Thursday, November 27, 2008

I'm Amazed He Found The Time



So, Gordon Ramsay finally broke down and confessed that he cheated on his wife at least four times with Sarah Symonds. That means it was probably eight times. She also said they had phone sex all of the time with each session lasting about an hour. If you combine that with the rumors running around that Gordon has actually cheated on his wife with four or five different women and he had the same time for all of them, then Gordon was a very busy man. It's no wonder he doesn't spend any time cooking anymore. He has to spend every waking moment taking care of the women he is cheating on his wife with, making sure he isn't caught, pretending he loves his wife, write cookbooks, go on television and be pals with celebrities.

I'm also wondering if Gordon got kicked out of his wife's bed or if he perhaps brought one of his women to the bed he shared with his wife because it seems really strange that the Ramsay's would choose yesterday of all days to throw away a mattress. I mean is that going to be on the top of your list of things to do when your marriage has been thrust into the international spotlight?

And also, Gordon, you are supposed to be smart. I still haven't figured out why he would pick a professional mistress to have an affair with. She has kissed and told before which is how she became famous but you thought she would keep quiet about you. Please. It almost makes me think that subconsciously he wanted to be caught by his wife. He must have known that she would spill it all and she did. Hell she got paid to do it by the tabloids and is trying to get even more out of them now to spill even more dirt.

Meanwhile his wife is all grins and giggles in public. I've talked in the past about how I have hurt people I love and I can't imagine them ever just running out in front of the cameras pretending to be all happy and lighthearted about it. Maybe she is doing it for the kids. I don't know, but either she really is unconcerned or she is one hell of an actress.

14 comments:

Little Blue Pill said...

Maybe they hjave a private open marriage but when his "cheating" became less than discreet she got some kind of payment/restitution and thats why she doesn't care and is happy. Ent I've given up trying to guess the terms and conditions of peoples marriages. They might start out as standard but over time who knows what unique agreements evolve, you know?

Vitriol said...

What about the alleged rumors that he liked a bit of "ladyboy" action too? Then his wife's lottery numbers will really have come up :-)

littleoleme said...

This could be interesting as one of his business partners is his father-in-law. In fact, I believe it was his father-in-law that financially backed him to get him started.

KellyLynn said...

They may have dealt with his indiscretions with this woman a long time ago, or she's content with being married for the sake of the kids.
As far as the affair is concerned, it isn't really that difficult to make a married man stray. Spouses who spend so much time away from home can easily get caught up in attentions from another woman, and phone sex or clandestine meetings just add a pleasurable spark to an otherwise stress-filled schedule. What's tough is keeping a marriage strong.

palealebrew10 said...

with all those women, i'd think he would be able to keep his temper more intact. i can't even watch his show, i would completely lose it if i was one of the aspiring chef contestants. props to them, i guess...

sandman said...

jezass christ, who is in the pic???
wife or mistress?
whichever, she is hot.

Tea Lady said...

Wasn't this a BI?

Bad Fish said...

Four times over seven years? Just a random hook up with no maintenance? Hm. That's not a professional mistress. Its a hooker. She needs to just call it what it is and get the fuck over herself.

X said...

I'm sure she knew. Just like the Beckhams, it's probably more of a business deal than a loving marriage.

Besides, he was a footballer prior to becoming a chef and don't they all cheat? ;)

Amber said...

I've read about this a bit and the Brits seem to be taking this more as a joke than thinking he's a serious cheater.

Turning a blind eye? IDK

captivagrl said...

you never know what arrangement couples have. i think it's clear in this case that his wife is not surprised. pushing the "i'm a real family man" thing just to make a buck has kicked him in the ass though.

captivagrl said...

and PLEASE, no sex tape.

Grace said...

From this website on Nov 5th 2008

Today is more of an update to a blind item. Within the past month or so I think I posted about a celebrity chef who was cheating on his wife. The celebrity chef is known to all of you. Would he be A list? Sure. Definitely. Anyway, the update is that I was unsure who he was cheating with. Turns out it is one of his restaurant employees. Not someone who works with him on television or with his books, but a restaurant employee. This could of course be the reason why he is spending so much time at that particular restaurant lately.

Katja said...

Maybe she is giggling with relief because he didn't have sex with Amy Winehouse or Sienna Miller.

Brits seem to be a randy lot.