Monday, July 12, 2010

Today's Blind Items

I don't really have a caption for bad drunk behavior, just bad drug behavior. Too bad really because it really fits this one. Honestly, it was not really even bad drinking behavior. There was no yelling or screaming or anything that crazy. This very outspoken D list celebutante and former reality star is a big drinker, but I really thought she could handle her booze better than this. On a recent late night run for more booze, our D lister was so hammered that she puked in the parking lot and then, passed out on the floor of the store. An assistant manager was sent out to the parking lot to find our D lister's driver who carried her out to the waiting car.

50 comments:

RocketQueen said...

Jules Kirby?

Lindsey said...

Janice Dickinson?

MontanaMarriott said...

Valtrex Hilton?

Karmen said...

I'm just glad she had a driver.

selenakyle said...

A ha ha haaaaaaaa! Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa.

This is just hilarious. Love it.

(and I'm majorly ditto-ing the relief that she had a driver, Karmen!)

But between the guffawing, I got nuthin' as far as a guess...

BigMama said...

Sorry, I am just glad she wasn't driving...so many of them do.

Michelle said...

Kathy Griffin?

blondegossip said...

Glad she had a driver, and, btw, if a celebutante d-list reality "star" has enough $ & sense to have a driver, why don't some of these A-C listers?

I've never understood that-tons of money but won't poney up for a safe ride? Seems like its got to be cheaper to hire driver or at least get a limo for nights you are going out than the big $ spent on aftermath of drunk/drugged driving?

Jeebus, I live in a po-dunk town & make way less than some of these assholes & still manage to get a cab or ride my bike for party time...

Feed Watcher said...

omarosa

sun08 said...

Dina Lohan?

jax said...

its almost nicole richie if not for the dlist part.

Jingle Belle said...

@blondgossip...just remember that you can get picked up for drunk driving on a bicycle too, so be careful!

Ms Cool said...

Kathy Griffin

Mooshki said...

I think RocketQueen got it!

Goodgrief said...
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Dawn said...

Jules Kirby Jules Kirby!!!!

Dawn said...

Seriously though - it says "very outspoken D list celebutante"

All of a sudden I'm thinking Tiffany Pollard (a.k.a. New York).

But maybe she's too old to be a celebu"tante."

blondegossip said...

@Jingle Belle good point & true...
I am very careful-job has zero tolerance policy for any arrest.

captivagrl said...

Courtenay Semel?
She's always yammering on about others acting like drunks.

Pookie said...

hmmm...had a driver? common in ny. so, maybe britney gastineau?

timebob said...

Leave Jules Kirby Alone!!!

Violet said...

Kristin Cavalli? my friends in LA and met her and says shes really sweet etc but is a bit of a drinker

Holden said...

Maggie Griffin?

Cancan said...

Adrienne Curry

Jaiden_S said...

Who is Jules Kirby? I guess that's why she's D list? I'm thinking it is someone who used to run with Paris, but IDK who that might be.

RocketQueen said...
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The Nightmare Child said...

It's not Adrianne Curry, that's for damn sure. She'd never have a driver, it's not engrained in her.


This is a tough one....but I'm going to hazard a guess and say Brittny Gastineau.

RocketQueen said...

lol! Oh Jaiden_S - if you only knew how funny it is that you asked who Jules Kirby it is - because no one here knows either. I tried to just do a search on CDaN for you, but nothing came up and I can't find the Blind Item or post about it now.
Basically, Enty did a blind about two months ago (?) where we guessed every reality star BUT J.K., who no one had heard of. The next day, Enty received some sort of "cease and desist" letter from J.K. saying the blind was libelous and defamatory and obviously about her, which he confirmed it is NOT. Her name is kind of a running joke here now.

AlleyCat said...

Tila Tequila or Pam Anderson?

The Nightmare Child said...

@AlleyCat - Oooh...Tila Tequila...that is an excellent guess...

Anotheramy said...

Im going with Trishelle Cannatella

The Real Icecat said...

Imma have to third Rocket's: Jules Kirby :P

Diane said...

Tinsley Mortimer

TaterOnTheCouch said...

Shayne Lamas?

Discobitch said...

what about that oompa loompa who punches people? whats her name? Skeezy or Snoozy? i bet her =)

MCH said...

ahahahaha Jules Kirby

I like the Kristin Cavallari (sp) & Tila guesses.

B626 said...

'very outspoken' points to Kathy Griffin but DANG she's too old for this one. She should know better by now.

bionic bunny! said...

kathy griffin does not drink or drug at all.
i always find it funny when her name comes up on these!
besides, her show is called "my life on the d list" but she's won awards, is up again for another emmy, i'm gonna say she's probably a B- or C+ at least by now.

M-M-M-Mishy said...

I say Tara Reid

Jodi said...

daisy - rock of love

Amy in MI said...

Hey guys, totally OT post, but I went to the Machine Gun Preacher set today, 2 miles from my work and saw Gerard Butler! He's taller than I though, and came within 25 feet of us, but had to reshoot a scene then leave cause he was running late..however he did sign pics and take pics when he arrived to set in the AM. Sorry for the zoom, here are 3 of my faves, especially the backside one!

ttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/undertakeress/011.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/undertakeress/010.jpg

and the behind pic
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/undertakeress/009.jpg

Lissette said...

Here is the answer, from ( not store, though):

"Paging Doctor Drew! Andy Dick appeared a bit tipsy while leaving Katsuya restaurant with friends last night in Beverly Hills. The troubled star was responsible enough to leave the driving to someone else and left in an airport shuttle."
Photo by David Aguilera/BuzzFoto.com

lyz said...

the blind says it's a "she". At least she didn't puke in the car.

Barton Fink said...

The only clue in this is "very outspoken D list celebutante and former reality star" -- and the celebutante category is probably the best hint: someone with celebrity and some kind of high society connection. Don't know who the upchucking heiress is, though.

Vicki said...

I had to google Jules Kirby and I still don't know who the hell she is. She looks like the love child of Gwyneth Paltrow and Kirsten Dunst after a trip to Parisite's plastic surgeon.

Dawn said...

Jules Kirby was one of Tinsley Mortimer's friends on the short-lived (now cancelled) CW reality show called "High Society."

She was the rudest, nastiest, most poorly behaved racist bigot and did not appear to be shy about it.

Yes, she is rich (family money) but she is a very poor excuse for a human being.

That's who Jules Kirby is.

Mooshki said...

Amy, that's cool!

RocketQueen said...

lol - then this one might really be Jules Kirby! Leave it to Enty :)

Mooshki said...

RQ, that would be hysterical if it were her!

Mooshki said...

Although, then she might have a legitimate reason for calling the Google police on Enty!