Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Today's Blind Items

#1 - Ahhh my C lister who wants the world to think she is a lesbian, needs to be a little more careful if her plan is going to succeed. She has been doing her best to find someone to play her girlfriend, but no one wants to even be her pretend girlfriend. Anyway, that is beside the point. Last night her little makeout, grope session with the C list actor who has had his own issues will probably stall her little effort.

#2 - Ummm. Wow. Married, former A list singer. Wife not with him. Went straight for the drag queen at a party in the last few days. Did not leave his side once. Interesting.

54 comments:

Alexis said...

1. Jodie Marsh? Is she even C list? I feel like she's negative F list, but I did hear that she's pretending to be a lesbian.

2. Gavin Rossdale. I'm only guessing this b/c Enty has had a blind about him loving drag queens. Not sure if Gavin was ever an A list singer though.

CarolMR said...

#1 - Nicolette Sheridan?

Harriet Hellfire said...

I immediately thought Gavin Rossdale for #2 as well. #1 can't be Lindsay Lohan because Samantha Ronson seems content to stir shit up at her side, whether they're a "real" couple or not...but I did read on a Swedish tabloid site that Lohan had been spotted at some club flirting with some dude. I can't remember who though. I will check.

slappywhyte said...

2. well Gavin Rossdale pretty much admitted having an affair with "Marilyn" back in the day, i think

but I keep thinking Sting for all these musician items ... not sure why ... I know i'm mad at him for breaking up the Police and being such an arrogant solo f*ck

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Mooshki said...

Harriet, it was Chace Crawford.

diatribes and dish said...

Mischa Barton for #1? I thought I heard she was going to try going gay for a while to spark an interest in her career. Is she still C-list though?

Ed said...

1. I also think Jodie Marsh, shes the only one I can think of right now.


2. Gavin rossdale though Im not feeling it

deity2 said...

Oh Enty....when you're on ,man, you're on.. imo these are better than they have been in awhile!!!

ok...my 1st inclinations for #1 were Michelle Rodriguez or Kate Walsh.....love to know who the c list actor w/ his own issues is!

for #2, face it, was Gavin ever A list in his own right as a singer, or is it just b/c he is Mr. Stefani....other than that I really need to think about this one a little more.

jib said...

#2 Usher

farmgirl said...

Stumped on #1
I have to admit - I don;t really give much of a shit about C-Listers . . .
#2 - I don't think Gavin was ever A list. How about someone older - Like a Jon Bon Jovi type? Or are we looking for a stand alone singer - Tom Jonesy? Would Enty call him a "rock star" if he was?

not a famous adrian said...

I would say Lindsey for 1, but I thought SamRo was her *girlfriend*

Harriet Hellfire said...

Thanks Mooshki...*L*

And deity, you're right, even though Bush were pretty big back in the day, Gavin Rossdale has probably never been an "A list singer".

I'm wondering if "leave his side" is a clue...Eminem has a song called "By My Side", but he isn't married anymore, is he? Ben Harper also had a song by that name, but he's probably not A list either.

Liebez said...

#1 WASNT MISCHA THE ANSWER TO the blind he refers to in #1?

Sylvia said...

#1 has to be Lindsay and Chance.

Dijea said...

Personally, I think if #1 was Lindsay Lohan it wouldn't be a blind. I mean she hasn't had trouble getting Sam to stick by her and everyone knows about the Chase makeout thing.

#2. I won't accept Gavin, and I wouldn't call him A-list even in the day. I'm stumped on this one.

janetagain said...

harriet, you could be right, but it does say 'former', and as you said, bush were pretty big in their prime.

what are the rules for A list singers?

i dont think this would be the bon jovis or the stings, because they ARE A-list.

Dr. Emily said...

off topic, but no matter what you think of Patrick Dempsey, this is funny:

http://blip.tv/file/1386057/

jw12 said...

dr emily- none of those ladies look like his wife

Mooshki said...

That's great, doc! Who said white men can't dance? LOL!

Miss X said...
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Miss X said...

#1 is totally Jodie Marsh. Mischa is all about her headbands these days, and Lohan's girlfriend clearly isn't pretending.

#2 could be Usher, but it says "former A list" and I would think Usher is still A-list. I don't think Gavin Rossdale was ever A-list as a singer, so I doubt it's him. Ted C recently had the following Blind Vice, which seems like it's describing the same person.

