Friday, December 05, 2008

Ted C Blind Item

There's a relentlessly infamous, many-talented star whose love life has been pretty notorious as of late. And for this reason alone, folks seem to have lost sense of the woman's far more dangerous goings-on: her drug intake. It's huge.

And like many reformed sisters in this chemically enhanced town, our mystery gal has tried to go cold turkey many times before. Never took, of course, even though she screamed to any tabloid that would listen that it did. Is it any wonder, then, that...

Morgan Mayhem is back in action, having advanced from the plain-Jane proclivities of booze and dope and coke? Yep, don't you know it, Morgan's right back where any addict goes, straight down: to smoking crystal meth.

Yikes.

M.M.'s beyond paranoid these days, too (at clubs, online, at events, never at a gig, natch, as the bitch is hardly working anymore), as is a common effect from crystal use. Her bodyguards know the drill, too, as they work double and triple shifts to make sure us commoners don't approach the strung-out babe in public, 'cause they know folks will know the drill once they have an interaction with her.

Too late. Morgan went off on some babes, including some who just happen to dish regularly at the Awful Truth. Bitch couldn't have been more methed out if she was playing Amy Winehouse in some kind of bad Lifetime job.

By the by, a psych teacher who used to work at a cushy, beachy drying-out tank teaches at LMU now. She was doing a whole segment about drugs and how they affect you, etc. She showed a picture of Morgan as an example of physical effects from using meth.

Now that's infamous. Not to mention pathetic, in the most academic sense of the word.

And It Ain't: Ashley Olsen, Whitney Houston, Courtney Love

39 comments:

Mooshki said...

LiLo. Solved long time ago.

team said...

Sounds like Lindsey Lohan.

Mooshki said...

And I'm guessing the side effect is the loss of weight? Her face doesn't show it yet, lucky for her.

canadachick said...

Sad sad sad.....but yah Mooshki explains the weight , the rambling myspace posts.

kris said...

I dunno, I was thinking her face IS starting to look a little funky but maybe cuz of the weight loss...

kris said...

...like her mouth looks different or something...

parissucksliterally said...

he outed MM as Lohan a year ago.....with some very good hints.

Hortencia Willowby said...

You know what's shocking about this BI? Ted C actually wrote something I could comprehend! Thank heavens. Hope he keeps it up.

But, yeah, Lilo.

Mary said...

Ted probably didn't bother with his usual crazy writing because there's no point in confusing people. He would've made up a new moniker if he wanted it vague since it's well known among his readers that Morgan Mayhem is Lindsay.

ECFan said...

Ted must be hard up for BIs if all he can come up with is another story about Lindsay Lohan. Why did he even bother? There was a video a few weeks back fo Lohan at some event Samantha was DJing - she was drinking vodka and appeared to be snorting something ...and was too stupid to realize the security camera caught the whole thing.

And Ted calls THIS a BI? No wonder he's such a hasbeen hack. If this is all the stuff he can come up with, then his days at E! are even fewer than rumors indicate...

Ice Angel said...

Lindsey just mouthed off to a TMZ cameraman the other day saying something to the effect of "Do I LOOK like I've fallen off the wagon?"

If that's true, very sad. I actually feel bad for her. She reminds me of my niece, who has had similar problems. She's too young and pretty to throw her life away on drugs. So very sad.

KellyLynn said...

As has been figured out, MM is Lilo. And again, there's not a lot of hinting here that could tell a person that, other than the previous blind vices.
I used to love Ted's BVs. Sigh.

vamp said...

i know addiction is tough, but how do u start smoking meth? dont these celebs watch intervention?!

Ms. said...

Off topic for a moment. Where's Ernestine? I haven't seen her around in a while.

BlahFrickinBlah said...

This just in!:Lindsay is a junkie. The sky is blue. Water is wet.

Mooshki said...

Ms., Ernestine got both busy at work, and tired of some of the b.s. that was going on in the comments. I miss her. :'(

Katie said...

morgan mayhem was solved years ago to be lindsay.

Ms. said...

Thanks for the update, Mooshki. Do you want to let her know that everyone's been playing nicely since Jax-gate? Maybe then she'll come and post a bit.

Mooshki said...

I'll do that. I think she's burned out though. Hopefully she'll get the CDAN spirit back again someday. :)

ea73 said...

MM is definitely Lindsey Lohan.
She deserves to lose it all (and seems to be in the process of it,) but why is she called out so often on this when SO many others in Hollywood do the same stuff?

Harriet Hellfire said...

I had heard these rumours about LiLo but was not convinced until I saw the "coloured president" interview.

DNfromMN said...

I know it's Lindsay, but I like to use the obvious ones to help me solve the less obviouse ones.

I get what LiLo has in common with Ashley Olson (child star), and kinda see Courtney Love (trainwreck), but what does she have in common with Whitney Houston?!

Audrey said...

I have thought for awhile MM is Lindsay, but the one adjective Ted uses for MM (albeit hyphenated) is "many-talented". What talents, other than mediocre acting does she have?

Mooshki said...

Audrey, well, she doesn't really have other "talents," but she has released an album, and I think is doing another one, so I guess she'd count as an actress/singer?

DN, I figured Whitney was in there for the whole syllable nonsense he does. Plus, and actress/singer?

not a famous adrian said...

I guess being that she is not taking in too much money anymore, the meth is a cheap substitute for the more expensive drugs she previously used.

Mary said...

