Thursday, September 25, 2008
Huge Hefner is pretty much doing anything right now to direct attention away from the issues surrounding his girlfriends. And when I say the word girlfriend, I mean a girl who is a friend, and that on your birthday maybe gives you a little rub and tug if you know what I mean.
Anyway, so he spouted off to OK! Magazine that he would love to have Sarah Plain as a centerfold. Despite the fact, I really didn't need the mental image of that, I wouldn't put it past her to do it if she is on the losing side of the election.
I think it would be a huge seller. Probably one of the biggest issues of Playboy ever. It would have to be like right after the election though for it to have an impact, but it would be I think in their top ten all-time.
Here is why I think that. I don't think it is someone who is gorgeous that necessarily sells adult magazines. I think it is curiosity, and people of every age and sex would be curious and therefore purchase the magazine.
Now, lets say that somehow Hef managed to convince Jennifer Aniston to pose naked. I mean she is getting to an age where she might consider it because lets face it, her career isn't really headed for Oscar land anyway, and it isn't like she has a movie going public that follows her and will be offended if she poses naked. So, Jennifer Aniston, an admitted huge seller on the magazine market. She is the biggest seller according to The Enquirer. The worst seller by the way is Jamie Lynn Spears. Interesting huh?
So, in a head to head showdown, who do you think sells more Playboy magazines? I say Palin because of the curiosity factor and also because many of the people who would be interested in Palin are older and wouldn't know where to look on the internet for the photos. It would be a close race though.
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well as a Canadian - how about this: Jennifer Aniston can run for VP instead of Palin and Palin can pose for playboy. either way USofA would be in a better place than if the opposite is true
I think they should do an aerial photo shoot of Palin, along with a pack of wolves, so she would be a woman who runs with the wolves, and then some shots of her laying on a (bloody)caribou rug might just complete the layout.
Aniston has posed nude before, & there were all those topless pictures of her leaked. I don't know if anyone even cares about her anymore.
Maybe Palin can shoot her own polar bear rug to pose on.
Hey Gladus--we had the same thoughts!
haha i just noticed a "typo" in the article ...Sarah Plain .....hee intentional Ent ?
Palin would definitely sell more issues. I bet she could finds a way to do it and call it "feministic".
She's a jerk.
ent, you wouldn't put it past her to pose? really? she will make more dineros on speaking engagements than pb could ever pony up.
regardless of the outcome of her first national political campaign, she will be around for more.
if her side does win, look for the elephants to push old mccain to the side in 2012 to give the nom to palin. heard it here first.
"I think it is curiosity, and people of every age and sex would be curious and therefore purchase the magazine."
Puh-leez! I don't give a rat's patootie to see that evil, soul-less, twit's twat.
And Canadachick; though never a fan of Aniston, I would rather see her whiney ass in the White House than Palin's fibbing one!
Dude, I have ZERO desire to see Palin naked. NONE. It blows my mind that anyone would want to see that.
Didn't Aniston come out naked in that movie The BreakUp or whatever it was called with Vince Vaugh?
Anyway who would want to see Aniston naked she is so plain and dull.
nobody i know wants to see palin with her clothes on, why would they want to see her with her clothes off?
Good point Molly! The woman has had multiple births--I'm not sure what her naked stomach would look like at this point.
I think I just made myself nauseous.
Uhhh how about neither?? How about a little less of BOTH women would do this country a WORLD of good.
I think the public would love to see Palin do a spread for Playboy seeing as they are in love with dirt and smut. She fits right in.
I personally would love for her unqualified azz to just disappear.
i'd rather see her in trailer trash weekly.
But if she were just naked in the pages of a magazine, we wouldn't have to hear her talk, right? Sounds okay to me.
But if she were just naked in the pages of a magazine, we wouldn't have to hear her talk, right? Sounds okay to me.
Eeep. Sorry about the double post. Too much coffee.
lol@wood
You're more likely to see Barry as the centerfold in Black Butt Boy & Cock! with enty as his personal fluffer.
Spoken like a true, nasty Republican!
"it isn't like she has a movie going public that follows her and will be offended if she poses naked"
Well, Marley and Me will be released around Xmas and it's a family movie. So even if she's thinking about it, she should wait for Spring '09
Palin. Yeah, yeah, but all the rednecks would buy it so it would be a huge seller.
i think enty's right. think of the old carny sideshows.
everyone pretends to be disgusted but they still pony up the bucks
as p.t. barnum (allegedly) said "there's a sucker born every minute".
don't forget air brushing. she'd be unrecognizable.
most of you guys weren't around when burt reynolds posed "naked" for cosmo. EVERYBODY bought that issue, and it made cosmo a household name. i think it was the only cosmo my mom ever bought, and she still has it. i think i get it in her will.
p.s.
enty, sarah plain?
"paging sigmund freud: your slip is showing!"
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