Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Gabrielle Union Not Hiring


I always though Gabrielle Union was a pretty tough person, but I guess appearances are deceiving. A couple of guys put an ad up on Craigslist which sought a new personal assistant for Gabrielle Union. Problem is that Gabrielle didn't need an assistant and didn't put up the ad, or have anything to do with it. Seems this prank caused Gabrielle severe emotional distress and so she filed suit against the guys seeking monetary compensation for her emotional fragility.

According to the suit, Gabrielle was "humiliated and embarrassed" although I would think that it would be pretty cool that someone could pick any actor or actress in the world and they picked her. Hell, she doesn't even need an assistant, but the two utes, obviously thought she did and so raised her up a few notches on the list.

The two guys were not even in Los Angeles, but were in Georgia with a Georgia phone number. Only one person even applied for the job, and I think that person was a plant from Gabrielle because this one person who applied for the job just happened to also know Gabrielle and that is how she found out. Well if she knew Gabrielle then why in the hell would she apply through a couple of guys for an assistant job to Gabrielle?

So instead of just laughing it off, Gabrielle is suing the two guys and also is alleging a conspiracy that other people also took part in this hoax. So, what she is saying is that it takes four or five guys to put up a help wanted ad that only one person replied to which was a friend, and that after she saw the ad, Gabrielle freaked out and is emotionally scarred and wants to sue for millions.

What she should have done is put her own ad on the site with the phone number of the guys and how they were seeking live in assistance because they could not control their bowels. Offer a really high salary and they would have been flooded with calls. That is the way you get back at someone.

You don't need lawsuits and depositions and trials to know that it was a couple of guys who were stoned, drunk, or both at 3am and decided to post something on craigslist. When they were done with the ad, they each got a hooker and called it a night.

6 comments:

jax said...

Gabrielle was brutally raped at gunpoint at the shoe store she worked at..maybe that kind of thing makes her a wee bit sensitve to strange dudes messin with her.

Trix said...

Wow...I never heard that story. Thats really messed up.

jax said...

i heard it a longgg time ago and then she was on Poprah talking about it. she actually ended up saving her own life and a coworkers with some quick thinking. wish i could recall the whole thing.

~crazypeanut~ said...

....da 2 utes.


Great one Ent. :)

Majik said...

"What she should have done is put her own ad on the site with the phone number of the guys and how they were seeking live in assistance because they could not control their bowels. Offer a really high salary and they would have been flooded with calls. That is the way you get back at someone."

Thanks, Enty...I just found out my last bf was a dirty cheater and was looking for just this kind of thing.

Do you spell fungating anorectofistula with one 'l' or two?

someone said...

I can understand Gabrielle's reasons for making a big deal out of the incident.