Friday, February 26, 2010

A Tila Tequila Garage Sale


Apparently Tila Tequila has once again decided to give up Twitter. That will probably last about three days. In addition she is moving back to Texas for the next few months so she and the baby can rest. Not to fear though. She will be back. “Once I come back it’s going to be huge,” Tila said. “All your questions about who the father is, am I really pregnant, how far along am I, am I getting married? Maybe I’ll answer all your questions when I get back.”

My guess is that she will never leave because they just don't have paps in Texas like they do in LA. But, if she does decide to actually leave she wants to get some cash to help with the trip. How? By having a garage sale. “I’m going to have an open house Tila Tequila garage sale! You are all welcome to walk around and look at things. I’m going to leave a bunch of dresses behind, I’m going to leave these couches behind, shoes and even random things that you might like, like panties or whatever.”

Yeah, that is just what I need. A pair of Tila Tequila panties. She and Bret Michaels need to do a show. Skeeze Of Love.

23 comments:

tallulah b said...

What? I thought she had a miscarriage! No? Who is the father this time? Michael Jackson?

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Tila's got bigger problems than moving to Texas and having a garage sale. Bloggers are trying to bring her down, F.B.I style.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Is this to finance rehab and an Octomom pregnancy?

GladysKravitz said...

Used Tila Tequila panties. I'd rather have an old pair of John Goodman's shorts, and you know those puppies have stripes. But at least I wouldn't run the risk of catching God-knows-what from them.

Kim said...

This girl is two cups of crazy. And not in a good way.

RocketQueen said...

This chick is seriously whack. Who lets a shitload of strangers roam your through your house? I know she's crazy, but she's honestly disgusting - panties? Is that supposed to be sexy?

I also thought she had "miscarried". God, she's so full of lies.

Maja With a J said...

Why doesn't she make money like any decent stripper and have sex with a famous married man and sell the story to Life&Style? It's an EXCELLENT way to earn a few bucks AND get mentioned in a gossip rag!

*girl said...

A "miscarriage" means the attention stops. So baby is back on! And what happened to the poor Russian baby she was going to get?

I have to admit: I love reading her twitter. It makes me feel better about myself.

Dana said...

Crap-she's coming back to Houston...lucky us. Not sure what part of town she's coming back to, but I'll keep an eye out for her, or not. ;)

delilah said...

“All your questions about who the father is, am I really pregnant, how far along am I, am I getting married? Maybe I’ll answer all your questions when I get back.”

who does she think she is...a LOST episode???

mooshki said...

OMG, I just realized what this reminds me of. Any other 'Days' fans remember the Claire doll? The show was too cheap to hire a baby actor so they kept passing around this clearly fake doll. It was creepy and hilarious at the same time.

JoElla said...

OH SHIT! I didn't know she is from Texas..

Please keep her, we don't want her back.

Ms Cool said...

Doesn't anyone in her life truly care about her? She doesn't need to go to Texas, she needs to be an inpatient at a mental health center.

Andrea said...

I hate when people say things like "Once I come back it's going to be huge."

People who say this are never as big as they think they are.

NovaNightly said...

Is she gonna go away and try to figure out how to get pregnant for reals this time??

/eyeroll

selenakyle said...

Man, there are some seriously bizarre and deluded f*ckers in Hollywierd.

Lil Nik said...

lol...she is ALREADY back on twitter...she gave it up for about 3 days. she is an idiot

WednesdayFriday said...

Ah, you guys are cracking me up today.

RocketQueen said...

lol @ delilah!

Unknown said...

Much of this story is on Tilarotspot.blogger.com. It's pretty ugly if they can prove what they are saying. She has no common sense or is truly a stupid cow if she was performing sex acts for kids 14 years old on her Ustream account. That is not okay, it's a crime and should be.

She's leaving the state which to me indicates she's guilty and the MTV deal collapsed so she is broke and needs to mooch off her sister as she has no friends now. Something is not right with this whole situation and it will be interesting to see if the bloggers have the screen caps they need, proving she was stripping on cam for a boy who ID'd himself as 14. If so then it's predatory sex acts with a minor. Ugh.

Tila sic'd her "army" of kids on the bloggers. What a tool.

holyrollernova said...

there is clear evidence that this dragon lady was performing for minors on her ustream site. you know the one where she has the tampon? go on youtube and you can find conversations of her on the phone with minors. she tells one 14 year old boy that they can phone bone. disgusting. this $5 make you holla trick has got to go.

Sinjin said...

I have thankfully been oblivious to this nasty trick's shananigans. Hope the bloggers take her down.

Wil said...

Aw! Dang it! Been way too busy and now Tilarotspot.blogger.com is apparently gone! : (

Boo! I was looking forward to reading it!

That'll teach me!

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