Wednesday, January 20, 2010

John Mayer Has Advice For Tiger And Thinks About Jennifer Aniston


I got the feeling when I was reading John Mayer's interview in Rolling Stone that there was a little bit of honesty mixed in with a whole lot of martyrdom and also some feigned rejections and a great deal of BS. The honesty is that he likes one of his older albums better than his new one. Although, I could say he was just being crafty. Why? Because instead of just plugging his new album he got to mention two albums. No one ever said the guy was an idiot.

He throws in some Jennifer Aniston gossip because he knows that is what everyone will be interested in reading. He says he thinks about her all the time and that the breakup or his relationship was the worst time of his life. He is never really clear to which he is referring. He does say he is the a-hole in the relationship. John says he spends most of his days smoking pot and getting rejected by women at clubs. Umm, Jon Gosselin gets laid everytime he walks into a club so I doubt John Mayer really ever hears the word no. But, it makes him look humble and probably makes women want to make sure they tell him they would never say no.

He says he wants to find someone forever. I wish he would so I wouldn't have to see him as much. Oh, and he says that Tiger should have masturbated more because it would have kept him out of trouble. Yeah, but then he wouldn't have played golf as well. Cramps and hair all over his palms you know.

35 comments:

Emobacca said...

I know a ton of people hate him because of him being the biggest man slut on the planet but I always find him amusing. Good dude with a fun personality.

MISCH said...

HE IS SUCH A PIG....HATE A MAN WHO TALKS ABOUT 'HIS' WOMEN...

Sporky said...

Do they address his horrendous "O" face when he sings?

He's SUCH an ass goblin. Ugh.

Anonymous said...

i LOVE his music/guitar. i cannot stand his persona/ego.

tallulah b said...

Hm.. On 4.20 last year he wrote that he had quit smoking pot. I wonder if he was lying then, or if something made him pick it up again.

He sure is douchetastic, nevertheless.

Treesap-Covered Lady, the Humanist said...

I can forgive him anything since he used to dress up in a bear costume to heckle his fans by dissing himself before his concerts.

He has a longstanding pattern of treating women poorly, which is why I find it amusing when ladies get upset when his behavior doesn’t change to accommodate their wishes. Look, chickie, you bought a burger with a side of VD, not a bacon wrapped filet mignon.

Anonymous said...

I have always thought he was funny when I've seen him on TV. Not my favorite music, though.

MnGddess said...

I agree - he's a man slut but the women allow him to be, you know? They know what they're getting into.

I personally think that him and GOOPy would make a fa-HAB-bu-lous couple.

Tigercat said...

Every time this guy gets press it pisses me off. He'll basically doing anything for attention. These girl "problems" are mere fabrications, yet another manipulation to further JM's push for celebrity. Still he manages to get everyone to write about him. Especially on a slow goss day like today. Sigh. He's such a waste of time and not even remotely interesting.

parissucksliterally said...

douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche!

Amit! said...

He seems like a douchetard of the highest proportions, he does.

But if I had the chance, I highly doubt I'd turn him down.

Just sayin'.

canadachick said...

well if he's promoting an album and Jenn's promoting a movie so i predict reconciliation (YAWN)

jadetoo said...

I try to have a problem with his assholery, but I just can't for some reason. I don't have to date him, so, he's okay in my book.

karen said...

He was on a popular German tv show a few days ago and he behaved like a total asshat. The German host wanted to have a funny conversation with him and he pretended to not get the questions and it was really awkward to watch. Arschloch!

MCH said...

He's really funny but definitely skeezy at the same time. He's exactly the type of guy I would have gone for in college! Jen A is an idiot if she ever gets back together with him...for PR or whatever.

0 said...

I read the tidbits of it that Michael K posted over on dlisted, and Mayer just comes off as an arrogant douchebag imo. Sure he can be humorous, but he's still a giant self-absorbed, classless prick.

Angie said...

the guy is funny and he's got some damn fine music...and I sure as hell wouldn't kick him out of bed.

jax said...

i have such a love/hate for this asshat. he amuses the fuck outta me AND i want to kick him in the nuts at the same time.

RocketQueen said...

That's enough John Mayer.

califblondy said...

I love his music, I can't help it.

There's something so interesting about him, yet, he creeps me out too.

At times I think he's funny as hell and then I think he's just an ass.

I've had husbands like that...

sunnyside1213 said...

I really didn't need the visual of him masturbating all day.

Momster said...

He looks high in that photo.

looserdude said...

Mayer may be a sleaze, I don't know, but he is intelligent and witty so that a huge plus over all those Hollywood deadheads who can't say anything that wasn't scripted for them in advance.

ellapetal said...

@mngddess - you, my friend are a genius!

I agree with Jax, he's witty and intelligent and talented and an asshat and a douchewaffle.

I struggle with my Mayer feelings. He's like cigarettes - I know they are awful and smelly and will KILL me...but I reeeeeaaaalllly like them.

Maja With a J said...

I wonder if him and Michael Buble have ever hung out, and if so, did they get along or did it turn into a huge douchefight?

selenakyle said...

This idiot's face grosses me out, but the body is looking pretty hot in that pic.

Hey--he must be a good lay cuz it's not that face alone getting him the poo-swah.

chopchop said...

I don't get this guy. He's ugly. He's an asshole. His music both sucks and blows. I can't stand to hear his stupid singing voice; it's like nails on a chalkboard. Why does he get press? Why do people like him? I truly do not get it.

I don't "get" the Black Eyed Peas either so I guess I'm just painfully uncool.

TinselSass said...

RE: f said...

douchetastic

Funniest new word. First time I've read/heard it. Thanks!

skeeball said...

@chopchop~sucks and blows! that had me laughing so hard I had to minimize my screen quickly so I don't get caught by my boss!! LOL HA~larious!!

FoxyLoxy said...

You know I can't help thinking he's probably what most male celebs are actually, secretly like, he's just more public about it...

Lioness70 said...

Does it look like he's fantasizing about someone giving him head?

ardleighstreet said...

The man is just classless bore. He tends to nauseate me. I'd be telling him no.

figgy said...

Y'know what? He's not married. So he has every right in the world to be a total manwhore, to fuck every woman he meets and every man too if he has the urge.

I see nothing wrong with a man (or woman) knowing that he's just not ready for marriage--and maybe never will want to be married.

If only Tiger had done the same.

Elle said...

I've met him. Saw him play live (he is AMAZING on the guitar) and then hung out with him after because a friend of a friend knows him. He just sat and got stoned and really, he had nothing to say. He seemed really vacant and sort of empty. I think he has a 'persona' like Beyonce/Sasha Fierce and Mariah and Bianca or whoever hers is and he uses it to promote himself but honestly, he seems kinda 'meh' in person.

Luvtheblinds said...

ewwww...he gives me the creeps

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