Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Today's Blind Items

Hey you. Yeah you, the one who talks all the time to she who is tall. I'd stop worrying so much about the Yankee and start worrying about one of your clients. Which one?

How about the married B- list film actor from a hit network television show who does so much meth that I'm surprised he can still stand, let alone learn his lines. Oh, and I wouldn't worry too much about the hooker that he sleeps with every night and is also his dealer. I'm sure she and the wife and child(ren) will get along famously once it all comes out.

103 comments:

irishstayc2 said...

ooooooooo yummy Enty. This is ripe full of gossip juice! Now off to research...(aka lurk for others comments and read what someone else has figured out.) Hey... I'm at work AND I'm lazy today

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ms snarky said...

I hate to say it, because I do like his show. But this sort of screams Charley Sheen.

ms snarky said...

or Charlie. Whatever.

life is but a dream said...

well all i can say is whew! i immediately thought james spader, but he is divorced... then i thought jason lee, but he isn't married yet. thank goodness because i like those two. now i'm blank! let's keep with the "j" theme and go with james woods.. is he married?

janine said...

I'm thinking it's one of the Law and Order folks, for some reason. Maybe because of the Yankees? It would break my heart, but if could be Christopher Meloni from SVU.

team said...

Hmm. Not a bad guess, but Charlie isn't currently married.

jw12 said...

so far:
Clemens and Pettitte have the same agent Kendrick which does sports only.

Pavano- agent is Tom O'Connell and he's sports only too

kris said...

Charlie just got married...remember the JC Penney wedding photos? lol...i'm going w/him since I don't like him.

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sillyme said...

What the hell is "she who is tall," "the Yankee," and the reference to clients? What am I so blatantly missing?

sauvage said...

Charlie Sheen IS married. He and Brooke whatshername tied the knot a few weeks ago.But they don't have child(ren) yet, so it's not him.

selenakyle said...

Wha??? OK--must be an agent or manager, right, b/c of the wording "one of your clients?"

Guy Oseary? Is A-Rod the Yankee?

Who would be the "she who is tall" that guy Oseary would be talking to--Ingrid Casares?

If this pans out, then we just need to see a list of everyone Oseary manages...

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Praetorian said...

Isn't Guy Oseary Madonna's and A-Rod's manager?

Who else is a client of his?

jax said...

when did Sienna start dealing meth?

Abaddon said...

I know this will sound stupid but I am in Europe. What are the Network Television channels? Sorry I'm daft.

jw12 said...

I don't think it's Guy Oseary b/c no yankee pitchers showed up at Arod's party.

ms snarky said...

A-Rod's a third baseman, not a pitcher.

The one who is tall is probably a model. Gisele?

The Yankee pitcher may or may not be repped by the same agent who reps the metch freak. and possibly the model? Current Yankee pitchers are Joba Chamberlain, Mariano Rivera, Andy Pettite, Mike Mussina, etc.

The meth freak is an actor who's done films but is currently on a hit network show.

I still say Charlie, he looks horrible and needs to have a talk with his haircutter. But love his dorky show.

Bad Fish said...

What's the name of that actor with the family who's got the "sleep disorder"?

jw12 said...

Lizzie Grubman was at the 40/40 party. Who does she rep?

ms snarky said...

networks are ABC, NBC and CBS. The big ones that were around before cable tv. Not FOX.

jw12 said...

bad fish- Justin Chambers

Ice Angel said...

He also reps Ashton Kutcher

jw12 said...

I think the Agent is Grubman and the pitcher is Joba b/c they were both at this party. I thought it was Arod's party but it's not.



http://www.wireimage.com/ItemListings.aspx?igi=325056&nbc1=1&VwMd=i

Ice Angel said...

Ashton Kutcher is a B- list film actor originally from a hit network show (That 70's show.) His wife, Demi and the "kids" will get along famously with the hooker just like Bruce gets along with Ashton and they are all one big happy family.

