Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Today's Blind Items

I guess older teenagers couldn't be found. This B list actress from a hit network drama and A list name recognition has been telling everyone that her latest boytoy is 21. To her closest friends she has admitted he is actually 19. This despite the fact she is in her late 30's. It probably wouldn't be an issue except for the fact that she knows that he is actually only 17. Oh, and to make it extremely cliche he is her pool boy and not a guy about to graduate from college as she has told everyone else.

55 comments:

Mooshki said...

Kate Walsh. (I kid!)

pomme said...

jennifer aniston because mayer is the only for paparazies!

Anotheramy said...

The anorexic one from Desperate housewives! What is her name???!!!

pomme said...

it's the same woman over 35 who fuck with young guys in a blind item of last year!

jw12 said...

Teri Hatcher?

ambernyc said...

Hatchetface Sheridan

Ed said...

Anna Orvitz from Ugly Betty?

Sylvia said...

If it's the one from Desperate Housewives the only one there that can pass for her 30s is Eva Longoria. The others are way over 40.

AnonMom said...

teri hatcher

NYC2008 said...

EWWWWWW

twunty mcslore said...

Maybe someone from ER or one of those CSI shows?

Dee said...

This is random, but what about Shannen Doherty? I'm blanking on other late 30s TV actresses with A list recognition who are single. Not sure if the new 90210 is a hit, though...

califblondy said...

I'd take the pool boy over the college boy any day. Better tan.

Late 30's Tery and Nic? That's funny.

Vis said...

Whoever it is should probably be arrested if he's seventeen.

SkittleKitty said...

He said a drama. Both Desperate and Ugly Betty are comedies (really, or so I'm told)....

Anyone on Grey's qualify?

palealebrew10 said...

Is Greys a "hit" though, still? Ha, it would be hilarious if it was Katherine Heigl but she's married and I think that piece of information would have been included.

What about someone form House?

Kara said...

17 isn't illegal everywhere. That being said, while I am looking forward to cougar-dom, that's really young.

kanonymous said...

This is someone who has been with younger guys before. That's why it says "latest boytoy."

I don't think it's Eva Longoria because he would probably write that she is married. Same with Ana Ortiz, who is also pregnant. I don't think it is Teri Hatcher because she really isn't known to have boytoys. Same with Shannen Doherty and Nicolette Sheridan (who just broke up with Michael Bolton who is older than her).

Can anyone list the current network dramas? That would help.