Tuesday, November 04, 2008
I would have never guessed that Justin Long would turn into the latest version of Scott Baio or Wilmer Valderrama, but apparently I was wrong. Justin Long has done the impossible. He has gone from A list to I will f**k anything that walks list. As you may remember Justin was doing the hot and nasty with Drew Barrymore for awhile. When she decided to move on to someone who didn't look 16, Justin went with that B list standby Kirsten Dunst. Apparently he tired of her rather quickly and decided to move down the totem pole to, get this..Wait for it. Tila Tequila. Yes friends you heard me right. According to the NY Post, Justin and Tila flew from LA together and hit Vegas where Justin made Tila give him lap dances while she made out with him.
So, the next time your mind wanders and you are thinking about Justin Long and his boyish looks, you might want to take a second and think to yourself that maybe PC isn't so bad after all. Sure, he is a bit of a dork, wears glasses and has a weight problem, BUT, he hasn't had Tila Tequila's tongue in his mouth. I say that, but honestly can any of us be sure who she has and has not been with? I mean if she goes both ways, then I guess she could do both Mac and PC.