other than straight. Then along comes a C list television and film actress. Everyone knows her name, and most of you have seen the television shows she has been a regular in. What we have never done is see her with any guys. Oh, every now and then she might drag a guy to a premiere, but never anything serious. She has already been in one secret relationship with a woman on an ABC primetime show, and now she is in a committed, although secret relationship with our singer. Not a secret to their close friends, just to the rest of the outside world. It is leaking slowly though and will be out soon.

#3 - Breathing a huge sigh of relief are the producers of this hit reality show. In what would have been another embarrassment for the show, one of the female contestants who has been voted off the show is pregnant.

#4 - This married A list film actress by name, but with a body of work that makes her B list, unless of course we are talking about her actual body, then it might be a B+ spent most of her time at a charity event and a store opening away from all her fans. Even though she was being paid big bucks to attend each event, she spent most of the evening doing line after line with her "assistant" who is a good looking guy, but doesn't speak English or appear to do anything but keep our actress company.

89 comments:

eileen said...

#3 one of the American Idol girls?

AphraelDanae said...

#3 - I was thinking American Idol too...but possibly Survivor?

captivagrl said...

JAX - happy birthday to you!

eileen said...

I thought AI over Survivor because I believe those AI girls were kind of young...so maybe that is why it would be embarrassing

Trix said...

Maybe Big Brother 9? With the gay porn stars and "retard" comments, it'd be "another" embarrassment...was a female voted off recently?

DNfromMN said...

I'm with trix. It's probably Big Brother for #3.

#2 - I'm wondering if the ABC star who c-list was with was Kate Walsh.

No clue on the others.

kevin said...

I dunno about Big Brother. If the last girl voted off was preggers, it would not be a scandal. Also, it is getting killed in the ratings by AI, and has never had the following of something like Survivor, so I am going back to AI.

CarolMR said...

But didn't Kate Walsh just get married?

sooperserial said...

I was thinking Mandy Moore for #1 maybe. I don't really know why, I just know she was dating Zack Braff for a while and that was pretty big. Don't know who the other girl would be.

I agree it's probably Big Brother for #2.

Lucia said...

1. Sounds like Mandy. She also dated Andy Roddick a while ago.

Margaritas Galore said...

1. Mariah Carey? not sure who the other lady would be.

4. Sandra Bullock?

scumkid said...

I was thinking that perhaps the actress in number one is Aisha Tyler, popped into my head right away, did a guest spot on Boston Legal. Not sure who the singer is, though

Janele said...

#2 - Well, since 6 females in the last 3 weeks have been voted off American Idol, my money is on that show.

I'm almost wondering if #1 is Madonna.

Mika said...

1.Sheryl Crowe

captivagrl said...

mika - ya beat me to it!

the camel said...

Longtime reader, new poster...

#1. Kristanna Loken. She was rumored to have been a relationship with Michelle Rodriguez who was on LOST (ABC) for a season. No clue who the singer is, but I'm thinking it's an urban artist.

Twisted Sister said...

Why would it be an embarrassment to have a pregnant AI contestant? Fantasia had a child w/o being married and she won.

Margaritas Galore said...

I thought of Madonna also but it's no secret she likes the ladies. She was/is Bisexual.

I'm sticking with Mariah all her relatioships have been known and she has sold millions of albums.

Moosefan said...

#3-big Brother-I really really wish the reality !@#$% would just fade away-just over it.

1-2-could it be someone who dated M. Rodriguez from Lost-yes, I know she is not on there anymore...

Are we close to getting any reveals soon? Maybe like an Easter Egg thing....

voice of reason said...

Scumkid, that would be awesome! I've always had a huge crush on Aisha Tyler. She was also in Friends right as it was ending.

Debbie said...

3. American Idol
Kady Malloy was voted off last night and I was just telling a friend last night that her boobs look huge and she looked pregnant.

temats said...

Camel, I think Kristanna Loken is "out". I seem to recall her on a cover of Curve as well as the L Word.

