Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Today's Blind Items

I wish for a change I could just find something simple like which A lister does crack in his house while shooting off shotguns in his living room? That would be nice. Hell on the neighbors, and family, but nice and simple.

Instead, it is another one which more closely resembles the world we live in. I would have to say that this television and film actor is B list by his body of work, but probably C list in name recognition. Everyone who reads the site would know who he is and he definitely has a huge body of work. He really only has one award and it is not one you particularly want to win. Now, me, I would accept anything, but I'm easy. Anyway, our actor is married, with child(ren) and whenever he can get out of town or away from the wife he has someone that he is fairly serious about. She is definitely C list all the way but on a very hit network drama. She is gorgeous and busty and has a very well known beard she has been hanging out with in public. Apparently the couple feels they are safe when they are out of town and so are all over each other. Their most recent foray was slightly south of LA.

83 comments:

Big Sur Expedition 2008! said...

Are you getting bitchy because we can't follow you lately? Don't be bitter...we always seem to come back for more don't we?

Jamie's Girl said...

only one award? A Golden Raspberry? I always think Kurt Russell when something like this happens, but he is probably A list in name recognition.

Jamie's Girl said...

Bob Saget? He is in today's photos. But yuck!

selenakyle said...

Kurt and Goldie never married.

The Razzie Awards winners list I found only goes back to 1999, and nobody seems to fit this description.

Shall keep digging...

Jamie's Girl said...

Bob Saget only has 1 award, and it is for TV Land! Feel free to delete this post, Enty. You will save countless others from the thought of someone aspiring to have sexy time with him!

Brenda22 said...

How about Kristin Chenoweth for the actress?

califblondy said...

San Diego?

ms_wonderland said...

Yes, the award you don't want must be a Razzie. The woman has a 'very well known beard' - so that's 3 people we are looking for.

califblondy said...

Kristin won a Tony so I wouldn't consider her C list all the way nor would I consider Pushing Daisies a "very hit network drama"

selenakyle said...

Found a good list of all Worst Actor Razzie winners--these are the married actors who've won a Razzie, no Oscar, big body of work, TV and film, and with child(ren): Adam Sandler, Marlon and/or Shawn Wayans, Tom Selleck and Travolta.

Not sure about marital or child status with Pauly Shore, Tom Arnold, Tom Green, Rob Schneider.

may others also won Oscars or only did films, no TV, etc.

All I got. But it could also be a Worst Supporting Actor Razzie winner, of which I can't find a list yet.

parissucksliterally said...

Rachel Bilson hangs out with Hayden Christensen....I'd call her C list, and many people think she is beautiful.

selenakyle said...

...I meant many others...

selenakyle said...

Yeah, Hayden won a couple of times for Worst Supporting, I think...

selenakyle said...

But wait--he's not married with a kid, is he?

Oh well, I give up and will wait happily to read more guesses!

BlahFrickinBlah said...

I didn't think Hayden was married with kids though.

Brenda22 said...

How about a list of hit TV shows?
House, Grey's, Desparate, Lost, brothers and sisters, the office, GOssip Girl?...I can't think of any "beautiful and busty C list actresses"

supa_sta76 said...

How about Katherine Heigl for the actress? It's well known that she's a good friend of TR Knight. I don't know if she's considered C-list all the way though . . .

BlahFrickinBlah said...

I would say Rob Lowe cause he fits every category except that he has won some screen actors guild awards but he did win a Razzie!

cinephan said...

How bout Mariska for the C list actress?

califblondy said...

Did Ent sneak one in with the A list crackhead shooting his guns???

Mariska crossed my mind, but I don't think Ent would consider her C-list, she won an Emmy. What about Terri Hatcher? She's busty when she pushes 'em up to her boney chin. Or forget it, I just saw the word "gorgeous".

Coco said...

Could the C list actress be Nicolette Sheridan?

junglekitten said...

Nicollette Sheridan or Teri Hatcher???????

firestorm888 said...

Gonna go w Mariska - seen up in NorCal also - I think it was in two weeks ago TvGuide - with her 'galpal'!

