Thursday, February 25, 2010

Welcome To Married Life Kevin Jonas



Kevin Jonas is learning all about marriage and is learning it while people are watching. On Valentine's Day, Kevin and his new wife Danielle Deleasa were out grocery shopping. Seems like a normal Sunday activity. I mean after he called to check in on his brothers and made sure their purity rings were all looking their Sunday best you might as well go grocery shopping. Well, Danielle was apparently ticked off they were grocery shopping on Valentine's Day. Kevin being a guy saw nothing wrong with it and sometime in the future might join the legions of men who stop by a grocery store, 7-11, or gas station on the way home from work to find just that special present that says I love you. As someone who has lived through countless marriages I recommend looking for a gas station that is offering a free box of candy and a car wash with fill up. Sweet deal!

Apparently Danielle decided to lecture Kevin right there in the grocery store about what was an acceptable activity on Valentine's Day. This was their first one as a married couple too. Shouldn't this be a time when they are filled with happiness and love?

35 comments:

MISCH said...

AND SHE COULDN'T SHOP ON HER OWN, JUST HAD TO DRAG HIM WITH HER....
THIS WILL NOT LAST..

captivagrl said...

pms?

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jess said...

So he thought that because they are now married and he already slept with her there's no more room for romance. And why do you wanna yell at a grocery store?

angelina said...

Making Valentine's Day to be bigger than it should be will only leave you disappointed--last I checked she got married in a CASTLE, with her over-two-carats ring...I'd still be flying high off that

sandman said...

i bet he wishes he was the gay brother right about now.

Anonymous said...

Grow up, girlie.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

This is why you shouldn't get married really young(mostly, I know some work out, but that is probably the minority)

Cheryl said...

She was probably upset that she didn't have a servant to do the shopping for her.

selenakyle said...

Yes, sham marriages rarely do last.

Linnea said...

i know that i am swedish and therefore cold blooded and all, but i would have to pretty f-ing pissed at someone before I yelled at them in public. Especially if I or the other person was famous, and I knew it would get out - that would make me be very very nice while people are around...

Patty said...

As someone who got married young (23), I have to say she is being an unrealistic BITCH! Get over it. Last I checked, Valentine's Day is 24 hours. So you spend 1 hour in the store. You were together, and that is what matters. Geez, my husband and I consider being able to grocery shop together an actual date and enjoy our time alone and away from the kids.

Tempestuous Grape said...

I swear that's a Duff sister!

Lothar said...

She shouldn't complain. In about a year or so, she will have half his stuff and never have to work again.

selenakyle said...

I never get anything for V Day, and could not care less.

My husband surprises me later in the month or some other time in the Spring just out of the blue, which is so much more exciting and appreciated!

Better than doing it because the Hallmark Holdays are so obligatory and expected of the poor men.

RocketQueen said...

@angelina - I think that's the problem. After a wedding like that, she's probably got sky-high expectations.

I don't know if this is a "sham" marriage. I just think Kevin is a little lost. He wants to have sex with a woman and needed to be married to do that (in his mind)- but whether or not it was the right thing to do will remain to be seen.

chihuahuense said...

lol@ all these comments. Freakin hilarious

Meg said...

When I read this I thought, Oh well maybe they are cooking dinner in for V-Day, which could be nice.

If she was pissed about not doing anything seems like she would have mentioned this BEFORE they got to the grocery store.

Maja With a J said...

*LOL* Poor guy. It wouldn't surprise me if he had asked her what she wanted for Valentine's and she said "oh, nothing", thinking that he would still come up with some romantic surprise for her. But, him being a guy, probably took that "nothing" to mean just that. He will learn in time what it takes to be married to a goddamn princess.

Ms Cool said...

Oh for heaven's sake - are you allowed to pee on Valentine's Day? I'd be super happy if anyone would join me in the grocery shopping and I don't care what day it is.

audrey said...

Valentine's day should be erased from the calendar. A day filled with such high expectations of love and romance from the guy who usually sits in the recliner burping and farting in tune to the music they play during hockey games intermissions isn't going to be pretty.

Princess Pine said...

So he got what he wanted and now no special treatment, yawn

PotPourri said...

Oh wow, this whole story is 9 kinds of wrong! I may have to have 5 posts for this.

First, Grocery Shopping for Young Married Couples is a DATE!

Second, You've been married, what, 2 months?

Third, He's the FAMOUS ONE who married a Nothing Dipshit!

PotPourri said...

Fourth, When you pick up the FUCKING TAB, You can decide what you do on VD!

Fifth, Bitches with a Free Ride need to STFU!

Sixth, you are a Dead Ugly Ringer for Haylie Duff.

PotPourri said...

I have to stop or I'm going to have a stroke!

Kiradris said...

That horse face should be damn grateful to snag a wealthy celeb in the first place. What a whiny c*nt.

HannahPalindrome said...

I always say...stay single in your 20's!

Get married in your 30's!

MnGddess said...

OK if you put her, Vienna (winner of this year's Bachelor), and Hayley Duff in a row, you couldn't tell who's who.

Kara said...

Geez. I've never heard of the rule that you can't do anything remotely "chore-like" on valentines. God forbid he has to work next valentine's day or something.


Isn't this the chick that texted the whole time on her honeymoon? THAT'S acceptable? Phoning your friends during your honeymoon???

dlc said...

Weird. My boyfriend went to watch an OSU game at the bar with some friends for valentine's day. He thought I'd be mad. I had to assure him later on multiple DAYS that I was in no way mad - we had dinner that night, I got flowers, happy me - we did NOT have to spend the entire day together. I had stuff to do!

Unknown said...

This past Valentine's Day my husband and I went to the grocery store together and then to Starbucks. And then we went home and has leftovers. Life is not a romance novel.

timebob said...

these girls marry these musicians thinking life is gonna be a Disney movie fantasy everyday.

Danielle, you got the money be happy with that. Well until it runs out and it will.

Then you will have to go back to your old day job of bob cuts. You got married cuase Jonas boy wanted to get a little of the sexy times on his hang low. The thrill must be gone.

Mango said...

I can hear the p-whip cracking all the way over here...

Selock said...

Awww, poor Kevsies. That'll learn him (too little too late).

Unknown said...

Wow, it was just an argument that nosy people eavesdropped on. We have no idea what their relationship is really like. They probably worked it out and enjoyed the rest of the night. They are young, they will learn. One public "lecture" doesn't make her a stone cold bitch or serve as evidence that he should run for the hills.

Also to all you perfect wives out there talking about what she is doing wrong - Awesome! Glad to know you have never lectured or argued with your husbands. Happy to know you are experts at how to be married to a famous person. Overjoyed that you never had a disappointing Valentine's Day in your early twenties. (Schadenfreude is a hell of a drug.)

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