I am on the Sheryl Crow bandwagon...

Korat said...

4. Catherine Zeta-Jones has just opened an Elizabeth Arden store. She's an Oscar winner, so that would make her A-list, but still... I think it's totally her plus I can also see her as the subject of other numerous cheating blind items..

clara said...

#1 - Mariah Carey, Winona Judd, Britney Spears

Zoe McLellan, Bonnie Somerville, Lake Bell

#2- The Biggest Loser

#3- Sarah Michelle Gellar

Julia said...

Whitney Houston for #1

Dschingis said...

1 w. houston

4 d. moore or m. griffith

eileen said...

Twist, those contestants seem to get their pasts dragged through the mud i.e D.U.I, lap dancer etc... so I can just imagine the media going nuts over an 18 year old, pregnant contestant.

eileen said...

Personally, I would love it if Cheryl Crow and Aisha Taylor were both correct answers. What a lovely couple they would make :)

kellysirkus said...

I was def thinking #1 was Whitney. But there have been rumors of her lesbian activities forever. She was in love with Chrisite Brinkley for awhile back in their supermodel days.

#3 - def think it's Kady. She totes looks preggers.
she truly is following in the steps of her mentor Shitney.

#4 - Demi Moore?

the camel said...

Yeah, Kristanna is officially out, isn't she. Damn, I thought I finally had one so I knew I could post without feeling ashamed. However, I'm loving the Mariah guess. Her last major relationship in the public eye was either that Mexican Singer or Derek Jeter. Wow, just thought of a good couple if either of them ever come out: Mariah and Jessica Beil. Both dated Jeter...

kellysirkus said...

I've been wondering how legit the voting on AI has been this year. They seem to be handily shedding any "problem" children pretty quickly

Twisted Sister said...

Eileen, unless she got pregnant by Michael Johns or Danny Noriega (LOL!), I'm still not sure it would be shocking. It's the public who drags their pasts through the mud - AI couldn't care less, which is why I don't think they'd be embarrassed.

bflogurl said...

I immediately thought Sheryl Crow for #1, BUT aside from Lance Armstrong, what other "huge" relationships have there been??

jax said...

THANKS!

1-reba
3-AI
4-oh i like the Mel Griffith but is she still Alist? and does she still have fans? otheriwse the possible Spanish assistant would work.

eileen said...

OH! Then Twist, I agree with you. I think AI is the answer but yeah, who know's how much the producer's would care.

Twisted Sister said...

Kelly, like who?

adrian said...

Sheryl Crow dated Eric Clapton--that's pretty big!!

Hey Twisty--My friend was reading the Brickfish comments & asked who Twisty was-- it was kind of funny explaining!!!

Grace said...

1. Whitney Houston or Sheryl Crow -- Crow admitted she was dating again -- and it's been hinted forever that Houston bats for the other team. Who the actress is could be anyone's guess

3. American Idol over Survivor, since Survivor is filmed in advance

4. No idea

Andy said...

Man some really sloppy guesses. Mandy Moore? The girl's career is near-dead. She's liked but her movies suck as bad as Lohan's and bomb just as bad, and she hasn't sold records in years.

Mariah Carey fits much better, dating the likes of Derek Jeter and Tommy Motolla (married him). The TV star is anyone's guess.

Twisted Sister said...

Adrian, just tell her it's short for Twisted....like that won't need explaining. ;-)

Andy, I thought of Mariah right away, too.

Sylvia said...

Their have been pictures of Sheryl Crow and Jennifer Anniston lately. Wouldn't it be something if it's them LOL.

Twisted Sister said...

What an evil and funny thought, Sylvia.

Erin said...

#3 would have to be a dating show if it were to be embarrassing for the producers. I'm thinking Flav of Love 3 or Rock of Love 2. Everyone knows those chicks aren't there for anything other than screen time. One being pregnant means they were screwing another man before or during the shows' tapings.

plot said...

