Friday, February 26, 2010

Random Photos Part One

Four parts today.

Martha Stewart in South Africa. Maybe it is the angle or the camera ficus, but Martha looks like she got some work done.
Speaking of work done, I am shocked that Nicole Kidman can smile that big. Of course someone could have just frozen her smile like that.
Nicole Richie and Sparrow in Paris. With that sepia tone and big glasses it kind of looks like a picture from the 60's.
This is the woman responsible for Jessica Simpson singing These Boots Are Made For Walkin'. Nancy Sinatra.
A reader sent in this photo of her and her husband in Whistler Village.
Rachael Ray with her typical fake smile for when she is near her husband.
I say throw a snowboard under her feet and let Susan Boyle compete in the next Winter Games.
Shanna Moakler is scary.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant. I wonder if it was Zach or Slater.
Snooki gets an eyeful of Wendy Williams' breasts.

29 comments:

captivagrl said...

looks like kidman is sporting giant dentures.

Ms Cool said...

Martha has had a bunch of facial plastic surgery or botox or whatever it is that makes you like twice at a person whose face isn't moving normally. I noticed it at least 2 years ago on her show.

sickle said...

so does this confirm that blind about the chef sleeping with john mayer and talking about it in a restaurant?
everyone thought it was rachael ray i believe...

really love the nicole richie photo

RocketQueen said...

Snooki has dropped a fair bit of weight. She looks a lot more classy with that hair and that outfit than when I've seen her in the past.

I know I'm probably in the minority, but I like Martha. That woman has serious strength.

Mooshki said...

Nicole, I promised I would like you again if you went back to being a redhead, so you are officially back in my good graces. :)

I love the reader photo!

Rachel Ray blind reveal?

Kelly Kapowski was very sweet on 'HGTV Design Star.'

Mooshki said...

LOL, just caught the "camera ficus" typo. Now I am going to be paranoid that my office plant is recording me!

parissucksliterally said...

I still crack up when i think of Nicole Kidman saying she only uses sunscreen and has never had any work done. Lady, you have a completely different face than you did in 1990. what a fucking joke!

selenakyle said...

Every time I see Wendy Williams on TV the quote goes through my head, "That's a man, man."

Rachael and hubby could be brother and sister in this pic.

john said...

Scottish housing estates never look good (in photos or in person) as is evidenced by that photo of SuBo. Everything is grey and depressing looking. Her bag kind of jazzes it all up though.

Lauren said...

I love Tiffany Theissen because she seems to be very sweet, and she was lovely on the Design Star episode.

She has been okay'ed to be my husbands freebie. This decision made him very, very happy.

chestnut-red said...

The picture of Nicole and Harlow is so cute.

Nicole K looks pretty good here too.

That last pic is very strange looking. Wendy looks like she'd topple over if Snooki wasn't there to hold her up. BTW, Snooki looks a lot better without all the make up and her signature "poof".

chestnut-red said...

Oops! I mean Nicole and Sparrow are so cute in that pic.

Leah said...

The Nicole/Sparrow photo looks like a magazine cover from the 60's. Is she going for a First Lady look?
Whatever it is, I like it!

figgy said...

Style points to Susan Boyle for the cute boots.

figgy said...

@RocketQueen, I adore Martha too! I think she's a classic case of being called a bitch because she's a woman, whereas if she were a man she'd be "tough" and admired.

ny emerald said...

Tiffany Theissen is gorgeous. Classic beauty. Plus she has a real smile - you can see it in her eyes. Unlike RR. That's gotta be the blind reveal, btw.

RocketQueen said...

@figgy - exactly. I work in an environment of stockbrokers and was so upset when she went to jail for what she did. Insider trading happens EVERY DAY by more people than anyone realizes. They made an example of her and it was bullshit.

white lorelei said...

Martha Stewart is incredibly photogenic. I used to work with a woman who, when you saw her up close, had a lot of lines and bags and all that stuff, but put her in front of a camera and it all just disappeared with the lights and the way the camera captured her. It was amazing.

Although I've never seen her in person, it's always been my hunch that this is Martha's luck as well. I don't think she'd get work done. I could be wrong, but I think it's mostly just how well she photographs.

chopchop said...

Snooki looks like Christina Aguilera in that photo. Just add red lipstick.

Shoeaddict said...

white lorelei- and I'm the total opposite... the camera is not my friend at all!!

MadLyb said...

Snooki is so cute, I want to put her in my pocket. I love that pic of Nicole and Harlow - those shoes! Martha Stewart is one of my favs. I used to watch her show many years ago, and I'm so not the homemaker type. She's a wonderful woman. And she has Chows! I have one and she's enough to handle, never mind 3. Well, now it's down to one, I guess. :(

Lana's Blog said...

I heart Martha.

That's actually the best photo of Nicole Kidman that I've seen in a long time.

Not sure what Nicole Ritchie is still in the spotlight for, but she really is very stylish and attractive. I guess that's enough these days.

Robert said...

parissucksliterally: It seems like plastic surgery and cocaine use in Hollywood are exactly the same--most people do it and it's obvious when you do it, but the SOP is to deny it, no matter how ludicrous the denial may be.

E. DuBois said...

I hear you Lana - I don't get WTH Nicole Richie is still famous for. Actually, scratch that, I do - but it is too depressing to contemplate.

I used to love Nicole Kidman, then Cate Blanchett stole my heart and then Nicole tore her face up. Sad. But she looks better her than I've seen her a quite some time. But I'm afraid the love has gone...

MCH said...

I always thought it was complete BS that Martha had to serve time when like other posters have said, that happens ALL the time. And yet other people who have done far worse crimes are allowed to walk free.
I think Martha is a genius!

I wondered the same thing @sickle

Snookie does look thinner there...WW is a giant compared to her little short self.

bionic bunny! said...

LOL @ mooshki, that typo had me thinking the same thing!

NOT a martha fan, and i do think she's a bitch, have read multiple stories about her awfulness.
but i also feel she got a raw deal. just because i personally don't like her, doesn't mean she was was a threat needing to be locked up.

Lisa (original) said...

I will always appreciate Shanna Moakler giving Parasite Hilton a gold old fashion beatdown.

Choice said...

Have to agree with the first post. They do indeed look like dentures in Lady Kidman's mouth. Who remembers when she was all gums? Now she even has an extra lip too!
http://nicole-kidman-journey.blogspot.com/

Diane said...

God bless Susan Boyle -- she warms my heart every time I see her.

Martha Stewart, OTOH -- what a complete bitch! One of the top origins of evil in the world. Alexis must have a heaping helping of inner strength in her not to have turned out a sociopathic serial killer with a mom like that.

But back to sweetness and light -- ahhh, Susan Boyle....