Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Random Photos Part One

For some reason Blogger is not displaying the photos properly, so I am basically writing this, by what I remember the photos to look like as opposed to actually viewing them while I type. Of course it is also possible that they will not display properly for you as well, so if they don't, give it time.

I think it is pretty much a no brainer that if for some odd reason you are my friend and have a movie premiering that you get the top spot. So, here is Amber Tamblyn that Pants 2 thing which, despite my fondness for Amber will never be seen by these eyes. Not that all of you shouldn't go see it. I just am not a big fan of the whole chick flick genre.



The rest of the cast of Pants 2. I will say that when they make a film about a pair of pants that goes through its life being unbuckled repeatedly due to its owners being fat guys I will be the first in line. "Brotherhood Of The Sansabelt Slacks"



All That Remains - Englishtown, NJ



Apparently Becki Newton and Ana Ortiz have just been shown the photo of me in a thong.



Do you get the feeling that Courtney Love has all her worldly possessions with her in the basket? I admire her for riding the bike and am thankful as well, because I don't think the world really needs Courtney Love behind the wheel of a car.



A first time appearance for Graham Bunn. Sounds like some new dessert from Keebler doesn't it?



You can never go wrong with a little Gillian Anderson and just so everyone stays happy, I chose the one with Simon Pegg.




So, do you think she married Flavio Briatora for his good looks or the fact he is a billionaire?




Do you think they have it written down somewhere how often he is allowed to grope her, and then a further subsection about groping her in public.



Well I know none of you would actually be interested in purchasing Fergie, but how about her new shoe line?



I have to admit that Leighton Meester is not an unattractive woman.



You know Kung Fu has kind of run its course when the best thing they can come up with is Kung Fu Dunk starring some 80's Don Johnson dude.



Always a pleasure to see Judith Light. She looks really good.



Judging by how thin Jennifer Connelly looks here, I think that maybe she should institute the famous one for you one for me policy that most parents seem to do with their kids at Halloween.



Gym Class Heroes - Englishtown, NJ



Rhys Ifans is not looking all that great. Kimberly Stewart is though. You need to get over it Rhys. Sienna Miller just isn't worth it. You can get anyone. You are a celebrity. Don't believe me? Go Google David Spade.



Nicole Patrick had an encounter with about a million bugs, and appears to have lost.



Norma Jean - Englishtown, NJ



"Oops, Catherine, I think I dropped a quarter."



"Excuse me. Where is that quarter?"



The Academy Is - Englishtown, NJ



Aaaah. A couple that holds their breath together, stays together.



From what I understand they found the smell of this man offensive. Well, I think people have sometimes found Lindsay Lohan offensive, but they didn't embarrass her in front of her. They did it like all Americans do. We did it behind her back or on blogs.



Everyday is a good day when you get a Richard Simmons photo.



Robert Klein - New Brunswick, NJ



Very nice of Bob Saget to show up to the Bure Family Winery opening. Here is Bob getting that first glass.



After his second



And third



And fourth



Fifth anyone?



Sixth?



And now it's sleepy time.

34 comments:

MrsRhododendronson said...

If I never see a photo of Flavio the Hutt again, it'll be too soon. He makes Richard Simmons look good.

Unknown said...

Kirk Cameron's sister looks good.

Ayesha said...

Judith Light looks better now than she did 20 years ago. How many people have achieved that?

Whoever that girl is with the bug-bitten legs... WEAR PANTS. She probably thinks the only way to look sexy is to wear a skintight short red dress and have long blonde hair (although she seems to be a real blonde). Women can look sexy in pants or with short hair, or with dark hair or flat shoes or no makeup. These young bimbos have one idea of sexy and it's just wrong. Rant over.

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Anonymous said...

Dave Coulier was in that 6th picture. I know he made Alanis angry with their breakup, but he used to make me laugh even all the way back to Out of Control.

Marnie said...

The All That Remains singer looks sexually confused. I know he's confusing ME. That's supposed to be sexy but tough, right? He looks like a molested middle schooler to me. I want to wrap him in a blanket and tell him it'll be okay.

lutefisk said...