Sheryl Crow has dated lots of guys. Eric clapton, Owen Wilson (who hasn't), Lance, Kid Rock, and a few musicians in the LA scene.

Justina Wanabi said...

Erin I'm with you I think it is Rock of Love. Could be looked at as an 'embarrassment' that last time around the girl he picked basically dumped him.

Amy said...

Don't know who #1 is, but #2 could be Lucy Liu (according to ENT's definition of c-list). I found this on her entry in Wikipedia:

In a Jane interview, she indicated the possibility that she is bisexual. She is quoted as saying, "I think people sometimes get the wrong impression when they're like, 'Oh, well, so-and-so was straight and then she was gay, and now she's straight again,' you know? But it's like, how many times do I have to kiss a woman before I'm gay? Everybody wants to label people. Sometimes you just fall in love with somebody, and you're really not thinking about what gender or whatever they happen to be. I think that if I happen to fall in love with a woman, everyone's going to make a big deal out of it. But if I happen to fall in love with a man, nobody cares."[7][8]

Twisted Sister said...

Erin, that makes more sense to me, too.

Erin said...

Yeah, Justina, Jess was only on ROL for publicity. Poor Heather! I'm so ashamed I watch crap like that, but it's so funny.

Chatty said...

I think the pregnant reality star is Kady Malloy from American Idol- was totally thinking last night that I could see a little bump. Don't know how old she is, but could spell another scandal if she wasn't voted off.

Chatty said...

Debbie, just saw your comment- bingo!

captivagrl said...

#4. demi moore?

dani said...

What about ANTM for #3. I'm not even sure its showing right now, but Tyra did have that big scandal about the makeover show and didn't she "mess" herself at Fashion Week??? That would be WAY embarassing no??? Just my 2 cents

MissBliss said...

Im not sure that the producers would particularly care if an AI contestant was preganant as such but the scandal would lie in the fact that a unwed pregnant teenage girl could become an American IDOL. I dont think parents would like their kids' IDOL to be in that situation - not much a role model.

Definitely AI for 3.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I'm with the Sheryl Crow/Jennifer Aniston guess. In fact I just read something about an interview with Sheryl where she's talking about Jennifer but I can't remember where I read it!!

dani said...

Brenda...it was on Perez. yes i read that filth =\ anyways, it was about the both of them never being dumped...blah blah blah

captivagrl said...

#2. is not aniston. never seen her with any guys? what about brad, owen, etc.?

captivagrl said...

my bad. vince not owen.

poster_child said...

#3 "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila"...it'd be an embarrassment to the show if one of Tila's lesbian love interests got pregnant. The show's credibility already came under fire when rumors spread that Tila was faking her bisexuality.

...having said that I have NO idea about any of the contestants or if it would be considered a Hit.

Just a thought.

Twisted Sister said...

Miss Bliss, I wouldn't assume that the AI contestant is a teenager.

kellysirkus said...

you guys are kidding yourselves if you think the producers of AI "don't care"

they wouldn't even let TMZ and lots of other outlets backstage. The ones they did let in, ET, Insider, white-bread, were given very stringent guidelines on what to ask, and more importantly, what NOT to as.'

look for future OUTS to include the other possible problems:

The Gay Stripper Dude - David whatever
and the Irish Chick who already has a record deal out of US.

Gayla said...

There are a lot of young contestants on AI this year. Kady's 18, I think Asia'h (other female who was eliminated this week) is 20, and the two girls who were eliminated the week before (Alaina and Alexandrea) are both 17. So that would be an embarrassment for AI.

I think the AI producers wouldn't care if they could get away with not caring, but AI is supposed to be a 'family' show, and like someone said above, every year there is some faux-scandal that is blown out of proportion by the media. Even Fantasia's situation was considered controversial at the time.