Guy Oseary talks to Cesares about A-Rod and needs to focus attention on his other client-Asthon.

Golf claps anyone?

jw12 said...

ice- Arod plays 3rd base

Brit Brit said...

im just throwing this out there.. i am probably wrong... But maybe its richard Belzer?? Looks super skinny. IDK ...(going back to lurking now)

Grace said...

Seems like these days you can go trolling in Central Park and pick up any actor with meth or other drugs...

Sara said...

I'm feeling you, ice angel.

Sarah Jane said...

where does it say that the Yankee is a pitcher? Sorry if I'm missing it, I'm hopped up on cold meds and Gin.
LOL thats too good to be true Ice!!

Sara said...

I also have some third-hand gossip that Cameron Crowe was really pissed at Ashton for being all kinds of drugged out when they were filming together.

Ice Angel said...

The blind does not mention anything about the Yankee being a pitcher...or am I totally missing something?

jw12 said...

Sarah- sorry you feel bad. I haven't gotten my summer cold yet.


It's the second sentence


I'd stop worrying so much about the Yankee pitcher......

Stephen said...

If the first paragraph was supposed to be a clue it's not working...it's confusing. However, the only Yankee getting attention these days is A-Rod. But she who is tall is not Madonna. According to IMDB she is only 5'4".

Ice Angel said...

The 2nd line reads as follows: "I'd stop worrying so much about the Yankee and start worrying about one of your clients." While it does mention a Yankee, it does NOT mention the Yankee being a pitcher.

jw12 said...

WHOA...I just hit refresh and ENT must have removed Yankee pitcher.

irishstayc2 said...

I'm with ya JW12 I was the first to comment and it originally said pitcher because I remember thinking "Well it can't be A-Rod..." Hmmm me thinks Ice Angel may be spot on

Ice Angel said...

Wow...Ent...whatcha been smokin today??? That's two mistakes in one day! First Josh Hartnett/Duhamel and now this! Good thing you're reading the comments! And really good thing you have access to the edit feature!

Guy Oseary
Ingrid Cesares
A-Rod
Ashton
Demi & Kids

jbeebs said...

Justin Chambers

He looks drugged out. Sleep disorder my ass!

Marnie said...

When did Affleck get a hit network show?

Orange said...

How does his wife not know about it, if he sleeps with her everynight? Maybe it's someone whose wife is overseas? Hugh Laurie?

CC in DC said...

I think it is Katie Holmes as she who is tall. That is what she was quated saying about herself this week. Plus the pic today looks like a-rods back and Ent makes more meth references. So who does Katie talk to all the time? Who would be worried about a-rod?
Yeah, I am on the Guy train all the way to Ashton.

Miranda said...

Justin Chambers....

kathryn said...

Justin Chambers for sure, he's been a complete mess for a year now. His checking in for lack of sleep to UCLA last year, um yeah, usually i just take an ambien and throw on a sleep mask.

Marina Ortiz said...

The "Yankee" could also refer to an American, not a baseball player so Madonna would fit there (as a red herring). The (other) client must then be a foreign actor on a network show. So, represents both? Now, back to IMDb with your bad selves.

kathryn said...

the initial clue is a clue about their publicist, its the same publicist that deals with a yankee (presumably a-rod) or madonna (by default has to worry about the yankee), and also is the publicist to the BI guy.

Lucky1der said...

lmao @ Jax

I'm hopping on the Ashton train too

adrian said...

it doesn't state if the hooker is male or female.

Grace said...

But Ashton is no longer with that hit tv show and this blind reads as if it's currently happening.

Explain how this could be Ashton.

What channel is his new show on?

Justin said...

I agree Kathryn. Does Liz Grubman rep Justin Chambers? I think it must be her that is the rep...

ReginaLampert said...

it does say that the hooker is a female.

poster_child said...

Guy Oseary is dating Eva Herzigova (model, tall). I'm just looking to see who else he reps besides Yankee A-Rod.

