Friday, July 09, 2010

Ted C Blind Item

We know we promised you a Twyla Babe-Sucker Vice this week, but we realized that everyone in the friggin' world is already gabbing about the boy-hoppin' babe's business. And with the, um, not so subtle ways of Miss B.S., we might as well reveal her!

But we won't, at least not today...

Now, calm your tortured Twilight-lovin' hearts because we still have vamp juice for ya. One of the franchise's Vicey players has just as many tongues a wagging as Twayla does. Though, when it comes to Terry Tush-Trade, the word on everybody's lips has nothing to do with the hump-happy star's public personal life. Oh no, it's all about the goings-on behind T's closed bedroom door:

Everyone is saying that the bisexual superstar is straight gay, gay, gay gay...no pun intended.

Terr isn't too secretive about lusting on the guys ‘n' gals—at least not on the Vancouver set where all the canoodling has gone down.

But lately, around T-town, the suits at the Twilight studio have been gossing nonstop that Terry is just a big ol'...well, that TTT is into sex with the same-sex exclusively.

We say not so fast.

We know T3 pretty well—or at least whose bed the hottie is slipping in and out of—and Tushy's libido is definitely not limited to only those with the same chromosome arrangement as the ├╝ber-successful star.

If you need a refresher on the Tush-Trade hookup checklist here goes: Terr has had serious significant others of the opposite sex but has also more than dabbled in affairs with the same gender. Remember back when we told you that Terr hooked up with a costar of the same sex? Well, we hear murmuring that T3 may have scored some lovin' from another sexy (and sexually liberated) member of the cast more recently.

If that doesn't scream bisexual, we don't know what does.

Good thing Terry doesn't give an ef what anyone thinks—at least when it comes to bedroom behavior. And that's just the way we like it!

And It Ain't: Xavier Samuel, Michael Welch, Wyck Godfrey

27 comments:

C said...

Damn. I lost my TedC to English dictionary.

Rose said...

Every blind is about a celeb being gay or bi so why does he need to make them so hard to understand? It's a blind item so it doesn't need to be cryptic as well. That is what the blind part is for.

He is obsessed with stars who haven't come out of the closet. It's disturbing, given that he is gay as well.

Ms Cool said...

Huh?

Share said...

Kellen Lutz. Dating Annalyne McCord and hooked up with Ashley Greene on the set.

Solomon Grundy said...

rpats

shakey said...

Ah Share, I was going to say Nikki Reed instead of Ashley Greene.

mngddess said...

I have no idea who the heck the "and it ain't"s are.

And you're right - Ted is obsessed with all the alleged actors who are "in the closet". Ted needs to mind his own beeswax and respect a person's decision to not reveal that part of his life.

looserdude said...

WOW! Healthy young adults having sex? Stop the presses!

Becki said...

I hate his blinds. Why does he use the weird language?

0 said...

Ugh, I give up on Ted's blinds. They aren't cute or clever or creatively worded, they are just incoherent and rambling and obnoxious and not worth the time to decipher.

Might as well be written by Courtney Love.

Share said...

Shakey - I believe Nikki Reed hooked up with Rob during the first movie, before he and Kristin started their thing.

There is no FREAKIN way that this can be RPattz. The "It Aints" would list more recognizable cast members.

Sadie said...

Really...if we can't understand them, how does he write them?

Mooshki said...

I have to give Ted props for one thing - reasserting the fact that people can be bisexual, not just gay or straight!

pretzel logic said...

Why is Ted C. so hell-bent to "out" gay celebs? Practically all of his blinds pertain to doing that and I personally find it repulsive.

They'll come out when THEY choose to Ted, and on their own terms. Not everybody's ready to march in the Gay Pride parade with you.

jen said...

I'm probably WAY off, but the syllables in Terry Tush-Trade match those in Jackson Rathbone. Again, probably way off, but I know sometimes people try to makes sense (ANY sense at all) out of Ted C's blinds based on syllables, so...yeah, that's my guess. LOL

The Nightmare Child said...

Oh sweet baby Jesus...


Hey Ted, Michael Musto called...he wants his schtick back.


/facepalm




Anyway...It's either Nikki Reed or Kristen Stewart.

Hortencia Willowby said...

My weekly Tedache. Thanks.

RocketQueen said...

I like Ted for a lot of things, but his catering to everything Twilight is NOT one of them.

Laura said...

Yeah, Ted lost me when his column went Twilight 24/7. Not interested.

RJ said...

I agree. I used to read Ted daily, but began to lose interest when it became "every man is gay" day after freaking day. I'm fine with homosexuality, but damn, day after day is boring. Then when he became Twilight obsessed, I quit reading completely, and now only read him when Enty reposts. I think he makes his post so hard to read because he doesn't really have anything to say. I mean this meandering, wordy trainwreck all boils down to this: One of the Twilight actors is bi-sexual and has slept with both male and female costars.

I have never heard of any of the ain'ts which lead me to believe that I probably haven't heard of the bi-sexual actor either.

Missjenny619 said...

Never seen/read any of the Twilight movies/books and don't care to. I'm sick of hearing about all of the actors and over hearing about the Twi-tards. I heard the movies suck ass and the acting is terrible anyways.

When will all of these people go away already?

It's like when NySync & Backstreet Boys were popular. I couldn't wait for theat fad to end. Thank God is has.

I can't wait for the final Twilight movie to come and go so that it is OVER!

sunnyside1213 said...

Lot's of people think Twyla is Kristen, but I think it's Ashley. TTT is harder. Especially since Ted has refereed to TTT as both female and male. Make up your mind Ted. People have guessed Nicki Reed for TTT with her special friend as Elizabeth Reeser.

Ted is out and wants everyone one else to come out.

Joliet said...

Hey, Kristen.

jax said...

if this isn't Kellan Lutz....i mean come on.

Lissette said...

He gives me a headache. I outgrew him years ago, and foolishly thought I could go back and try to decipher what he was saying. WRONG! Anyway, I think Twyla is Nikki Reed and Terry is Kellan.

Goodgrief said...

My head is spinning and I have a migraine.

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