Friday, February 13, 2009

Four For Friday

#1 & #2 - This A list country singer who is not known for her pleasant, charming personality despite at one time being America's favorite gets a little mean when she drinks. OK, more than a little. In fact, she got so drunk at one birthday party that she began yelling and screaming at her guests and the guests of her then boyfriend who is a celebrity in his own right. Most of the guests decided to leave but she did keep the presents.

#3 - This female singer is always in the spotlight no matter what she chooses to try and sing. If we went by singing talent alone she would probably be a B at best but I wouldn't argue if you called her a C. Sings a few different styles of music. Anyway, she has had the same boyfriend for awhile now, but everytime she visits him she still cannot get into the elevator by herself and remember what floor he lives on or how to coordinate the key card needed for the elevator with the the pressing of the button for the floor. If she has a drink or two, forget it. It could be 15 minutes. Now, when security sees her coming they just walk her to the elevator and do it themselves.

#4 - This actress is B list. Movies all the way. Never done television. Academy Award nominated/winner. Makes a big production about being a vegetarian and animal rights but at the same time sends her assistant out for Burger King at least twice a week to bring her back a Double Whopper. I know. A double? She must puke it all back up right?

71 comments:

Wilder said...

Easy- jessica #3

smooches said...

1. Shania
3. Jessica

That's all i have...

Kisha said...

1. Carrie Underwood
3. Jessica Simpson
4. Gwyneth Paltrow

shazzzba said...

PLEASE LET #4 BE GWYNETH ...SHE IS SO VERY FULL OF SHIT..

Dave said...

#4 Natalie Portman?

Majik said...

OMG....gifts on Friday!!

1. Carrie Underwood
2. Mike Fisher
3. Jessica Simpson--brings the lols
4. Natalie Portman

Those were so easy! I luvs ya Enty!

surfer said...

1 & 2 - Carrie Underwood & Travis Stork

3 - Jessica Simpson

4 - too many candidates to pick from

deliahstar said...

I would say #1 and #2 as Carrie Underwood & Tony Romo with #3 as Jessica Simpson, but I think Enty would have said #3 currently dates #2 ... or maybe that would make all three all too obvious?

Paisley said...

If #1 is Carrie Underwood, this is a really old blind. Her birthday is in March.

pomme said...

1&2# i don't know country singers!
3#totally jessica simpson
4# very gwyneth palthrow!

Cosi said...

#1 Carrie Underwood

#2 Jessica Simpson

#3 so Gwennie I love it!

poster_child said...

Not a fan of Gwyneth, but she is definitely not B list. A list, all the way.

1. Carrie Underwood
3. Jessica Simpson
4. Natalie Portman

Ed said...

1. Reba? the way this is worded makes me think that its an older singer

3. Jessica was the fist one to pop into my head.

4. All of them? Fishsticks Paltrow

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Heh heh heh.... #4 couldn't be more obvious even if my click wheel DIDN'T enable me to scroll down one item with the flick of a finger... :)

poster_child said...

Oh, and read the post about Gwyneth below. She claims that she eats cornish hens....so not really a vegetarian.

lutefisk said...

yes, #3 has to be Jessica.
Alicia Silverstone for #4.

pomme said...

for 4#,i also think about Charlize Theron because finally i can't imagine Gwyneth eat a Double Whopper! Charlize Theron:2 nominations and 1 win and Peta girl(never wears fur)

Cali Girl said...

I'm on board with:
1. Carrie Underwood
2. Tony Romo
3. Jessica
4. Gwyneth

i have to admit, i really enjoyed nick and jessica on the newlyweds - yeah, she was dumb, but in a ditzy, funny kind of way - can you ever forget the whole, "I didn't know buffalo had wings?" conversation. But this BI is really sad if it's her.

pomme said...

to lukefisk,Alicia Silverstone isn't B list(more C list)and she never win or nominated Oscar!

lutefisk said...

oops--I thought she would fit otherwise1

Lindsey said...

#3 can't be Jessica. Tony bought a house a while back which he now shares with Jess. It was all over the tabloids a while back that she is redcorating the entire place for him. This blind talks about an apartment in a highrise.