BlahFrickinBlah said...

Dan Aykroyd but he won an Emmy way back in the 70's but won two razzies. Fits the rest of the clues.

junglekitten said...

Kate Walsh?????????????

a full circle said...

probably a stretch, but just to throw it out there:

jennifer love hewitt?
gorgeous, busty, c-list, very hit network drama [ghost whisperer??], that fiancee as the beard?

adrian said...

I hope the guy's wife is a reader.

parissucksliterally said...

Hayden is the BEARD, not the cheater.

junglekitten said...

William H. Macy?? OMG!! imagine he was cheating w/ one of the other housewives?? What about Rob Lowe?? Is he still married?? I'm bored and just throwing some names out there!!

junglekitten said...

But................, is it a CURRENT hit network drama?????????????

shoe addict said...

lindsay lohan, ugly betty, samantha ronson;they are in random photos but i can't figure out the guy yet

junglekitten said...

Ok, wait!!! South of LA............................as in like Mexico or..................................., as in a little below the belt action???

Ms. said...

Razzie... When Ent wrote it was an award one doesn't really want, I immediately thought of a Golden Globe ;-)

Alisha said...

C list all the way would, I assume, also mean C list name rec... and I think Lindsay Lohan is a little more than that on name rec. ;)

vamp said...

OT
rem ent said Jamie Lynn Spears got pregnant by a producer? the baby looks like Casey Aldridge...anyone have any thoughts?

Jaiden said...

I like the Jennifer Love Hewitt guess. Not sure about the actor, though.

Joanna said...

Throwing this out there, but Kristen Bell for the actress. I love Veronica Mars and everything she's been a part of, but nothing really puts her about C list in terms of success (not critical recognition for VM). She's on Heroes now. But this is probably wishful thinking because I never have understand her being with Dax. *shudder*

PLUS, she used to work in San Diego for Veronica Mars and I would imagine she'd have been at Comic Con for Heroes. The south of LA clue had me think of CC automatically.

Brenda22 said...

I like the Jennifer Love Hewitt guess except for the "very well known beard"...who would that be? Her fiance is not well known...and is she really C list if she's starring in a hit show on TV?
This is a tough one.

jax said...

what about the Lifetime Achievment Award? most people hate the thought of getting that one.

Sara said...

kristen bell and enrico colantoni (beard Dax Shepard)

Solved! :)

LT said...

I think we're all overlooking the "gorgeous and busty" clue...JLH definitely fits that, but she doesn't seem to fit the rest of the blind. Can someone do a cross-reference research for busty/gorgeous/hit network drama (is ghost whisperer even really a "hit"?)

Ema said...

why not blake lively? I personally like her, but ent might not. The beard would be penn badgeley and the hit network show is gossip girl. and there she is in random photos!

ms snarky said...

damn it, I was going to say Woody Harrelson for the guy (Razzie winner) but I see he also won an Emmy for Cheers. Back to the drawing board!

ms snarky said...

Hayden Christensen - I think he's out, he's won film festival best awards (las palmas best actor, cannes chopard trophy) and a national board of review award.

I'm looking beyond the Razzies for a bad award.

ms snarky said...

Rob Lowe gets my official vote.

The only award he's won besides the Razzie is a SAG Ensemble award in 2001, so that doesn't really count as an award for him.

now for the girl!

Brenda22 said...

As someone mentioned before, the Comic-Con in SD may be the place ENT is hinting (San Diego). There were a lot of actors from FOX shows that showed up.

littlemanwhatnow said...

pictures of ugly betty cast......

ElizabethG said...

Rachel bilson is a beard for hayden C.. She just joined the hit CHUCK last season. so now we just need to find the married dude.

Ema said...

but rachel's role on chuck was only for a few episodes and she is no longer on the show...

Sara said...

Rob Lowe is not C-list in name recognition.

poster_child said...

I think the guy is either Breckin Meyer or Barry Pepper. Both won Razzies. Both have C-list recognition. Both have pretty big resumes and recognizable faces. Most people (other than geniuses like us) don't know who they are. Both married with child.