Carson Daly, but he doesn't fit.

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adrian said...

oops--missed the "she"-- I thought it was even juicier than it actually is!

jindi said...

Sandra chang represents chambers according to this site:

http://www.filmreference.com/film/60/Justin-Chambers.html

Allie said...

And I wouldn't call Justin Chambers a B-list film actor. I've seen him in one, non-hit movie--he's barely on the alphabet scale for film.

nunaurbiz said...

The way I read it, the BI doesn't rep the Yankee AND the actor. It says not to worry about the Yankee but worry about one of his clients. Not another of his clients. He and the Yankee are connected somehow, but think looking for someone who reps the Yankee and the actor is a dead end IMHO

Miss X said...

What about Tom Welling of the CW's Superman series?

poster_child said...

Well Oseary's company (Untitled Entertainment) reps Ashton Kutcher.

That's where my money is.

jindi said...

is "she who is tall" possibly an anagram?

http://www.ssynth.co.uk/~gay/cgi-bin/nph-an?line=she+who+is+tall&words=no+limit&dict=nonames&doai=on

if anyone can keep their eyes uncrossed to examine the entire list

Val said...

Everyone is all over the place with this one... "Look something shiny!"


But,
1. Is Ashton really considered B-List?
2. The part about learning lines indicates that he is currently on a show...
3. Maybe he shoots on location somewhere? Hence why the wife wouldn't been the wiser? So what shoots out of town? What DOESN'T these days?!?! Ha! :O)

Sasha said...

OK- SO!- Since this is coded to svoid lawsuits- I'm decoding.

It says - and the wife and child(ren)- * revealing that he is not necessarily the father of her children, they are just married.

I'm thinking that she who is tall is a supermodel, Gisele.. and the Yankee, is an american- Her boyfriend- whichever sport he does.

b- Get a list of Gisele's agent's clients. I'm sure we'll ave a link ther, or any other notable CURRENT supermodel.

BlahFrickinBlah said...

http://www.nikkibgoss.com/2008/07/guy-oseary-fcks-his-clients.html

interesting column on Guy Oseary. Lenny Kravitz fired his ass few weeks ago.

Pinky said...

Abbadon - A network is a non-cable broadcast entity that is affiliated with television station groups and provides primetime programming for those tv stations. Each station schedules their own dayparts and most of the stations have their own news team (which is where they make their money), but the stations are required by affiliation agreements to run the network's prime time shows. ABC, CBS and NBC were the original networks in the US. FOX is the 4th network, UPN and WB each launched on the same day making them tied for the 5th network but were in total 6 networks. UPN and WB merged and formed the CW which is (for now) the 5th network. There's more 'broadcast' hooha - i.e wattage, power and that you don't need cable to pick up a network, but that could apply to any rogue station...sorry, stopping now. Networks are as of this typing ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, and the CW. I'm borderline on MyNetworkTv as it doesn't fit the classic 'primetime' explanation.

poster_child said...

Okay, so this is who I think:

"you" = Guy Oseary
"she who is tall" = not sure, model
Yankee = A-Rod
Actor = Peter Facinelli, managed by Untitled Entertainment (Oseary's company), I'm revising my earlier Ashton guess.

Translation:

Yo, Oseary stop worrying about the whole A-Rod fiasco that's currently going down and pay attention to your boy Peter's drug problem.

Peter is practically living with a hooker/dealer and that won't please Jennie Garth too much AND he's going to mess up his career by being too wasted to remember his lines.

End translation.

Does that work?

Pinky said...

Oh - and for #2 I'm going with David Caruso. One of the random photo ops said that CSI was rife with blinds.

poster_child said...

Pinky, Caruso is not currently married.

LT said...

That intro is soooooo confusing...if we knew the source (i.i The Mirror, or a US source), we could figure out what the "Yankee" means...an American, or a NY Yankee...

that aside...sounds perfect foe Charlie...

Pinky said...

