Friday, January 30, 2009

Is Scuba Diver A Profession?


Pamela Anderson has found new love at her trailer park. According to US Weekly, Pamela has found a guy named Jamie Padgett at her trailer park and is totally in love. "She is more in love than I have ever seen her before," said a source. Yeah, I wonder if this source knows how many times Pamela has been in love or lust or just whatever else it is Pamela does with guys.

Pamela, if you will recall moved to the trailer park while her Malibu house was being remodeled. Now if she would only get a little remodeling done to herself. OK. That was in bad taste. It is obvious she has been remodeled extensively and whoever did the remodeling has done their best but it just has not been good enough.

So, what does Pam's new love do to make ends meet? He is a scuba diver. Yeah, I know you can go scuba diving and that there are professional divers who make a good living, but the article just says he is a scuba diver. I don't know how exactly you make a living just going for dives. It sounds to me like maybe he is either a professional beach bum and landed the golden ticket in Pamela Anderson or that someone got the story wrong and he makes a living teaching scuba diving or is a professional diver.

Either way, according to the source, Jamie is "a totally moral, nice, normal guy." Uh huh. That is why he finds Pam's innocence and morality so comforting. It's like one of those new blankets with sleeves.

19 comments:

mooshki said...

"It's like one of those new blankets with sleeves."

LMAO!!!

Sinjin said...

Perhaps he's the scuba guy who feeds the fishies at the aquarium fishy feeding show. LOL

Unknown said...

Now he has a nice big pair of water wings if his life vest fails in inflate...

califblondy said...

I bet Kid Rock and Tommy Lee are doing the happy dance right now.

lmnop123 said...

Wow true trailer trash. I remember when she was the cat's meow during her Bay Watch days.

I wonder who's the current "chosen one" that will take Pam's place as the king/queen of disgusting trailer trash in 10 years?

Today's treasure is tomorrow's trash.

LOL

lutefisk said...

I could use a Snuggie right about now.

canadachick said...

not on my dollar - too obvious...LINDSAY or MILEY

lmnop123 said...

canadachick my money is on Lindsay as she's already halfway there. LOL

Anonymous said...

lol@NOMD

I can't stand this skank plus the others that we all know lol.

Maja With a J said...

I totally want one of those blankets with sleeves.

lutefisk said...

Harriet, if we act now we can get 2 for the price of 1, plus shipping & handling. I'm in!

lmnop123 said...

canadachick and sylvia what these people need to realize is that we are a society who loves their little treasures but we also have short attention spans and are not very loyal or committed so no one is safe.

"Hollywood's Royalty" might want to take a snapshot of Pam then and now and memorize it.

bubs said...

Ahahahaha, "the blankets with sleeves." Ahahaha!!! I laugh my ass off every time I see that commercial.

I figure I'll get one of those blankets and that motorized chair that goes up and down the stairs and I'll never have to move again.

Unknown said...

"Now if she would only get a little remodeling done to herself. OK. That was in bad taste. It is obvious she has been remodeled extensively and whoever did the remodeling has done their best but it just has not been good enough."

Pretty sure that there is nothing left to remodel and it's comdemned at this point. Girl is straight up haggard. I'd normally feel bad saying that, but it's common knowledge that she's done it to herself.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

They would sell more of those Snuggies if they would include a free Shamwow with it instead of a booklight.

Unknown said...

Scuba diver can be a profession.

It's like asking "Is blogging a profession?"...

mooshki said...

Dave, it can be, but there are only 8 actual professional bloggers in the US. It's a fact - I looked it up on the internet.

Goodgrief said...

I am so glad Billy Mays doesn't hawk the sunggie. That would seriously ruin it for me.

bionic bunny! said...

he COULD be a pro... depends where he lives. he might work for the oil rigs, or do underwater welding.
i SUSPECT, however, he's a professional treasure hunter. those guys are pros and deep divers are a special breed. they use nitrous oxide for the super deep dives, and you know what happens if you ascend too quickly. a bad case of the bends can leave you with severe brain damage or even kill you.
my point being *severe brain damage*.
sounds like a match made in heaven, if that's the case!

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