Friday, March 27, 2009

Ted C Blind Item

That's right, hons, it's a Twilight-style Blind Vice just for the those special cast and crewmembers who read them religiously! See, we've just discovered that our naughty Vices are a particularly favorite pastime on those foggy Twilight sets, which is just too ironic—as this one's all about a brokenhearted Twilight honey!

So get ready, you Twi-Twits. This week the Vice stuff is all about one castmember who's found herself in a romantically dangerous spot. Is there really ever any other kind?

Twyla Babe-Sucker is a gorge young gal who has suddenly stumbled upon all this damn fame. She's dizzy from it. Who friggin' wouldn't be? But it's so tough for this thick-haired beauty to handle herself, the spotlight and a man. Especially when temptation is lurking literally right around the corner:

TBS has had quite the rocky relationship with another dude, who's not a member of the megafranchise. It's been very hot-cold, even though the Cupid troubles have completely flown under the press's radar (save for mine). And this guy is pretty recognizable, too.

Either way, it's caused our poor babe angst 'cause so many games are being played with her head. Since the relaysh status has constantly been up in the air, it's hard to tell if either of them can really move on—especially when she's getting her makeup done, or what have you, and there's a very, very hunky, scruffy and studly guy who keeps giving her mixed signals, constantly coming up and hugging her. So intensely, too.

And you know that kind of body language I'm talkin' about, don't you? Classically angsty, Twilight-style lovemaking—hold me supertight (for hours), but that's it, stop there, nothing more...for now.

Truly Mormon kinda masochistic fooling around. In other words: Let's just torture ourselves for now and not give in to what we really want to do, which is to totally bone each other until Twilight isn't hauling in any more money!

So what's a girl to do? I say it's time to split from the current on-again, off-again guy and find yourself the real deal, babe. Like, maybe the affectionate hottie who's filming right next to you?

And it Ain't: Dakota Fanning, Noot Seear, Nikki Reed

25 comments:

Mooshki said...

K.Stew and ??? Ted's actually kind of funny for a change!

Goodgrief said...

Is it Kristen Stewart and Ted all but said her name? Don't know the guy.

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sunnyside1213 said...

At the Awful Truth, they are guessing Ashley and Jackson, but aren't they a couple? How about Kristen and Kellen?

gossipmonger01 said...

Kristen and Taylor...I have seen pics of them together and supposively they are good friends. Obvi cant be Rob with anyone since he's head over heals for me ;)!!!!

whole_lotto _luv said...

I'll guess Elizabeth Reasor, just because she's probably the only castmember of Twilight who has been in a TBS series.

Share said...

This is totally Kristen, her actor BF, Michael something(?) and Rob.

Goodgrief said...

Then we have this quote from Rob today.Forget where it came from. What woman wouldn't want that?? Seriously, I don't see the attraction. Anyway here is the quote.

"I don't really see the point in washing your hair. If you don't care if your hair's clean or not then why would you wash it? It's like, I don't clean my apartment ’cause I don't care. I have my apartment for sleeping in and I have my hair for just, you know, hanging out on my head. I don't care if it's clean or not."

silenttype said...

Could someone tell me in English what the blind is? I never read more than 2 sentences of his stuff because the style is annoying. Also, is his stuff true or does he just make things up?

kanonymous said...

Boring! Who cares?

Gayla said...

"This week the Vice stuff is all about one castmember who's found herself in a romantically dangerous spot. Is there really ever any other kind?"

Yeah, the closeted gay kind.

Honestly I am so glad that this ISN'T about yet another actor suppressing his sexuality that I'm completely willing to overlook the fact that the blind is rather dull and not really blind-worthy at all. Maybe in time he'll remember to write about that crazy lady who wrote her cats' names on separate litter boxes b/c she thinks they can tell the difference.

littleoleme said...

My eyeballs almost fell out of my head by sentence three. Man I hate his writing style.

Mooshki said...

Silenttype, he says that a Twilight chick is dating a jackass co-star, but should be dating her nice co-star instead.

It's probably a combination - some of Ted's stuff is true, some isn't.

david said...

mooshki - i read it as her having a somewhat known boyfriend (not necessarily co-star) who isn't treating her all that well and getting very close to a costar who is a much nicer guy.

Nature Girl said...

This actress "has had quite the rocky relationship with another dude, who's not a member of the megafranchise."

But she's totally into one of her male co-stars and should just dump her boyfriend once and for all.

christine said...

Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. They've known each other for years. Kellan loves giving hugs. Ashley has said herself she has thick hair.

jagerlilly said...

Nikki and Robert hooked up during the first Twilight, they're old news. I'm going with Rachel Lafevre and Kellan Lutz.

Anonymous said...

Nikki and Robert hooked up huh?

so i hope then enty's blind reveal from last year about them being brother and sister isn't true after all.....

Anonymous said...

I hope its Rachel Leferve and Kellan Lutz...they would be too cute together. But I wouldn't be surprised if its Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner

Anonymous said...

Anon...he didn't say they were brother and sister...just that they played brother and sister on screen

Aileen said...

i thought it was rachelle lefevre (pardon my spelling, too lazy to imdb right now). she's dating a guy from The Tudors.

Mooshki said...

Thanks, David, I shouldn't try to translate unless I'm willing to read it more carefully. :)

Starburst said...

Kristin Stewarts dating Michael Angarano, but I don't think hes recognizable at all unless you've seen Sky High...

Anonymous said...

Ashley Greene casually dates Chace Crawford. I'll go with Kellan Lutz or that Jasper dude for the nice co-star. God, I must be bored to comment on a Twilight blind item.

Cooper's Mom said...

This is def def Kristen S and Rob P. How could it not be? obvious yes, but it's not like it reveals anything too scandalous, does it? Oooh, girl fancies boy! Big fucking deal, that's why this moron who writes these rediculous blinds practically gives it away.

Also Lainey has been going on forever (and ever, boring!) aabout how these two are hot and horny for each other...