Flavio's bride looks likr The Hooker.

Where can we see this thong photo??!

Anonymous said...

That's Candace Cameron Bure and her husband Valeri Bure' winery.

lutefisk said...

Candace is evidence that a child actor can be successful in life.

jax said...

Dn:

cut
it
out
lol!

CarolMR said...

Is Flavio Heidi Klum's ex-boyfriend?

Jazz Hands said...

amen, ayesha. a cute, well-accessorized pair of pants, and none of us would've had to know about her unfortunate flea infestation.

Unknown said...

i have a confession to make: years ago i had a dream that Bob Saget and I were making out. And I was in love with him in the dream. i woke up and was not disgusted.

I finally said it.

califblondy said...

Carol, I was just thinking that this guy was an ex of somebody famous. Please don't let THAT be Heidi's babydaddy.

CarolMR said...

califblondy, I just checked Wikipedia and ,yes, Flavio is Heidi's babydaddy!

Maja With a J said...

"Dude! Were you just cockblocked by Bob Saget?"

califblondy said...

Hey! Courtney, stole my Mom's bicycle!

IndigoBlue said...

Hey, are CZJ and MD maybe the rich couple spending money like it's going out of style, but they're really broke?

Yeah, not a good flea bitten look....Skin So Soft, people, Skin So Soft....

DJ looks awesome and glad she's kept the marriage together and is seemingly happy

Got Money? Will attract hot (shallow) chicks. That simple.

Never liked Coulier....don't know why but always felt like he kind of tried too hard. Were was Uncle Jesse, anyway?

junglekitten said...

From what I can see, Fergie's shoes don't look half bad!!!!!! Some of them remind me of my favorie shoe designer, Sergio Rossi!!!!!!!!

califblondy said...

ITA, Fergie's shoes look hot.

Dead Angel said...

Flavio Briatora is said to be the father of Heidi Klum's first child, also another famous model was prego at the same time as Klum, I have forgotten her name at the moment. Apparently, he dumped them when he found out, but is very generous - just wants nothing to do with his children. Which for an Italian is stunning.

Unknown said...

Flavio is my new hero now. Now to just get filthy rich.

LT said...

I want in on the "Brotherhood Of The Sansabelt Slacks"!!!!

Jazz Hands said...

indigoblue, you could be right about czj and md... seems like blind reveal to me.

Ms Cool said...

Daniel Craig looks awesome. Or so I hear.

CC said...

Can anyone tell me why Kimberly Stewart is grabbing her crotch?

Maja With a J said...

cc, I thought she was too, but it's her purse.

Teresa said...

BOB SAGET! I love Bob Saget. I want to go out drinking with him.

Amy in MI said...

Is it sad that I have a secret crush on Bob Saget?

Bad Ass Momma said...

Indigo - I thought the exact same when i read the captions for md and czj

*girl said...

@sexecution, he only has the one child with Klum. However, he did date Naomi Campbell and Adriana Volpe in his day. It was dirty with them, even dirtier now with Elisabetta.

As for the blind being MD and CZJ, me thinks you are correct. If you look up their IMDB, MD has a few things kicking around but nothing serious, and she has hardly worked the past few years. Here's the original blind...

"This is an A list couple with an A list lifestyle. If I give you their description it would give it a way. Does A+ name recognition help? Anyway they haven't been doing much lately. Oh, they make noise and it appears as if they are doing something, but in reality. Nothing. No money is coming in but lots and lots is flooding out. It has got so bad that the couple only have one employee. One. I take that back. They do have a gardener at one of their houses, but not for long. They are trying to sell that property and just about everything else they own. I don't know if anyone has said it out loud, but the bankruptcy word has been whispered. She wants to call some famous friends for a loan but his pride won't let her do it."

lutefisk said...

I can see wher CZJ & MD would fit, but I thought he had a ton of money--unless she went through all of it.

trashtalker said...

Flavio's wife should grab HIS boobs.

Cyrene Myst said...

Wow! Pictuers from Englishtown and New Brunswick, NJ. I'm homesick. :)

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