Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Justin Long Is The New Scott Baio


I would have never guessed that Justin Long would turn into the latest version of Scott Baio or Wilmer Valderrama, but apparently I was wrong. Justin Long has done the impossible. He has gone from A list to I will f**k anything that walks list. As you may remember Justin was doing the hot and nasty with Drew Barrymore for awhile. When she decided to move on to someone who didn't look 16, Justin went with that B list standby Kirsten Dunst. Apparently he tired of her rather quickly and decided to move down the totem pole to, get this..Wait for it. Tila Tequila. Yes friends you heard me right. According to the NY Post, Justin and Tila flew from LA together and hit Vegas where Justin made Tila give him lap dances while she made out with him.

So, the next time your mind wanders and you are thinking about Justin Long and his boyish looks, you might want to take a second and think to yourself that maybe PC isn't so bad after all. Sure, he is a bit of a dork, wears glasses and has a weight problem, BUT, he hasn't had Tila Tequila's tongue in his mouth. I say that, but honestly can any of us be sure who she has and has not been with? I mean if she goes both ways, then I guess she could do both Mac and PC.

13 comments:

Tea Lady said...

Justin must like bi girls...but Tila Tequila? Yuck. I'm with you Enty! I will never look at Justin the same way again, not that I'm really into younger men anyway...

MontanaMarriott said...

LOL wow, GREAT COMPARISION ENTY
He sure has become the new Scott Baio, but I would never give him A list credentials

jib said...

Dammit he used to be cute - now he's bordering on slimy.

canadachick said...

how DO these no talent people get famous.....used to be you had to be good at 'something' to get known...reality TV has ruined hollywood

Harriet Hellfire said...

I always thought PC was cute. Then again, I did buy a Mac not long ago and I'm hooked.

Tila Tequila annoys me, and so does Justin Long. They can have each other.

Cheryl said...

Man ho alert. Do NOT date this guy.

jax said...

cheryl- that was pretty safe already..lol.

Andy said...

In what alternate universe is that non-talent A-list? Did you not see "Dragon Wars," Ent? He makes Keanu and Sly look like Hopkins and Oliver.

selenakyle said...

Eewww. She looks dirty. Sorry to be mean...

Judi said...

They're both lame. NEXT!

i am a princess, yes i am said...

btw...i believe Enty is saying that he is fucking people on the A list and now the "my legs are open" list, not that he is A list

sandman said...

don't know who he is but this chick has a great body with a smokin ass so i dunno what the problem is & def. better than that other flakey skank barrymore, just not as rich.

shakey said...

Jeepers Creepers!