No clue on the lady.

Stephen said...

How many "very hit" network dramas can there be? 5? 10?
Lost
Heroes
Grey's
Desperate Housewives
CSI
Any others?

Which ones have a supporting actress who is gorgeous and busty?

And I always thought that a "beard" referred to a woman so does that mean that our C list actress is usually out in public with another woman?

classy_stoner said...

I think the actress is the whatshername on House, Lisa Edelstein. She was on West Wing with Rob Lowe in 1999...

poster_child said...

Dude, Rob Lowe has A list name recognition.

Not him.

I'm sticking with Breckin Meyer or Barry Pepper...

There are some dramas that I don't think were mentioned:
Brothers & Sisters
24
Prison Break
One Tree Hill

One Tree Hill is chock full of potential C-list hotties.

Cupcake said...

i was thinking of the curvy girl from greys anatomy, sarah ramirez? thats all i can think of that would be considered busty and gorgeous. does that work>?

farleece said...

How about Laura San Giacomo? Busty, currently on "Saving Grace" with Holly Hunter.

Sara said...

Except Saving Grace isn't network, right?

poster_child said...

Minka Kelly! (seen with Derek Jeter, I think)

& Breckin Meyer.

Minka's body of work is definitely C list. She's gorgeous & busty. Hit network Drama (FNL).

Breckin Meyer has a long resume, has won a Razzie, most people don't recognize him by his name, and is married with child.

kathryn said...

Jennifer Love Hewitt was at comic-con for ghost whisperer last weekend.

Judi said...

Thinking that Comic Con is right on for the venue. Good job whoever thought of that. Who else was there?
Rachel Bilson is far from busty. She's well put together but tiny. Is Jen Love Hewitt considered gorgeous? Not by me. At this point in her career, Mariska is A list tv. Aside from the venue, we have a ways to go yet in solving this one.

poster_child said...

Minka Kelly just finished filming 500 Days of Summer in LA.

JLH is not C list. She is THE ghost whisperer.

ms snarky said...

Enty said HUGE body of work. that doesn't mean some minor dude. It means huge body of work.

Breckin Meyer has one child (Entry said child(ren)), and is 34. He's done a lot of work, granted, but not in the category of huge. Unless you count being a voice on King of the Hill, Robot Chicken, and both Garfield: The Movie and its timeless sequel, Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties. Classic.

ms snarky said...

This is the list of top ten dramas that are finalists for an Emmy this year -
Boston Legal
Damages
Dexter
Friday Night Lights
Grey�s Anatomy
House
Lost
Mad Men
The Tudors
The Wire

so what exactly constitues a network? Is Enty a big 3 snob, or are Fox, CW, HBO, Showtime considered networks? what do you guys think?

Amy said...

Sarah Michelle Gellar was the first actress to pop in my head, with Freddie Prinze as the beard, but no clue who the actor is.

ureallyannoyme said...

Why 2 references to "body of work"? The 2nd usage specifies a "HUGE body of work" and that readers of the site would know him. (Caps mine.)

Perhaps the actor appeared in a Full Frontal Friday? Maybe one of the, ummmm, larger models?

Or maybe huge is a reference to the name of a film/TV project?

Ernestine said...

Poster Child: I LOVE your Minka guess. She is DEFINITELY gorgeous and busty -- AND C-List. There have been some names bandied about that I just can't jive with. Teri Hatcher? FUCK NAW. I mean, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, blah blah blah, but I also do NOT think Kristen Bell is the epitome of beauty or whatever. She's solidly "cute." And annoying.

But Minka is strikingly beautiful and not many people know her name -- yet. Unless you read a whole shitton of blogs.

The only caveat: is FNL really a bigass hit? I thought it was actually in danger of being cancelled.

Jenny Love is a good guess, too, but she honestly seems pretty genuinely in love with her fiance. And this is the first time she hasn't just hopped from boyfriend to boyfriend. She's a serial monogamist. Or maybe I'm just way too idealistic.