Tug said...

1 & 2 - What about Jewel & Ty Murray? Didn't she used to be America's Sweetheart?

3. Jessica

4. Gwyneth

Jennifer said...

#4 is Kim Basinger.

Jennifer said...

#4 is Kim Basinger.

Kendel said...

#1 Definitely Carrie Underwood

AnonMom said...

Wow. These are awesome.

Beth said...

1. OBVIOUSLY Carrie Underwood. Known to be a bitch and treat people around her like crap, and the "being America's favorite" is a total tip to her winning American Idol. #2 "celebrity in his own right" has to be Tony Romo. Or Chace Crawford but Enty would have said "actor" if it was Chace (who is rumored to be gay anyway).

3. Obviously Jessica Simpson. Damn she's dumb.

4. could be any number of people. Doubt it's Paltrow cause she eats fish & chicken, not a vegetarian. She just doesn't eat red meat. But it's gotta be someone skinny with the last line alluding to bulemia.

Erin said...

#4 can't be Alicia Silverstone or Charlize Theron. They both did TV. "Miss Match" and "Arrested Development."

I agree with Gwyneth. Her micro/macrobiotic BS is enough to make me ralph.

I had thought Jessica Simpson and John Mayer for #1 & #2, but #3 is so obviously her.

Char said...

Carrie Underwood was dating Tony Romo at the time of her birthday in 2007.

Dijea said...

1. Carrie Underwood
2. Tony Romo
3. Jessica Simpson
4. ???????

rummer said...

1. Underwood/Romo
3. Jessica Simpson
4. Paltrow. Natialie Portman has never won an Oscar.

Judi said...

#1. CUnderwood
#3 JSimpson - it may be an old blind.
#4 Don't know. It's hard to find a vegetarian actress who has not done tv.

wineaux said...
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Linda Manz said...

#4 is Renee Z

alexajetset said...

#3 has to be Jessica Simpson.
#4 is not Gwyneth Paltrow. She's on a pbs series about food where she tours Spain with Mario Batali and eats plenty of meat (just not beef) in front of the camera. I'm not saying she ain't annoying, just that this one ain't her.

jbeebs said...

#4 Natalie Portman was nominated for an Oscar in 2004 for supporting actress for Closer.

bionic bunny! said...

@ surfer-
carrie and travis broke up a couple of months ago. enty posted it, we all made jokes about "carrie storke" (still think he should have gone into obstetrics or peds).

both 1, 3, & 4 have bells going off in my head, but i can't seem to put my finger on them (and probably wouldn't want too, lol)!

shoe addict said...

carrie underwood
tony romo
jessica
natalie portman

Lyndsey,
it could be tony romo for the condo.
celebs have more than one home.
the house
that jessica is decorating is in dallas. I get the feeling that the condo would be in LA

kathryn said...

1. carrie underwood
2. chace crawford
3. jessica simpson
4. hopefully goopy gwen

Dianne said...

1. Can't be Carrie Underwood/Tony Romo. The only birthday they celebrated was back in March 2007 and he came to Nashville. These were her friends and the "hint" lists he had guests, well that didn't happen..he didn't have any of his friends there. She wouldn't get drunk in front of her mother either, and she was at the party. Her mother wouldn't have put up with her yelling either. She never celebrated her birthday with Chace or Travis or even Fisher.

3. Jessica Simpson if Tony had his condo anymore.

4. Renee Z

flicketyflack13 said...

You guys got sucked in by the America's favorite phrase but #1 can't be Carrie Underwood. She had already broken up with Chace Crawford before her 2008 birthday. Tony Romo was there for her 2007 birthday party but so was Underwood's mom (there's photographic proof). There wasn't much drinking by anybody. The only loud noises were Romo's very bad karaoke singing. And Romo's the first celeb Underwood's been linked to.

But I think ENTY's talking about someone who's older. Instead of Jessica for #3 could it be Jessica for #1? She's A list although not as a country singer.

B626 said...