FRAK!!! I thought I had this one. Thanks PC.

WhiteOprah said...

PosterChild,I like your style, but IceAngel also makes a very good case. I'm going with Ashton. He's looking a little more bug-eyed than his usual self lately.

poster_child said...

Ah, yeah it was a tough call between Ashton & Peter. I just couldn't imagine Demi being duped. She seems to keep Ashton pretty close.

ms snarky said...

look, everyone, originally the BI said "Yankee pitcher." Enty took it out, but the pitcher was definitely there. And if that is the case, then A-Rod is out of contention.

Beth said...

The Ashton guess is interesting. It doesn't actually say that the kids are his ("the children").

poster_child said...

Sorry, ice angel, I didn't mean to hijack your idea! I just didn't see it up there! Good idea! :)

sandman said...

this is the most confusing blind to follow, it started with me checking my own client list & then its a network actor, which i can't think of a network show that i can sit through.
so put me down for ashton cuz he's gotta be banging other broads.

brainypirate said...

I also read it as saying that the Yankee is NOT the agent's client.

As for the pitcher -- is it possible that Ent thought the player was a pitcher and realized it wasn't true? Maybe the word was removed because Ent got the wrong position?

jw12 said...

hmmmm....could this be the Yankee?

LIZZIE Grubman is branching out from public relations to management. Grubman, who will remain in the flackery field, is more interested in the 20 percent commission managers can make off deals they do for their clients. She already has a roster of talent including Janice Dickinson, Daddy Yankee, Shanna Moakler and possibly Sean Stewart. "She was doing deals for these guys anyway, so why not get paid for it?" said a source. On most of the celebs, Grubman is a "co-manager."

Pandora said...

I haven't connected all of the dots yet in regards to first paragraph lead-in, (mostly because I haven't yet had time to research.)

But I just didn't "get" a direct Yankee connection via the blind item, just an implied connection to the blind subject via a Manager/Publisher/Stylist who also services someone "tall" (either Hilton Sis, Holmes, Kidman, Williams Sisters -- to name but a few.)

It isn't specific except to say "they worry constantly about the Yankee connection."

But for me, Rob Lowe was the first to come to mind based on the rest of the blind:
* He's done several hit network shows (West Wing & Brothers & Sisters)
* starred in several movies - most well-known being the breakfast club or St. Elmo's Fire
* Is currently involved in multiple lawsuits filed by him/wifey & filed by past employees
* Other blogs (for shame! I didn't READ them - I just HEARD about them) have published some details that imply more juicy, "once it all comes out," details are likely to be imminent.
* he has the requisite Kidlets

That said, as much as he came immediately to mind, Lowe still looks to much like a buff middle-aged Hottie to be a meth-head.

Flora said...

jindi-
"she who is tall"
=
"hit show a sell"
or
"oh well, I stash"
or
"Shit Heals Owl"

Go figure.

Jamie's Girl said...

Yankee Pitchers
Active Roster

Joba Chamberlain
Kyle Farnsworth
Dan Giese
LaTroy Hawkins
Mike Mussina
Andy Pettitte
Sidney Ponson
Edward Ramirez
Darrell Rasner
Mariano Rivera
David Robertson
Billy Traber
Jose Veras

Jamie's Girl said...

Yankee Pitcher = Roger Clemens? God knows there is enough to be worried about there.

Jamie's Girl said...

#2 is either Ashton Kutcher (he is so fricking insecure so I can see this as him, but so is Demi). I can also see this as Rob Lowe.

Stephani said...

Is Matthew Fox married? I'd cry if it was him, but he does have a wild streak and is in a hit TV show (Lost) and appears in the occasional movie (Speed Racer).

newsgrrl said...

LOL@ val "Look something shiny!"

nichole said...

Pandora - I don't think its Rob Lowe. With that whole nanny debacle he's probably trying to live a life above suspicion.

princess buttercup said...

I'd stop worrying so much about the Yankee and start worrying about one of your clients.