................................

And just to prove my point, here we go again—and babes, is it ever an evil delish one! Dimpled Drew is a most successful performer. He’s got it all, good wife at home, a family who adores him, looks, bucks, nice bod, cute face, what could possibly be missing? Uh, well, for starters, certain activities that involve the type of person Eddie Murphy's infamous for transporting in the middle of the night: trannies. Transvestites, to be exact, i.e., men who dress in women’s clothing, often for the purpose of sexual pleasure and to perform lustful exercises for seemingly straight men.

You know the type these pretty hons hook up with: dudes who pretend they’re all happy and het in their other life, all the while they’re getting down with male-male sex on the sly and convincing themselves it’s OK, ‘cause the dudes wear lipstick and a wig. You straight men just crack me up, particularly when they’re as stupid as Dimpled Drew.

See, D2 always deftly used an anonymous email account to set up his rendezvous with his fave tranny; let’s call her Maxi Knee-Pad. So Maxi was always given strict instructions: Leave the front door to her apartment open, lights out, candles only, then Dimpled would creep on in at the appointed hour and get serviced (a lot, and all the hell over, babes, pretty horny dude here we’re talkin’ about, hardly just a homo-curious lad, he’s an all-out slut!) and then slip away into the night, D.D.’s true identity undetected.

And it worked. Until one day the handsome dumbass made a date with Maxi from his regular email account, which had his real name on it. Hmmm. Wonder how the fan base you’re, like, totally effing with by lying to them would feel about this, Mr. Drew? Shall we find out?

Squeezebox said...

"Sam’s Chowder House employees knew Thursday night they wouldn’t be serving a regular business party. Not only was the whole restaurant booked, but a large stage had to be set up in the dining room. Perhaps most striking — the event organizers demanded absolute secrecy from the restaurant employees. But employees could have never guessed who their guests for the evening were.

Thursday night around 7, a bus rolled up to the Half Moon Bay restaurant, and out stepped Bono and The Edge, the renowned frontman and lead guitarist, respectively, of the acclaimed rock band U2."

Bono?

littlemanwhatnow said...

rossdale was at the young hot hollywood party...gwen was not there

Charity said...

Bono is and always will be A List.

not a famous adrian said...

Charity--agreed. I was just sick of saying it.

Gossip Monger said...

jon bon jovi? seal (just saying) billy joel? it just seems like ent was saying someone we would never expect- he was even suprised by it.

gavin r has been rumored about and no way on bono.

farmgirl said...

Barry Manilow is someone who is former A list.
Steven Tyler? To me, former A list.
David Lee Roth?
Somehow I think it is someone with a solo career.
Phil Collins?

Mooshki said...

Hmm, Phil Collins was in LA a few days ago... It's not Gavin - Ent wouldn't have said "Wow." :)

Sitcur5000 said...

I think #1 is Mischa Barton. I think Jodie Marsh is too obvious. There was a BI about an actress who Ent did not like who was trying to kick start her career by being a fake lesbian.

kris said...

#2 Will Smith

trashtalker said...

In #1, Ent says "little" three times. Does that mean something?

This was the other blind about her, on Aug. 13 (I bolded for emphasis):

#1 - How do you try and revive a career that only you want revived? Well, in Hollywood this year you can either get pregnant, or do what this C list film/B list television actress that I love to hate is going to do. Become a lesbian. Yes, you heard it here first. This actress is going to loudly dump her boyfriend and start dating a woman simply for the publicity. Forget about the days of hiding the fact you are gay, this actress has it all lined up. Instead of paying someone to be a beard for you, this actress is going to take some of her fast dwindling cash and pay someone to be her lesbian lover.

ea73 said...

#2 Marc Anthony? JLo looks like a drag queen, so why not?

Local Tourist said...

I would consider Gavin a former A list singer. Bush sold over 10 million records.

Linda J said...

Farmgirl, Barry Manilow is not married. Can't be him.

trashtalker said...

What if Mischa sucked face with Jesse Metcalfe?

nunaurbiz said...

Ooooh Janet Carlton is reporting that USHER and his wife are living separately and he's just waiting for the baby to be born to leave her.

Not that surprising since no one thought they'd make it, but consider him for item #2!!!!!

