Now I Know What Rachael Ray's Husband Does

For some reason I thought that Rachael Ray's husband worked as a doorman for an S&M club or was perhaps a driver for escorts. But now, I think I have discovered what he really does for a living besides being a thorn in the side of the very existence of Rachael which really isn't a bad thing. See, Rachael is coming out with a new dog food line. Because I'm sure she is concerned with how delish the new food is, but didn't want to test it out on the dogs themselves just in case it belonged in the garbage bowl, I'm pretty sure that is what she has her husband doing.

Of course in true Rachael Ray fashion she has to annoy the hell out of us with everything she does. Lets start with her name. Why the extra "A"? Is she just trying to tick off everyone who has to write about her? Now, as for the dog food? Rachael Ray Nutrish. Yep, rhymes with delish. Yum-O. And her dog? Isaboo.

Now, for the good news. She is donating all the money to Rachael's Rescue which is an organization that finds homes for at-risk dogs, or husbands.