Considering the majority or target audience for AI (middle America) it usually ends up boiling down to a moral debate. (Pregnant/unwed teenage mothers, strippers, past drug/DUI records, etc.) 99 times out of 100 it's nothing compared to the stunts 'real' stars pull, but people take the 'Idol' part of American Idol way too seriously. It's a freaking singing contest, not a Martyr of the Year Award.

To whomever guessed ANTM, that show is pretaped. If someone were pregnant Tyra could have eliminated them easily and edited it out of the show. Hell, Tyrant's so fucking demented she would have made an entire episode out of it, trivialized the poor girl's whole situation and made her look like a skank whore, and would have given one of her soapbox lectures and then somehow turned the whole thing around so that it was all about her. That woman...has mental issues.

I have no clue about the other blinds. I like the Sheryl Crow/Jen A guess, only because Jen A has been on my 'suspect' list for a while now. It's not even a direct ping so much, just a hunch I get when I think about her post-divorce.

Gayla said...

@ kellysirkus:

See, I think Carly is supposed to be in for the long haul. She actually auditioned in season 5, but her visa fell through. I remember there was a lot of pre-show hype from Simon about this "amazing Irish girl" that year. I suspect she/her people made a deal with AI back then and when her paperwork didn't get in on time they promised the deal would still hold when she was able to return to the US.

(Here's a funny factoid, one of the songs on Carly's album was later passed off to Kelly Clarkson and recorded on HER first album.)

I don't know what they're going to do with David the Stripper. He's actually a good singer and is slowly growing more popular. I don't think they counted on him ever catching on in the first place.

Kim said...

#1 Lauren Graham...there were rumors about she and Marcia Cross.

Southern Innominate said...

I like the Sheryl Crow/Jen Aniston guess but the clues just don't match up. First of all, during Tuesday night music club days-- there were all kinds of lesbian rumors about Sheryl and Enty says there was never a hint. Also, he says about the film/television actress "What we have never done is seen her with a guy". IT can't be Jen Aniston in that case because she's been in several high profile straight relationships.

trashtalker said...

Aisha Tyler is married. Has been for a long time. I think Ent would say if this person is married.

I like the Mandy Moore guess the best so far. Doesn't matter if she hasn't done much music-wise lately.

Other possibilities:
Carrie Underwood
Hilary Duff
Alanis Morissette
Beyonce

blankprincess said...

#1/#2 - One problem with Jen A. is that she is hardly C list. Sheryl Crow is a great guess for the singer, but Aniston was definitely A list with "Friends," even winning a Golden Globe and an Emmy. Another problem is that she has been with plenty of guys (Tate Donovan, Adam Duritz, the Pitt, Vince Vaughan [maybe]) who were far more than red-carpet fodder. Sara Ramirez makes more sense to me, as she was rumored to have had the down low thing with Kate Walsh before Walsh's recent marriage. However, I don't know that Sara has been a regular on TV showS plural. Of course, "Everyone knows her name" could be a clue and EL is talking about Kirstie Alley. ;) jk

Oh, and for the Mariah Carey guess, remember that she also "dated" Eminem--another huge name. I have no idea what C list actress she would be with now, however.

Wouldn't it be great if the singer were JLo and it turned out that Skeletor was just the sperm donor? :)

trashtalker said...

Doesn't fit the clues, but... what is up with this picture?
http://popsugar.com/gallery/240662?page=0%2C5
(Sheryl and Eva)

captivagrl said...

ok. no one working on #4?

classalpha said...

#4. ... let me "guess"... *it's* Brittany and Her *koke-headed a$$istant... the same "one" who* can't even MAKE Her a PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH on *the crappy set of Her 'Across the WH0RE' flick*... :[---... *it* would make sense *it's* Her... being that She's FALSELY 'MARRIED' to *a SKUM-jacka$$ KREEP*, is "A list" w/ B- *flicks*, always goes to *private "store openings"* away from Her "fans" and is also here in L.A. ... *insert angry/pi$$ed-off smiley here*...

joehawkins said...