Alright. Now for the dude. I also like the Breckin Meyer guess. We all instantly think of different things when we hear his name, but WE all know his name (because CDAN readers are geniuses).

Travis Birkenstock! Travis Birkenstock!

Oh, and I'd blow Bob Saget.

Just kidding.

sauvage said...

Blake Lively is in Random Photos presenting her new breast implants, so...

Ernestine said...

Yeah, on second thought, JLH is definitely not C-List. She's at least a high B. B-plus. She's been famous forever (seemingly) and everyone from the age of 18 to 40 probably knows exactly who she is. Not C-List. Not her. Nuh uh.

someone said...

salma hayek as the busty one from ugly betty??

Ernestine said...

Salma Hayek is NOT C-list. She is solidly, solidly, VERY solidly A-list.

*HarrUMPH.*

PeepStone said...

Teri Hatcher, Rachel Bilson, and Kristen Bell are NOT busty.

And we can rule out America Ferrera (some people just wrote Ugly Betty) because of Ent's rule never to write about her.

I love the Lisa Edelstein guess. House is always ribbing Cuddy for having major cleavage!

linnea said...

Alright, as a non native speaker i gotta ask - what does the term beard actually refer to? is it a woman covering up for a man being gay? or just anyone pretending to be the partner of someone in the closet? also, why does ent have a rule never to write about america ferrera?

linnea said...

Alright, as a non native speaker i gotta ask - what does the term beard actually refer to? is it a woman covering up for a man being gay? or just anyone pretending to be the partner of someone in the closet? also, why does ent have a rule never to write about america ferrera?

Joe said...

The "married with child(ren)" got me thinking about David Faustino. Pretty large body of work, and he won a TV Land award...who the hell would want that?

Sis said...

Hugh Jackman showed up unexpectedly at Comic Con here in San Diego, I wonder if this involves him. I have heard that his wife swings the other way, him too for that matter.

Lynne said...

linnea, a beard is usually a woman fronting for a gay man. So, this would mean that the actress in this blind hangs out with a famous beard, who would be someone like Penelope Cruz (who's bearded for a bunch of guys, if blogs are to be believed).

I have heard of a male beard (a guy who fronts for a gay woman) referred to as a merkin, for the pubic wig some strippers in the olden days would wear if their bush wasn't up to the job.

Lynne

Sis said...

My bad, I would say Hugh Jackman is A list.

rufusjonz said...

"huge body of work"

this means to me:

lots of well-known credits
or
kind of a chubbo
or
known for being big "down there"

heather said...

people...a little south of la is the OC! huntington, laguna, newport - all places the 'rich & famous' love to hang in. could that be a clue?

ea73 said...

Maybe we should go backwards by figuring out who the beard is, and who she hangs out with a lot.
So who does Kate Hudson hang out with? How about Kirsten Dunst?

bionic bunny! said...

heather's right, but with comic con being in san diego, and so many posters being NOT in california, i think SD is the better guess.
so think about actors & actresses that would fit in at the con.
i don't watch it, but what about someone from battlestar gallactica?
and what about the "worst dressed award" and didn't TV guide used to give a reward, i can only come up with the "darwin award" but that's not it. but it was something to do with a monkey. muggs??

No1uNo said...

Hi everyone! I've been lurking here for a while but been too lazy to get a Google account. :-\

I had to bite the bullet though, because the Minka Kelly guesses made me think of Adrienne Palicki (also on FNL) -- I'd call her gorgeous and busty and C-List, and wasn't she in Random Photos recently with Austin Nichols, the guy a lot of people think was Jakey Tile's significant other? Still not sure how that would make him a "beard" exactly... but maybe Enty meant that she was his beard and it got mixed up?? Anyway, she's my top suspect. No idea on the main guy though...

Amanda said...

Bingo, Rufusjonz-

I think Enty is trying to hint that the actor has been featured on Full Frontal Friday and is very well endowed.

So, over to the people who click on the FFF links. Who fits the criteria?