Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Today's Blind Items

I guess older teenagers couldn't be found. This B list actress from a hit network drama and A list name recognition has been telling everyone that her latest boytoy is 21. To her closest friends she has admitted he is actually 19. This despite the fact she is in her late 30's. It probably wouldn't be an issue except for the fact that she knows that he is actually only 17. Oh, and to make it extremely cliche he is her pool boy and not a guy about to graduate from college as she has told everyone else.

55 comments:

Mooshki said...

Kate Walsh. (I kid!)

pomme said...

jennifer aniston because mayer is the only for paparazies!

Anotheramy said...

The anorexic one from Desperate housewives! What is her name???!!!

pomme said...

it's the same woman over 35 who fuck with young guys in a blind item of last year!

jw12 said...

Teri Hatcher?

ambernyc said...

Hatchetface Sheridan

Ed said...

Anna Orvitz from Ugly Betty?

Sylvia said...

If it's the one from Desperate Housewives the only one there that can pass for her 30s is Eva Longoria. The others are way over 40.

AnonMom said...

teri hatcher

NYC2008 said...

EWWWWWW

twunty mcslore said...

Maybe someone from ER or one of those CSI shows?

Dee said...

This is random, but what about Shannen Doherty? I'm blanking on other late 30s TV actresses with A list recognition who are single. Not sure if the new 90210 is a hit, though...

califblondy said...

I'd take the pool boy over the college boy any day. Better tan.

Late 30's Tery and Nic? That's funny.

Vis said...

Whoever it is should probably be arrested if he's seventeen.

SkittleKitty said...

He said a drama. Both Desperate and Ugly Betty are comedies (really, or so I'm told)....

Anyone on Grey's qualify?

palealebrew10 said...

Is Greys a "hit" though, still? Ha, it would be hilarious if it was Katherine Heigl but she's married and I think that piece of information would have been included.

What about someone form House?

Kara said...

17 isn't illegal everywhere. That being said, while I am looking forward to cougar-dom, that's really young.

kanonymous said...

This is someone who has been with younger guys before. That's why it says "latest boytoy."

I don't think it's Eva Longoria because he would probably write that she is married. Same with Ana Ortiz, who is also pregnant. I don't think it is Teri Hatcher because she really isn't known to have boytoys. Same with Shannen Doherty and Nicolette Sheridan (who just broke up with Michael Bolton who is older than her).

Can anyone list the current network dramas? That would help.

ms snarky said...

oh Brenda, our Brenda. I'm going with Shannon D. This is so her.

mr. ray said...

Kara..."cougar-dom"...F-U-N-N-Y!!

Green Wave Gal said...

Maura Tierney?

kanonymous said...

Sandra Oh? She is 37 and dated Andrew Featherston. Not sure how old he is, but he looks younger than her. I just can't see this being her though.

amster said...

Jillian Michaels from the The Biggest Loser. If anyone says thats not a drama and she isn't an actress has NOT watched it. I haven't seen so much drama and overacting in my life. However, I think she is only about 35 now. (I'm kidding anyway, mostly). Drama's aren't really my thing so I can't think of anyone.

Tea Lady said...

I don't think Desperate Housewives or Ugly Betty would be considered a hit network drama, they are comedies. So probably Grey's or a CSI show is a good lead. What about Smallville or Heroes or Lost?

Tea Lady said...

amster, if Enty had said the boytoy is a girltoy, I might believe Jillian. But I think she plays for the home team...

amster said...

@Tea Lady

I had no idea. I have pretty good gaydar for guys, but not so much for the the gals.

yellow said...

Top 4, one hour long shows in the money making A18-39 demo by Network:
ABC:
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES ---- GREY’S ANATOMY ---- BROTHERS & SISTERS ---- PRIVATE PRACTICE
CBS
CSI ---- CRIMINAL MINDS ---- CSI: MIAMI ---- THE MENTALIST
CW
SMALLVILLE ---- GOSSIP GIRL ---- ONE TREE HILL ---- 90210
FOX
HOUSE ---- 24 ---- FRINGE ---- BONES
NBC
HEROES ---- LAW AND ORDER:SVU ---- E.R. ---- CHUCK

The problem is that Ent had no idea yesterday that UB wasn't a hit since mid-season last year. So does he know what is a hit in the current times?

Kate Walsh actually fits Ent's B-list definition, PP is only in the 2nd year, and one gossip rag had a blurb about the 26yr old she did in the Bahamas over the Xmas holidays. It would make this one the new boy toy. She has A-list name recognition, with the Cadillac ads, and all, except she is 41.

