Amy's Fling - Apparently Amy Winehouse has decided that since Blaaaake is in jail, any guy or girl she decides to have sex with is just all for fun. Therefore she will fight to keep her man. She told The Sun that she won't ever let Blaaaaaaake divorce her because they are perfect for each other. He is the male version of Amy she says. Uh huh.
Kelly Arrested - Kelly Osbourne was arrested for slapping a female reporter after the reporter implied that Kelly's boyfriend/future husband was an idiot because he didn't know what an earthquake is. Kelly took exception to it and slapped the woman. Kelly was later arrested for assault. I don't condone violence, but what did the reporter expect? Did she think Kelly would just laugh and they would go off and share a drink together? I think the reporter did it so she would get some kind of reaction from Kelly and another story.
Courtney Love Is A Matchmaker - No, she doesn't sit around her house chopping up little sticks and dipping them in match juice. OK, so it's probably sulphur or some other kind of chemical, but I think match juice sounds better. Anyway, Courtney thinks Frances should only date British guys and so has been trying to set up The Bean with Robert Pattinson. Yeah, it is always good to set up your 16 year old kid with a 22 year old.