Monday, April 28, 2008

Amy Winehouse Headed To The Nut House


I guess the politically correct thing would be to say that Amy Winehouse will be headed to a mental care facility for those who are suffering from a brain disorder. Ahhh, who am I kidding, her dad wants to get her committed because it is the only way to save her. Any person who divides her days between cutting herself, beating up people on the street, smoking crack, shooting up heroin, deciding which guy to sleep with while carrying a photo of her husband is a little off her rocker. If you just knew someone in your daily life who did the exact same things, you would be asking yourself how on earth they weren't locked up somewhere.
The only difference between the homeless guy on the street doing it and Amy is the fact that Amy makes millions of dollars for a very large company that has a vested interest in keeping her alive long enough to make them several more million dollars. I'm sure they are all hoping and praying that there is enough extra that they can make a tribute album after she finally dies.

Apparently the last starw for dad was not the assault of everyone, but the fact that she got kicked out of two separate clubs for doing drugs in the bathroom. Hey, if you are just going to drugs in a bathroom, stay at home and do it. Those bathrooms need to be ready at all times for Russell Brand to come in there and have sex with women, and that guy from the soccer team who was in "watching."

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm not surprised at all that Amy took up boinking other people. Ever read the lyrics to her song "Love is Blind"? Bitch could justify anything in her mind. She probably hears that song playing in her head everytime she goes off and does shit like that, romanticizing the situation.

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Anonymous said...

it's hard to get a commitment here in the states. I can only imagine it's more difficult in the UK.

Anonymous said...

oh, and I love this tag, ent:
Sometimes You Feel LIke A Nut And Sometimes You Don't

jax said...

bout damn time.

YahMoBThere said...

I feel so sorry for her father. You know he really loves her and is desperate to get her help, but unless she wants it, I don't know that it's going to do any good. Especially if she's not going to dump the idiot in jail.

lyz said...

Maybe her dad can adopt Brittney and Jamie Lynn. They need a parent who actually cares.

Remember when he asked people to not buy their records in order to take a stand against their drug use??? Is Mama Spears listening???

Gary T. Burnaska said...

let me take this in for a moment, people are willing to have SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with Amy Winehouse.

They too must be on drugs or drunk, that would be a major case of beer goggles.

Amber said...

She needs to sort her shit out NOW. It just sucks to see someone throw it all away.

Unknown said...

Wow, all I see is people trashing Amy Winehouse. I love her music. Please don't get me wrong. I don't condone alot of the things that she does, but please... If you want to start going that route, what about these fine upstanding musicians: Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, Jim Morrison, James Brown, Janis Joplin and even the King Elvis Presley are only a few I can think of off the top of my head that have used not so legal substances. Please get off your high horses and realize that Amy is a person as well and entitled to make mistakes, same as the rest of us.

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