Other women in fitting the age range don't have A-list name recognition, and the ones that have fall outside the age range, either to young or too old.

shoe addict said...

i got it

Christina applegate
late 30s check
b list actress with A list recognition
samantha who is a hit and keeps getting noms

she fits but i dont believe she would do this...uggh
who else is on her level

amster said...

I don't think 'Sammantha Who' is a drama. I also don't think Christina would be doing anything with 17 yr old after having a double mastectomy.

yellow said...

Samantha who? is a 30 minute comedy. And Samanthe who? is not a hit. It has critical acclaim, but ABC didn't even order a full season for it, only 19 episodes.

Pookie said...

ooooooooh...i think Dee and Ms. Snarky are on to something w/ the brenda guess! *jumps on bandwagon*

kathryn said...

I'm on the Shannon Daugherty bandwagon, even though she's not a series regular, she's still associated with the show. I think the sentance "i guess no older teenagers could be found" was snarky because she works on set with 18 and 19 year olds...

Vis said...

17 is illegal if the age spread is big enough. I seriously, never want to see another outraged post when the sexes are reversed. If this was a 17 year old girl and older guy you would pulling your mini van moral majority bullshit as you always do... double standard much?

kanonymous said...

How about Kelly Rutherford?

Char said...

Kelly Rutherford is pregnant, and in the middle of a high-profile divorce case where all the juicy details seem to be getting exposed. Pretty sure her ex would bring it up if she was sleeping with a 17 year old since it would help his custody case.

And 17 is not illegal everywhere, regardless of age. It is illegal in California, but not in New York where 17 is the age of consent. (I had to google this to make this argument). It's also above the age of consent in Canada. Not sure where any other of these shows might be filmed...

That being said, yah it's pretty gross. I'm only in my late 20s and I would still see a 17 year old boy as a child. Disturbing.

Katja said...

I keep thinking of Bill & Ted.
"Dude!"

c17 said...

As a female who is dating a dude 10 yrs. younger, I'm getting a kick out of these comments.

Other than that...I got nothin'. Carry on.

bramblewitch said...

c17
I married a dude 11 years younger 24 years ago. The scandal! ;) yes, we're still together

Princess Buttercup said...

bramblewich it is not really the age difference so much as the fact that the male in this blind may not be at the age of consent. My grandmother's husband is only a few years older than my mother and they are madly in love but when they got together he was in his 30s or older NOT 17.

bramblewitch said...

Princess Buttercup,
I hear ya...

Jennifer said...

I'm sticking with Sandra Oh....

Dan said...

I just think it's funny that it's her pool boy... who the f has a pool boy anyway???

yellow said...

Sandra Oh definitely has the right age, and the right show. She seems to have the business recognition, but A-list name recognition? Only in her wildest dreams.
Besides, Ent said she was a friend way back in 2006, so unless he is pretty appalled by the situation, OTH, her being a friend could explain the over inflated name recognition status.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Seventeen is not illegal. Immoral maybe, but not illegal.

Ace Tomato said...

17 + late 30's is a 20 year age spread.

Eh, why not? I doubt she's seeing him for his intellectual stimulation. No clue who it is though. I don't know my tv stars (except Moose A. Moose & Zee)

Princess Buttercup said...

Sue Ellen Mishkey...Like Char said: Seventeen is illegal if you are in California and 11 other states but legal in NY and 37 others + DC. It depends where they are living.

Assuming this is really current, and that she has an outdoor pool, I am thinking California rather than NY? But those are a lot of assumptions.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

P.Buttercup:

I am Canadian and the age of consent here is fourteen.I know nothing about age of consent laws of America.

Though you are right about all the assumptions.

Princess Buttercup said...

Sue Ellen - I didn't know all the ages of consent either, I had to look them up. I know a few (such as Louisiana due to the JLS pregnancy) but certainly not for every state!

Also it looks like it was raised from 14 to 16 in Canada in 2008 so get rid of that 14 year old boyfriend ;)

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I got rid of him when I was 14

whoami said...

Sandra Oh.

ms snarky said...

I'm sticking with Brenda. the girl is awesome, in such awful ways.

flanny said...

What about Evangeline Lilly? She's in today's randoms...

Grace said...

Oooh, the new bagel boy of the decade...

Anotheramy said...

Damn, even if I move to Canada I cant have my 14 year old boyfriend!

Ok seriously, someone is probably dating someone very young, and the gossip is hes 17. I hope whomever it is, it having the time of their life with a hot young looking 25 year old. YEEE HAAA you go girl!

Hervana said...

Blokes ( I have been told ) hit their prime at about 17...from there on it's all downhill. Women however, hit theirs after 30. Given this biological conundrum I can't really get too much of a fuss up about this one. I'll bet the pool-boy who's shtupping the famous actress ain't complaining.