Thursday, October 30, 2008

Today's Blind Items

I guess this actor is B list, because he was the lead in a popcorn flick. It did not do as well as expected. He really is more of a name than a great actor. When asked about his most recent girlfriend and how they met, our actor came up with about five different stories leading most to speculate he purchased her for the evening. Not so. The reason he is shy about where she came from is she spent six months stalking him. One day he was lonely and invited her in, and now they are inseparable. This won't end well.

47 comments:

Jewels said...

I agree, not well at all...
No clue who this is though...

palealebrew10 said...

James Franco?...at a loss. Glad to see an early blind today!

daniel said...

I was thinking Edward Norton because of HULK but wouldn't he be considered a great actor (at least more an actor than a "name")

daniel said...

I was thinking Edward Norton because of HULK but wouldn't he be considered a great actor (at least more an actor than a "name")

daniel said...

Maybe Shia and the movie would be Eagle Eye?

DNfromMN said...

That's a little scary. It gives stalkers hope, and they really need to be dissuaded not encouraged.

I need more clues. No word that the popcorn flick was this year, or past.

jax said...

hey Luke Perry married the chick that mailed him her bra.
course they're divorced now but...
oh and dont forget KatE had posted of GMD on her walls and look how hap- nevermind.

califblondy said...

Sly married Brigette Nielson after she mailed him naked shots of herself.

If history is any indication Ent is right. This won't end well.

MontanaMarriott said...

This is a Jackie Collins novel just dying to be written

Mooshki said...

Brilliant, I love it!

littlemanwhatnow said...

Jim Sturgess was in that movie 21 and he's not all that famous humm....hellboy 2? vin diesel? shia in Indiana jones?

Emobacca said...

This is your 2nd best blind this year Ent (right after the singer with HIV blind of course)

Princess said...

What about Emile Hirsch? (Speed Racer didn't make the money that they thought it would make!)

Ernestine said...

I don't know, but this is going to give a LOT of dangerous and unnecessary hope to hordes upon hordes of sycophantic stalker-types.

Yaaaay! I'm not famous! Yaaaay!

Grace said...

Wait, one of the best blinds is still that famous singer whose real voice was someone else's who got cancer.

pomme said...

brendan fraser:not good actor,not good movie !

pomme said...

or eddie murphy :"dave" is bad and not good actor!

Norah said...

wow, this really brings the lulz.

Emile Hirsch ftw

captivagrl said...

seth rogen

Lori said...

Sounds like Shia to me.

Monalicious said...

Jesse Metcaff from Desperate Housewives? Wasn't he in some teen movie a while back. Can't remember the name.

Ed said...

Im gonna go with Eddie Murphy or Kevin Bacon. (this blind reminded meof his guest stint on Will and Grace.)

Random said...

who was the singer using someone else's voice? that's a juicy one

BlahFrickinBlah said...

Kevin Bacon has been married forever. So is Eddie Murphy. Seth Rogen has been living with the same chick for years too. I'm on the Emile bus.

fester said...

Kevin Bacon has been married for decades to Kyra Sedgewick.

nunaurbiz said...

If not for the B list status and that the movie didn't do well, I'd say it was either George Clooney or Gerry Butler and MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh, wait, I keep procrastinating stalking them and just lust from afar.......

^..^

Cash said...

This smells like Emile Hirsch to me. And it stinks.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Count me on the Brendan Frasier bandwagon.

Katja said...

I would say Ashton but they are married.

Katja said...

Can't you just see Demi hiding behind a tree spying on him?

c17 said...

Y'all need to think "outside the box". ALL OF YOU have had celeb obsessions - don't lie. Maybe she's one of the few that, while obsessed, truly cares for him & is a "mentally-stable" person. With all the people-shields most celebs have guarding them at all times, I'm guessing she must be pretty normal to gain his trust. 'nuff said.

c17 said...

Other than that, I haven't a clue.

c17 said...

Oh yeah, AND IT"S NOT ME!!ELEVENTY!!1!

sandman said...

i don't have time for this crap, i've got some oprah stalking to do.

Jamie's Girl said...

What the hell is a popcorn flick? Can somebody help me on that.

Emobacca said...

Popcorn flicks are action movies. Basically your summer blockbuster where a lot of shit blows up with little semblance of plot and character development.

DosMundos said...

Leonardo DiCaprio!!

Jillian S. said...

I think Emile Hirsh is really only known for his acting chops (from the indies he's been in) so I really doubt it's him.


I'll guess Hayden Christensen (Jumper) but is Enty sure the stalker is a She?

Was anyone B-List in Cloverfield?

Jamie's Girl said...

No way in hell is Leo a B Lister. Y'all are too funny sometimes. So hope my Gawd, if someone posts Ben Affleck, I'm going to scream. Or laugh!

gillian said...

Does Shia even have a girlfriend? Jeez, you've got to be some kind of lonely (and cheap!) when you ivite the stalker in...

slappywhyte said...

this is an AWESOME blind!

im stumped ... popcorn flick that didnt do well ... Eric Bana, Emile Hirsch, Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Hayden Christensen, The Rock, Ewan McGregor

thats some of my guesses

Bad Fish said...

Hey you guys did anyone see the new NY Post blind item? Its about a certain block buster director, stolen property, and two prostitutes. Either they swiped that from EL or someone involved is incapable of keeping their mouth shut.

Starburst said...

HAHAH the Rock was in Get Smart, lol, but hes not B list right? Doesnt seem like there would be a problem with Emilie Hirch picking up chicks.

Shia bus! :D

Ayesha said...

Funny, I thought Shia right off, too.

Mooshki said...

I'm not a huge fan of Shia, but I think he is a very good actor. And also, it sounds like this is someone closer to C-list, and I think Shia is pushing A-list.

SFG said...

Can't be Hayden Christensen. Rachel Bilson (aka his beard) is in a mag this month talking about how they're still dating. And, for another reason, see my parentheses. :)

Elizabeth said...

I think Emile Hirsh is a great guess...!