#1 "everybody knows her name" isn't that a clue... possibly related to the TV show "Cheers". I am going with Shelly Long as the C-list actress... no clue about the singer.

budford said...

everyone knows her name. . sounds like cheers

Jac said...

Right we get your BB way late over here, but could one of the girls gotten pregnant on BB and thats why the producers are happy shes out?


By the way your BB really sucks, there's way too much outside involvement plus the HoH stuff is lame...whoever developed the US version should have left the format as it was..

Steph said...

Singer Sheryl Crow
Actress Lucy Liu

Rationale:
Sheryl Crow has sold millions and been in high profile rel. with Owen Wilson and Lance Armstrong

Lucy Liu is namechecked in an Outkast song "all ya'll Beyonce's and Lucy Liu's get on the floor..." and she is well-known for Charlie's Angels and Ally McBeal

sash said...

#1 is Sheryl Crow

#2 Crow's lover is Lauren Graham (Gilmore Girls) who was a lover of Connie Britton of Spin City and Friday Night Lights.

gossip said...

I would say Lauren, but she's more bi. That and the fact that I'm not sure EL would do a blind item on Lauren after the comments he's made in the past. Not sure if he wants to suffer her wrath for it.

TomTyler said...

No. 4 is Catherine Zeta-Jones, as guessed above. I saw the entertainment news clip of her at the recent store opening/party event, and she was coked out of her friggin' gourd. Also, she has had new face work done, it was very obvious around the eyes.

sauvage said...

Am I the only one to just LOVE the thought of Lauren Graham and Sheryl Crowe being a couple? Cuuuute!
But I'd like her and Lucy Liu, too. Then again: Is Lucy Liu C-list? I would have thought of her as a B. Oh, the list thing.

Catherine Zeta-Jones for #4 sounds good to me.


And, by the way, rumour has it that Sheryl Crowe wrote "My Favourite Mistake" about Clapton... And they are still friends, as far as I know.

James said...

Number four has got to be Angelia Jolie? Her body of work is not necessarily anything more than B, and her body makes her look as if she has some substance abuse problems.

hello kitty said...

Rumor has it that Ms. Crow wwrote the song about a certain Mr. Wilson!!

captivagrl said...

james - angelina is not married.

cicero said...

actress: jorja fox--csi, ER, west wing, plus isn't her preference for women kind of a open secret already?

eileen said...

As much as I like the Lauren Graham and Jorja Fox guesses, because of the length of time on their respective shows, I think they would be considered A list television according to Ent's definition.

MissBliss said...

Twisted, it wouldnt really be embarrassing if the pregnant contestant wasnt a teenager, would it?

Brandy said...

I thought Sheryl Crow was gay for years until she dated the Armstrong guy but I'm going with Mariah Carey because I heard she use to date "Da Brat".

As for the BB9 thing Allison was the last girl to go before her it was Jen/Parker or Amanda/Alex (which is gay imo)I'm with the person who said she could have got pregant in the house "You'll never know.

Rich said...

As an interesting aside, Cheryl Crow also dated Don Henley. She used to sing backup for Michael Jackson, too, though i'm guessing they didn't date... :)

Mr. Warner said...

Okay folks...I am inside the Hollywood fishbowl, and am somewhat C-list myself. The not-so-big secret? Sheryl Crow and Christina Appelgate. Everybody knows Applegate's hubby caught her in bed with another chica. AND, she used to rug-munch Eva Longoria (also a pal of Ms. Crow). There you have it. Re-read the entry and see how nicely it fits. Enjoy ;-)

ILMiller said...

Jen and Ryan had sex just before she was evicted from BB, maybe it is her.

gossip said...

Is it possible to get clarification if Lauren Graham is B or C list? Only reason I ask is I saw that someone like Alicia Witt is B list (quite possibly C) and I would hold Lauren's work higher than Alicia's.

barry said...

Toastedrav.com has stated that the female singer is Mariah Carey. They will be releasing the name of the actress tomorrow.