This sentence makes me think the Yankee is NOT a client. If he were, I think the sentence would read one of your "other" clients. Of course it is possible El worded it that way so it would not be too obvious.

Carmen said...

I don't think this is a mgr or publicist...I think it's a lawyer. More specifically, part of Arod's team. Who else does this atty represent? I'm off to find out.

beth said...

I don't understand why people think this is so confusing. Yo "Guy" (and she who is tall indicates that this manager is dating a model (Eva)), stop worry about "A-Rod" (the Yankee, who is currently occupying the majority of his time... Ent must have thought he was a pitcher, when he's not... the fact it used to say pitcher indicates that it's definitely Yankee in the baseball player sense) and focus on this other client of yours instead... the B-list blah, blah, blah. Ashton and Peter are both good guesses.

Carmen said...

Arod's atty is Ira Elegant...reps Shaaquille O Neil...if he's not tall, who is?

Carmen said...

Ooops...'she' who is tall. Damn

princess buttercup said...

That would be perfect Carmen except Shaaq is for sure a he not a she. Dude would make one tall but beefy lady.

Too bad though bc Shaaq was hanging out with Arod the other night to "show his support" (can't remember if the pic was on this site or another) so the connection would have made that an awesome guess.

Lisa said...

Ashton - nobody is focusing on this little tidbit: "I'm sure she and the wife and child(ren) will get along famously once it all comes out." This is suspiciously similar to Bruce, Demi, Ashton, and kids.

adrian said...

so if "he" is sleeping elsewhere everynight, the wife is aware of what is going on.

A few weeks a go there was a comment on random photos that there are very few photos of Ashton/Demi together lately......

princess buttercup said...

adrian very good point...I think we all thought that comment was some sort of hint we just were not sure what exactly was going on with those two.

Just to play DA, Bruce/Ash/Demi etc. may all get along but I don't see Demi being down with meth and hookers. She seems pretty open minded but I am not sure if she is THAT open minded.

Regarding the clues in the blind - do you guys think it matters that Demi and Ashton don't have any bio kids together? The blind does not explicitly state they are the B- actor's kids but it makes me wonder.

Kristen S. said...

Since Ent original put Yankee pitcher, I think it's safe to assume that the Yankee is a NY baseball Yankee. Since he removed the word pitcher, Ent probably had been mistaken about which position that the person played. I don't think Ent is a huge sports fan, so I think it was probably just an innocent mistake. If he had replaced pitcher with 3rd baseman, then the blind would have gotten into lawsuit territory, so he just left it out altogether. But definitely a baseball player from the Yankees.

rosie said...

Katie Holmes and Ashton Kutcher have the same lawyer, Robert Offer. That said, I doubt that is the connection as it doesn't say "she who is tall" is a client. Thought I'd share anyways.

mels said...

Patrick Dempsey. B- movie actor, hit tv show, wife & kids. All of that fits.

lyz said...

Ent mentions Katie and meth in the same sentence in random photos....so is Katie "the tall one?"

sara said...

Wasn't there a blind way back about an actress who was married and still sleeping with her ex - there were a lot of guesses for Demi / Bruce. That blind said that the actress (Demi?) and her husband (Ashton?) had separate bedrooms. If so, the hooker wouldn't be a problem for Demi.


I feel dirty writing all that...

adrian said...

if they will all get along famously does that mean the wife is a bisexual meth addict?

Grace said...

I can't imagine Demi and Ashton having separate bedrooms.

Demi is of a "certain age" and by the looks of it is doing everything she can to look younger than she really is so that Ashton remains interested in her and not some younger woman.

I would say she is probably very possessive (by what I read when Ashton was still on "That '70s Show".

Tea Lady said...

Could this be Jason Lee? He was seen applying for a marriage license with his pregnant girlfriend a couple of weeks ago, and has a child from a prior marriage. Wasn't Lee in the film Almost Famous? And he does have a hit TV show.