Relationship to Whitney - very wholesome image prior to addiction derailing a successful career? Whitney was obviously much older before she went downhill and had a very well established career, but she always had a conservative America's sweetheart thing going. LiLo was the family friendly Disney girl who got lots of praise for her acting chops and everyone thought would make a huge crossover into mainstream acting.

not a famous adrian said...

wasn't there also supposed to be something about Bobby Brown's son hooking up with Lindsey, or did I imagine that?

Gillybean said...

Well, we all know that MM = LL but am I the only one that actually feels bad about this one? I read the Morgan Mayhem and Crystal Meth bit and actually said "Oh, no!" out loud. Now, I'm not the biggest Lindsay fan but doesn't this pretty much put the cork in her demise?

I'd call this "sad smut". :(

Ms. Hathaway said...

besides Morgan is her middle name

Sexecution said...

It's no secret that Ted says it Lilo. She falsely uses Morgan as a middle name on MANY occasions.

If you are an alcoholic, you don't go to bars, or anywhere alcohol is served.

We've all seen photos where Lindsay handed off a drink to someone for a photo op.

She's not fooling anyone which is why she has no jobs, and unless it's a z-list film, will not work again in the states.

With her enabling family, enabling lover and mags like People who are enablers - she's going to go down the same path and go down in flames.

A child actor who couldn't cut it in adult film situations. It's like watching an animal who fell into the tar pits. A slow and painful death. Very sad but she had several chances to pull it together and she'd rather get high. Good night and good bye, Linds.

MrsLuna said...

I think the relation to the And It Ain'ts is in their names:

~first names all end with the same sound and a y; AshlEY, WhitnEY, CourtnEY--LindsaY

~last names on Olson and Houston end with N and Love has the same beginning sound as Lohan

Geez...not sure who has more time on their hands...me or Ted. ;)

Ace Tomato said...

How foul would meth taste if you had meth smoke in your mouth? Holy crap. Might as well grab a bottle of Night Train and snuggle up to a paper bag in a gutter.

linnea said...

Well, as interesting as this blind is (or sad, depending on how you look at it..) I just got really interested in what Jax-gate was! Please do tell! :)

Also, Mrs Luna, I love it! Ted should hire you to make sure all his blinds are phonetically coherent...

3brad3 said...

If you listen closely you can hear the countdown to PORN TAPE RELEASE in FIVE...four...three...two...

Or perhaps it's just the 8-ball rolling death rattle of her once luminous career?

Oddly enough I caught an airing of the old classic "Valley Of The Dolls" on Dish the other night. Still so apropos today (or more-so). Lohan as "Neely" when she got blitzed in SF, slept with a strange "john", caught the clap (again), and OD'd all after mocking Sharon Tate/Jennifer's spiral into pornos. Compare THAT crap to today!

Amy Crackhouse?
Lindsay Ma'Organ Blohan?
Mischa Barfton?
Britney Spears My Eyes?
Any of the "Hills" Douchetards?
And 99% of Hip-Hop and Pop Stars?

Isn't it ironic how the no-talent cannon-fodder of the "Industry of Cool" is self-destructing? Next thing ya know, only folks with TALENT will be successful (and US Weekly, Kneepads, Star, etc. will all be bankrupt as Enty becomes the new Kenneth Anger!!)lol.

And to think...we saw it all.

Just like the fall of the Kennedys and Camelot. Like the "Day The Music Died" when we lost Buddy, Richie, and the Bopper. Or when River Phoenix left us tragically, or when John Lennon was shot.

Okay...sorry. It's truly no comparison. None whatsoEVER.

Today's situ is more akin to "herd thinning" and natural selection in evolution. You live by the Internet celeb machine - you die by it too. Gotta love THAT! It's OUR power folks. WE are the Roman Senate judging these wannabe Gladiators!

Meanwhile? I love our big, dysfunctional, retarded family here at CDAN. You guys rock, always make me smile, and our proud Papa Enty is the best in H'Wood! Three cheers for Enty! He's like a cross between Oscar Wilde, Walter Winchell...and HUGGY BEAR!! Woo-hoo! lol.

Happiness, safety, and love to all of you this Christmas and holiday season.

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classalpha said...

... GET OVER *it*...likely *this is* (once again)... BRITTANY ANNE MURPHY BERTOLOTTI. She 'JUST' *signed on* to "appear in" some insipid/"Em"sidious Lifetime channel *flick*... Google *it* up.

... I wonder where She "gets" Her METH now... w/ no more *PR flaks* left obliged to "score" for Her... likely She's having Her *drug-addicted psuedo-"friends"* in the "Em"dustry "do so"... or perhaps Her *FAKE/FONY/FRAUDULENT BLACKMAILING/"Em"bezzling SKUM-jack "husband"* "scores" *mef* whenever *he* goes to Her "bank" then RAPES and PILLAGES whatever's "left" in Her ever-d"Em"inishing "account"...


... BAAAAAAAAA...

Mooshki said...

"I love our big, dysfunctional, retarded family here at CDAN."

HEE!

Linnea, Enty had lunch with Jax when he visited her town for the weekend. A bunch of people got really jealous of her (understandably so!) and then said nasty vicious things to her (not understandable at all!).

BlackseatDriver said...

Ahem..not to start this up all over again, but JAX brought it on herself. What started off as as playful teasing from some of the readers, turned into a flamefest started by Jax herself...which also brought out again..that Jax posts under more than one avatar...for dubious reasons at best.. Hope this clears things up for you....

linnea said...

thanks, both of you - and now, that i have received my answer, for gods sake lets bury that hatchet again! For I would hate to be responsible for bringing on jaxgate 2 - this time, its personal...!