I agree with Diane on the #3 Jessica Simpson,
IF Tony R. is still keeping a condo on the side.
Jessica has a nice voice
but is repeatedly forgetting
the lyrics to her own songs,in front of a lotta people.

surfer said...

hey bunny,

I know Travis is old news, so that's why I thought it was him when Enty said her "then boyfriend" and "celebrity in his own right" - he was on the Bachelor and has a TV show on now. And it also says at "one birthday party," not most recent, so that got me thinking that this blind doesn't have to be all that recent. And the only thing that implies that it was HER party is in the last line, where it says she did keep the presents.

I could be waaay off, as most peeps seem to think otherwise.

Anyway, sometimes these blinds can be interpreted in so many different ways.

Cooper's Mom said...

I agree with the Carrie, jessica guesses and the first name that popped into my head for 4 was Charlize Theron...

flicketyflack13 said...

surfer: ENTY also refers to "her guests," so that's more to imply it was her birthday party. Anyway I just looked it up and Travis Stork's birthday is also in March. They weren't together back then. It's moot because the presents line clearly means it was her birthday and that means it can't be Carrie.

I still think this could be a pre-Tony Romo Jessica blind because there's been a lot of talk about Jessica's drinking.

stiffkittens said...

Oh Jessica, you dumb fuck...lol

Anon said...

I can think of only one Academy award nominated/winning actress who hasn't done tv and claims to be a vegetarian: Natalie Portman. (Kate Winslet, Kim Basinger, Anne Hathaway, and
Naomi Watts have all done tv, and Gwennie eats meat....well, some meat, anyway.)

wineaux said...

does SNL count for tv? NEVER done tv - as in NEVER? and also...portman has done a bunch of stuff on tv, most of it just not in english.

SO, out with goopy (see below) she loves fowl!

and out with portman....next?

caralw said...

Guys, people can have more than one birthday party, so it could be Carrie. Maybe one "official" one with the Mom and one unofficial one with friends. She wouldn't be the first to have more than one celebration, nor the last. Just sayin.'

caralw said...

Or it could have been an "after" party. ;-)

Jamie's Girl said...

I'm a geezer so I went straight to Lorrie Morgan the coke whore, for number !.

jujuree said...

#1 is Faith Hill

Charlene said...

Paltrow may eat weird food but I agree she isn't 4, because she isn't a vegetarian. Her Valentine Day's menu includes oysters and Cornish game hen.

I'm not sure why she thinks anyone should give a shit about her Valentine's Day menu.

Hervana said...

Charlene, what are you thinking? EVERYone should give a shit about what Gwyn is feeding that dull fuck of a husband on valentines, it's of international importance, specially with things in the world as they, you know, are so think on, missy!
Molten chocolate cakes sound pretty good in these troubled times, non?

kanonymous said...

"despite at one time being America's favorite"

This leads me to believe #1 is someone who's been around longer than Carrie Underwood.

kanonymous said...

jujuree, #1 has a boyfriend, not a husband. Faith Hill has been married for a long long time.

white lorelei said...

kanonymous -- Carrie was "America's favorite" when she won American Idol. Nice play on words.

She's kind of a serial dater, so it could be any of many guys who have their own Wikipedia page!

muccimooch333 said...

You would think that Tony Romo would find himself a gorgeous, non-famous person...you know, someone normal that does not have ego issues, like Underwood and Simpson. My guess is that Romo's next girlfriend is "normal".

Suzanne said...

1. & 2. Faith Hill & Tim McGraw -- She used to be America's sweetheart in the late 90s, it says her "Then boyfriend" (now husband), but she fell out of grace when everyone saw her being a beeotch when Carrie Underwood won.

3. I'm not sure about this one but I don't think this is Jessica -- she has only sung two types of music (pop and country) -- not a "few" and she has a decent voice, furthermore, Tony lives in a house, not a highrise.

4. I guess this could be Gwyneth -- maybe this is ignorant of me, but I didn't know they had Burger King in England though.

Bebedog said...

