Friday, May 02, 2008
Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey allegedly got married in the Bahamas. Whoo hoo. I'm thrilled. Honestly, I really don't care. Nick Cannon is the kind of guy who has been trading up one girlfriend after another and he finally got to Mariah. However, if Oprah calls, Mariah will be in the gutter faster than she can say humidifier.
They should both get along great because they only care about themselves and so since they will always be talking about themselves, they won't realize they are bored to death with each other. I can't imagine there will ever be a question uttered by either of them that will require a response from the other. Day and night it will just be one 24 hour monologue punctuated with the odd rhetorical question and a flogging of an assistant.
Separate bedrooms for sure, because Mariah basically sleeps in a shower which cannot be pleasant for anyone but her. I'm just shocked that either one of them could think about someone other than themselves to actually even agree to get married. I know they didn't have to plan anything. Mariah just bellowed and it all got done. Nick would have bellowed, but since he has about 1/1000 of the income Mariah does, no one is going to listen to his bellows.
Nick and Mariah have been dating for about a month. I guess he saw her whenever he didn't have to see Selita Eubanks. Oh, you didn't know he was still seeing Selita Eubanks while dating Mariah? You don't think he's going to stop seeing Selita now that he's married do you?