Friday, January 22, 2010

Blaaaaaaaaaaake Likes Teenage Transsexuals Who Dress Like Amy



In one of my favorite stories of the day, it turns out that Blaaaaaaaaaaake has a thing for transsexuals. Well at least ones who are willing to dress up like Amy Winehouse. 17 year old Mia McHugh is a pre-op transsexual who had a fling with Blaaake after meeting him on Facebook. Within 24 hours after making contact, Blaaaaake was already spending the big bucks and took Mia to a no tell motel where he discovered that Mia was still a male despite her fake breasts. Blaaaaake said it didn't matter and that he loved her and even told Amy that he was dating a man.

Blaaaaaaake's people said this is all a bunch of garbage and that Blaaaaaaaake only met Mia once and not for a string of dates. They didn't deny the sex thing though or the fact that Mia likes dressing up like Amy Winehouse.

18 comments:

BigMama said...

Now THAT is funny! I can't wait to read Michael K's reaction!

Ms Cool said...

Mia's waaaaaaay better looking than Amy Winehouse.

Momster said...

Michael K calls her "Amy Wienerhouse". I almost peed my pants.

selenakyle said...

Blake, now starring in the remake of The Crying Game!

And take that octopus off yer head, dude.

Gyahh.

angie said...

if only Amy looked this good.

sunnyside1213 said...

So Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake thought the tranny was a girl until they went to the motel? I am confused.

Sylvia said...

I wouldn't doubt it that Blake did Mia lol.

MontanaMarriott said...

I wouldn't let that walking cesspool of std's near me this trannie is crazy lol

Jingle Belle said...

I cringe when I hear about a "teenage transexual". I was just told of a tragic case where a young (16) year old female thought she wanted to be male and started taking testosterone, grew chest hair and had issues with certain lower body parts. When she finely came of age she realized that she actually wanted to be woman, what she thought was a desire to be a man was just teenage angst, but the testosterone had done irreversable changes (without major surgery)to her body.

So people, if you feel you may be a transexual, please, please, please get some good counselling before you make any changes.

That being said...Blake? Ew.

Pookie said...

whatever happened to blake's baby momma?

lutefisk said...

Maybe Mia was hoping to get enough money to complete her change? Why else would she let him touch her?

ardleigh said...

If I was Amy I'd be DEPRESSED. The tranny is WAY better looking then Amy. Yikes!

Tara said...

Ugh, that photoshopped top picture scared me! But, (s)he has nice hair!

kimmypie1 said...

nice photoshop in the top pic,ha

Merlin D. Bear said...

Ewwww.
Not to the transexual, but to the thought of actually consummating a physical relationship with Blaaaaaaaake!
Goodyear doesn't make a rubber strong enough to allow that!

Renee said...

Jingle Belle,
I think you have to get counseling in order to get the hormones to become the opposite sex.

Mooshki said...

Renee, you can order them on the internet, though. :( A lot of people who can't afford to see doctors do that.

cher said...

she is taking a big risk being with him with all the drugs involved he probably shares needles.