I agree with Jamie's Girl. I think this is Lorrie Morgan. She was very popular at one time, she had a lot of sympathy after her husband, Keith Whitley, died from alcholism. She then dated Troy Aikman, then quarterback for Dallas and she has been known to be a booze hound and drug whore. I don't think it's Carrie, sounds like an older one to me.

white lorelei said...

How about Charleze Theron for #4? She's semi-vegetarian (doesn't make a big production about it, I don't think), but she has gone loud for the whole animal rights thing.

caralw said...

The reason I think it's Carrie U is that Enty has hinted several times that she's not as nice as her superficial image suggests. That, combined with once America's favorite (when America voted her to be Idol), kind of seals the deal for me.

ea73 said...

While Gwyneth Paltrow is (or says she is, at any rate) into the whole macrobiotic way of life, she IS NOT and DOES NOT CLAIM TO BE vegetarian; nor does she ever, EVER come close to being pro-animal rights. That elitist douche would strap newly killed and stripped kitten carcasses to her bony body if a top named designer told her to do it.
Just saying.

FluffyElmo said...

Here is PETAs list of sexiest vegetarians and neither Paltrow nor Charlize Theron are on it. May not mean much but if Charlize was promoting herself as a vegetarian I'd expect to see here there?
http://www.peta.org/feat_sexiest_vegetarians_alive.asp

I think this would move Natalie Portman into the lead, though a quick look through the list also turned up Anne Hathaway who is nominated this year and would fit the description.

not on my dollar said...

I don't think #4 is Anne Hathaway. She just became a vegetarian after her boyfriend went to jail and I've only heard her mention it once. So correct me if I'm wrong but she hasn't "made a big production about being a vegetarian and animal rights".

Kimberly said...

To the person who asked: Yes, there ARE Burger Kings throughout the UK, but #4 is not Gwyneth Paltrow. She has NEVER claimed to be a vegeterian. Even when she was Macrobiotic, she still ate fish and wore fur and leather.

Kate Winslet never claimed to veggie either and I know for a fact she is not because she was a regular at a health food store I used to work at.

peppermint p said...

with regards to the confused veg in number 4... i have sympathy... i have been so sure of my veg status in the past i would have bet you $10,000 that i wouldnt ever eat meat again... another time i would have bet you $10,000 i wouldnt eat cooked food again... but sh!t happens and my body gets weak... the minute you start working out your body needs a ton of protein, and it is hard to combine and get that from veggies and i go back on the meat even though i hate the thought of slaughter and flies and cows eating feces... but i need to have some energy... and it takes so much energy to combine beans and tofu and other tasteless crap to get what your body needs... so i could totally see someone in the public eye taking a stand when they really meant it... and then wishing they had not... desperately craving meat... christ, its better than drugs by a land slide... really... i think with all the sins out there, this is nothing... unless it was that D list bitch pam anderson that drags the canadian name thru the mud... i could see that whore throwing a party with kentucky fried chicken as the main course... ugh... coke batter KFC for the cow with the fake udders

Ayesha said...

How can Jessica Simpson not remember what FLOOR Tony lives on? She must be on drugs. Seriously.

Or, she's playing the helpless blonde thing just so she can have people waiting on her hand and foot. Which PISSES me off. I despise all kinds of incompetence, but faked incompetence is the worst.

Karen said...

What about Madonna for #4? As an actress she is definitely B list, if not lower. Any Oscars for soundtrack anywhere in her history?

Georgeann said...

Number one is so obviously Carrie Underwood it's ridiculous. There's no such thing as photographic proof that something DIDN'T happen. Just because she's not screaming like a drunken idiot in every photo taken of her that night, doesn't mean it didn't happen that night or possibly another birthday celebration night that year. Enty literally spoon fed us the blind.
That said, Carrie Underwood is a major bitch.

jujuree said...

kananymous, for #1 it says "then boyfriend." Tim McGraw is a "now" husband who, at one time, was Faith's boyfriend.

The use of "then" to me implies there's still something "now." Tony Romo isn't anything to Carrie Underwood now.

Faith has won America's Choice Awards and has a rep for being short tempered as she demonstrated on-camera when Carrie beat her out for an award. In other words, trumped by the new America's favorite. Nice play on words and history in this item.