Friday, September 04, 2009

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which married media figure was more than a little flushed when he called in a plumber to unblock a lavatory? The loo is near a bedroom he uses to woo women and the plumber fished out 25 condoms. We're sure the bloke had an innocent explanation for his wife...

17 comments:

vitazza said...

It would be funnier if his wife actually had something to do with the abundance of condoms in the lavatory as well ;)!! Both getting a lil something on the side!

The Northman said...

@vitazza LOL That would be funny if he looked at the 25 and thought, 'Wait a minute, I only flushed 6 of these...what the hell??!'

vitazza said...

Yeah, Suppose they each lost count!
How do you bring that question up at the dinner table??...lol...So, the plumber came by and it seems we have a bit of a "blockage"!! "Raises Eyebrows"

The Northman said...

LOL! Awkward..'Honey, can you pass me the carrots, uh why did you have 19 condoms blocking our loo?' To which the wife replies, 'Only 19? Oh, the ones from yesterday DID go down then!' LMAO!!

procrastination101 said...
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procrastination101 said...

how stupid is he that he didn't know you can't flush condoms?

The Northman said...

Uh... you can (so I've heard) but at least use common sense and maybe flush them individually.

procrastination101 said...

well...um...i've never heard good things about flushing them!

RagDoll said...

The dude who is married to the Marchesa designer..Georgina Chapman is her name? Her husband. He's a pretty big producer whose name escapes me at the moment. Too lazy to Google.

james said...

Has to be a Brit. Loo, bloke...I don't know, Jonathan Ross?

The Northman said...

I liked Piers Morgan for this, but alas, according to the wiki god he was divorced last year.

ardleigh said...

Russel Brand is prob. so jealous.

lutefisk said...

I give him some credit for actually using the condoms.

Dorinda said...

Gotta be Rupert Murdock...or Ted Turner...or Summer Redstone.

Dorinda said...

Gotta be Rupert Murdock...or Ted Turner...or Summer Redstone.

procrastination101 said...

I like the rupert murdoch guess.

J said...

do u honestly see rupert murdoch getting it up? and i doubt his wife cares much...