Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Today's Blind Items

The celebrity ex-boyfriend of this former A list television actress and now unemployed B lister has been spreading tales about their sex life. #1. Only sex under the covers and in bed. #2. Only at night or with the lights out and curtains closed in the bedroom. #3. No sooner than one hour after eating. #4. He had to turn his phone off, but she was allowed to leave hers on and to answer calls during sex. #5. No talking during sex. #6. Only certain music was allowed but he was allowed to choose between the four or five offerings. #7. No sex on consecutive days.

Sounds like a lovely relationship.

37 comments:

Cancan said...

Who used to date Heigl?

Or perhaps it's John Mayer talking about Aniston.

Lissette said...

Don't know why but Aniston came to mind

Ms Cool said...

Zzzzzzz...

Aniston? I guess she wouldn't be unemployed. Still thinking.

sun08 said...

Jennifer Love Hewitt and whoever she was last dating

MontanaMarriott said...

I was just thinking JLH but is Jamie Kennedy a celebrity or actor?

Mark said...

I like the JLH/JKennedy guess. She acts/sounds as uptight a that.

Goodgrief said...

Actually #3 doesn't sound all that bad. There have been times I wished I waited an hour.

jess said...

So many rules...so boring. My first thought was Raven-Symone(Cosby Show), I don't know why.

MontanaMarriott said...

Come to think of it, Enty would call Kennedy a celebrity as opposed to actor which could give it away. Although he is a comedian by trade granted NOT a funny one and he seems douchetastic enough to talk about his ex to anyone who will listen/pay.

jess said...

And I'm assuming that the cosby show was A-list, still not sure. Maybe it was a pretty bad guess(lol).

Ms.Leigh said...

i can't for the life of me understand why they didn't work out?

jlove and jkennedy sounds about right.

not on my dollar said...

I don't know who this is but it's hilarious.

timebob said...

I 100% believe it is Kennedy/JLH and here is why. When Rich Cronin of LFO dated Jennifer from 1999-2001. He said on the Howard Stern Show that Jennifer had very weird sex habits and made him wear double condoms. Which btw is very stupid because they easily break that way.

He wouldn't say exactly what the other habits were but this sounds what he was alluding to. He also said she was very controlling and he had to do everything she wanted.

Clearly Jaimie was just in it for the fame bump and seems he was cheating on her most of the time anyway.

lynleigh said...

No wonder JLH vajazzles...

RocketQueen said...

Good work, everyone. JLove/Kennedy (or Mayer!) for the win.

Lissette said...

I change my answer to JLH/Kennedy. Goof work, ladies!

weezy said...

lynleigh -- but then the vajazzling wouldn't show up, what with the closed curtains and sheets and all.

Word is JLH is on the phone with her very controlling mom-ager all day long anyway. Would that be one of the calls? Because *that* would be weird.

MontanaMarriott said...

ROFL
OMG
Can you imagine having a "phone chat" with your mom while your getting pounded every which way?!?! OH HELL TO THE NAW, THATS JUST ALL SORTS OF NASTY LOLOLOLOL

lynleigh said...

Well, no, the vajazzling wouldn't be visible under those circumstances. But she clearly has issues. I've read that she does that to "feel better about her vagina". She probably thinks if it's sparkly AND the lights are out then there's improvement.

Sylvia said...

HAHAHAHHA LOLOLOL This is too hilarious with the comments.

Ellen said...

JLH!!!! Jennifer Aniston is hardly unemployed...isn't she filming that movie with Adam Sandler?

gprincess said...

mischa and whatever his name is... cisco adler???

Cheryl said...

JLH "lovely" relationship.....and Jamie Kennedy seems like a kiss and tell kind of guy.

Robert said...

Wow...! While you often find out a celebrity is a raging psychotic diva, I take pleasure in finding out about the ones who are just plain WEIRD. I guess it gives me some hope about myself!

Tara said...

My first thought was Mischa Barton and Brandon...I can't remember his last name. However, I have no idea if Mischa is even considered B list OR if she was ever A list in television. Plus, Brandon isn't a celebrity, but didn't she date that one musician with a huge sack? I'm having memory issues b/c I can't remember his name, either!!

Anyway, I like the JLH guess. Good one, guys!

Tallulah said...

I thoughtvthis was Mischa and Cisco when I read it, but JLH is a great guess!

Em Cue Em said...

Kim Catrall and that chef guy she was dating? He was a fairly famous chef, and I haven't heard about anything she's been doing lately, besides playing Samantha in the SATC movies.

bionic bunny! said...

i have to go off topic here and ask other "rescue me" fans what they are thinking...
is tommy actually dead?
getting out my dvds to catch the last ep... i can't stand to see this show go away *sob*

mygeorgie said...

Wow, my dryspell looks good in comparison.

sunnyside1213 said...

What a turn off all those rules must be.

sunnyside1213 said...

...and if it's Aniston, no wonder Brad jumped ship. Can't see AJ having any rules at all.

Andy said...

No poontang is worth that headache. And besides, it reflects a personality so distasteful I couldn't get it up for whoever the hell it is.

Icecat said...

Mischa Barton and Cisco Alder was my first thought. But would Enty call her a solid B. Doubt it. Also, I think she is a little kinkier than that...

Hum Ho... I guess I'm on the JLH/JK train. She's a freaky freak...And I think Enty would call him a Celeb, didn't he do stand up or something to that effect?

ChasingHeaven said...

I hope this is revealed

proudmommy said...

Kim Cattrall has just finished an appearance in the West End in a play called Private Lives. She does a lot of theatre work here in the UK when not filming

sunnyside1213 said...

I saw Kim Cattrell in Private Lives. She was very good.

Lisa (original) said...

It's meeeee!