Thursday, January 29, 2009

James Tupper Is In No Rush To Divorce His Wife


James Tupper may be in a relationship with Anne Heche and Anne may be expecting their first child together soon, but that doesn't mean James is in any kind of hurry to get divorced. In fact, according to Star Magazine, he is doing such a good job of doing it slowly that Anne is starting to turn into the Anne we know and love. The Anne who makes everyone run away and taking their offspring with them.

It has been almost two years since the divorce petition was filed in Tupper's marriage but it really hasn't moved very far. To me there is a reason for that other than fighting with the ex. It means that he is having second thoughts about Anne or that he is really enjoying the tax benefits of being married to his ex. Anne wants him to hurry and get divorced so that way when she gives birth, the headlines all won't mention the fact that he is still married which they will. I mean come on. Who doesn't want to include that in the headline. And when they break up in a few months all of the headlines will mention he is married.

And when she finds another guy a few months after that and gets pregnant, it will mention that she previously had a baby with a married man. I could go on with this all day.

12 comments:

twunty mcslore said...

Maybe the crazy is starting to come out again...and he had an 'uh oh' moment.
If that's the case, it's a little late since he knocked her up.

Lucy said...

It may not be like that.. My husband and I have been separated for 4 years now.. Don't even have the paperwork filed.. He has lived with another woman for 3 1/2 of those years and I myself am very happy with my single life and would never get back together with my ex.. but.. I'm in no rush to get divorced at all.. and no not for the taxes.. I file as single.. just not a big deal i guess.. i'm in no rush to ever get married again though I'm all for a long term serious relationship. :P

he could be the same way :)

califblondy said...

She needs to go back to Fresno.

Pookie said...

poor Celestia.

Anonymous said...

lol@pookie

libby said...

Despite her perhaps genuine mental health issues, I would like to sing a song to Anne about "Instant Karma."

Besides the screwing a married man, I really feel like she faked it with Ellen to promote herself. She was quite a big star for that minute. I dunno, I always thought Ellen got played, and felt bad for her. Maybe I'm wrong.

selenakyle said...

Never seen the show, but that dude is hot!

Was he ever in FFF?

Goodgrief said...

No, I just checked FFF and no James Tupper. However going back in time I found the week I was on vacation and had to read the breastfeeding debate regarding Kelly Rutherford. It was hilarious. That was my laugh for the day.

ElsieFire said...

@libby:

It was widely circulated that Steve Martin wrote the Heather Graham part in Bowfinger based on his experience with Anne.

This was right after she dumped him and latched onto Ellen.

It is a brilliant slam. Love Steve. Last truly good movie Eddie Murphy was in too.

lmnop123 said...

Somebody needs to tell Anne, he's just not that into you.

mooshki said...

"It was widely circulated that Steve Martin wrote the Heather Graham part in Bowfinger based on his experience with Anne."

Ooh, interesting!!! I LOVE that movie.

bionic bunny! said...

agree with the ellen comments. what was really sad is that ellen dipped in the public appeal at that time, too.
so YAY! for ellen, and let's hope this crazy gets here come uppence.

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