Sweater said...

I'm amazed some folks don't think Gavin was ever A-List.
Bono and Sting and probably even Phil Collins will always be A's imo.

Getting the rock feel vibe from this and trying to think of 90's a-listers

Eddie Vedder
Kurt Cobain
Anthony Keidis (sp?)
Chris Cornell

to name just a few. And yeah, I think Eminem would be former A-list as well.

Personally I think it's a softball blind and the answer is Gavin. Maybe Ent's 'wow' was because he was so blatant about it.

Ot maybe I'm completely off base and it's an ex BSB or N'Syncer. Or one of those Hanson boys.
*shrug*

Charlene said...

sweater, to me Gavin Rossdale would be a B-, maybe a C+, if he hadn't married the woman he did. He doesn't have anywhere near the popularity or name recognition of little Pete Wentz, for heaven's sake, let alone Bono or Sting.

Uber*nought said...

I think Lindsay tonguing Chace is a plant put there by her father to stir shit up in her relationship with Samantha Ronson.

You'll see a lot of this sort of thing, and Chace Crawford needs the publicity too, since their are rumors of his sexuality too. The rags will just copy those stories and pretend they all have new sightings from one plant.

Gavin Rossdale seems like a good guess for no 2, though there's nothing sexual in this for sure. The drag queen might just have been a longterm friend for all we know.

Beth said...

1. Mischa Barton. I don't think Jodie Marsh is C-list, especially as this is an American site.

2. Usher and Gavin were my first guesses, but I don't know that either of them fit.

Gavin certainly has a history with drag queens, but was he ever A-list?

Isn't Usher still A-list?

I liked the David Lee Roth guess, but he's not married.

Priscila said...

Ent had a blind revealed times ago, about Dave Lee Roth only dating guys now.

In another blind revealed, it was stated that Gavin Rossdale was attracted by Drag Queens types, reason why Gwen Steffani uses such make up style.

Dave was definitely A list, not sure about Gavin. I would say he was...But i will go for what beth has said,Cant be dave cause he is not married..

katie said...

Rod Stewart?

ElsieFire said...

For all you people that are guessing LL, it says LOOKING for someone to play her girlfriend. Read the frickin' blind.

I am on the Mischa bandwagon.

I also think that Gavin Rossdale is a "former" a list singer, with Bush' success.

Ent doesn't say what tranny, so could it have been Marilyn?? Maybe the Stefani-Rossdale's have an open arrangement...hmmm.

Mooshki said...

Uber*nought, that's some clever thinking! He probably got a kickback from Chace too, so he doubled his payday.

Grace said...

Okay, elsiefire, who was Mischa Barton's boyfriend? The original blind was "...this C list film/B list television actress that I love to hate is going to do. Become a lesbian. Yes, you heard it here first. This actress is going to loudly dump her boyfriend..."

At the time we all thought it was Nicolette Sheridan, because the timing of her breakup was perfect.

ElsieFire said...

Grace, wasn't Mischa with Jamie Dornan for quite a while (Hwood standards anyway)?

I don't think that Nicolette dumped Bolton "loudly" and I hardly think "rapidly dwindling" income (in the original blind as well) applies when she has been on DH since the beginning.

It does, however, apply to MB.

The Missus said...

#2 Garth Brooks...? He was definitely A list when he was a country singer, and he's remarried, plus he's already rumored to be gay, right?

SFG said...

Who in the hell IS Jodie Marsh?!?!

not a famous adrian said...

For #2, how about someone like Rob Thomas? He hit it big for awhile, & there was that whole business about being caught in bed with Tom Cruise.

Dead Kennedy said...

Gavin likes to fuck trannies up the ass. He likes to fuck Gwen up the ass too, but only when she looks like a trannie. Get over it already. He likes mangina.

Dead Kennedy said...

Gavin likes to fuck trannies up the ass. He likes to fuck Gwen up the ass too, but only when she looks like a trannie. Get over it already. He likes mangina.

kat_angel_98 said...

Is it just me, or is it EXTREMELY generous to call Mischa C list? She was on one crap (but mildly popular) show for a couple years about 4 years ago. I don't think that people are taking pictures of her because she's C list. It's just fun to make fun of her.

Lisa said...

#1 is totally Nicolette Sheridan and David Spade.