Friday, November 05, 2010

Four For Friday

#1 - This former almost A list female television actress and now a struggling C+ movie actress has been trying to get some good roles again. Her plan? She has been sleeping with different agents, producers and directors on an almost nightly basis.

#2 & 3- This B+ television actor from a hit cable show almost got fired despite the fact he is the biggest star on the show. The reason? He grabbed the breast of the wife of the creator of the show. Twice. He claimed both times he was drunk and slipped. #2- Actor. #3 - Show

#4 - This breakout star of the hottest reality show on right now, refuses to talk to castmates unless he is getting paid or filming. He has also hired a staff and has started doing blow more frequently.

56 comments:

jw12 said...

4-The Situation

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*girl said...

Oh Jennifer Aniston...

RocketQueen said...

1) Mischa
2) Dennis Leary - 3) Rescue Me?
4) The Situation

Cecilia00 said...

Ditto all of RocketQueen's guesses. I think she hit them.

Karmen said...

#4 is definitely the Situation. I can't wait til his money runs out and he no longer has a staff or loads of blow.

lana said...

but the co creator of rescue me is peter tolan and his wife is umm....not grabable i would think unless someone is into grandmas?

chopchop said...

I'm still confused by the term "cable". Does that mean MTV, VH1, F/X, etc, or does it mean HBO, Showtime, etc.?

nothistime said...

chopchop all those networks are cable--just some are ad supported and some subscription supported.

sunnyside1213 said...

@chopchop, I think HBO Showtime et al are Premium channels. The rest that you can't get with an antennae are cable.

rebellious, contrary and nice said...

In America, cable channels are any they people pay to watch. Our free network channels are ABC, CBS, NBC, CW, PAX, and MyNetworkTV.

looserdude said...

The standby answer for blinds like 2 and 3 is always Entourage. Who is Marky Mark married to? Is she grabbable?

tomsmomnon said...

I really hate to think it but #2 is probably Charlie Hunnam from Sons of Anarchy. Kurt Sutter is the show creator and his wife, Katey Segal plays his mom on the show.

silenttype said...

Since Denis Leary is co-creator of Rescue Me, I doubt that it is him

nancer said...

i'd dispute that charlie's the biggest star on 'SOA.' i love him but i don't know that he's B+.

and i really can't believe it's leary since he's one of the creators of 'rescue me'.

Ms Cool said...

#1 Aniston
#2 Duchovny
#3 Californication
$4 Situation

ctkat1 said...

Could it be David Duchovny of "Californication"?

I know that he has a sex addiction.

Can't find much info on the creator of the show, Tom Kapinos.

Funny aside: Tom Kapinos was the executive producer of Dawson's Creek for the college years- he gave a quote in which he bashed the four main actors as "monstrous."

HannahPalindrome said...

The Situation needs to get in touch with Heidi & Spencer.

Lafawnduh said...

Def the Sitch for number 4. Better watch out cuz the pepsi is contaminated these days! http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2010-06-06-dirty-cocaine_N.htm

RocketQueen said...

@Looserdude - Wahlberg's wife is definitely grabbable, but I think she's pregnant again at the 'mo? Which would make it a much more heinous offense ;)

Stacy said...

1. Mischa Barton

2. Jason Lee on Memphis Beat or Kevin Dillon on Entourage

3. The Situation

tigerjen77 said...

1. Katherine Heigl

tigerjen77 said...

2. David Boreanaz

3. Definitely "the Situation"

libby said...

I like the Aniston guess. If it has worked before, why change tactics?

Lioness70 said...

1 - First guess was Mischa, but I don't think she was ever close to an A - B at best. This fits Aniston better.

No guess for 2 & 3.

4 is def the Situation. Can't stand that guy. The sooner he fades into oblivion, the better.

RocketQueen said...

Aniston is A list, despite how fluffy her movies are. She has movie project after movie project lined up in which she is always the lead female and her movies always make money. Also, doesn't she have her own production company? She's not struggling and this is definitely not her.

Angela said...

#2 & 3- And it's probably not... Jon Hamm, Mad Men - Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad - Michael C. Hall, Dexter - Danny McBride, Eastbound & Down.
And we can also exclude True Blood.

Angela said...

I agree that Aniston is A list: she was a lead on an ensemble television show for a network that lasted more than ten seasons.

According to one of Enty's versions, A-list is "someone who has had their own show or been the star of a television show for more than 5 years combined or 3 years on one show"

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/05/todays-blind-items-jackass.html

So, I guess the actress didn't go beyond season 3.

Dave said...

#2 and #3 - I'd guess Thomas Jane from Hung. That show is created by Dmitry Lipkin and Colette Burson, who are a married couple.

B626 said...

Jeffrey Donovan
Burn Notice for #2 & #3
IF it's basic cable

Yup someone from Entourage if it's premium cable-probably Piven

Jeffrey said...

How about Debra Messing for number one.

And I'll say Jon Hamm and Mad Men for two and three

The Situation sounds good for number four and I can't blame him for not talking to the others when he's off the clock.

ChasingHeaven said...

I must say, there are a few co-workers I wouldn't talk to unless I was on the clock getting paid.

Mango said...

Ooooo, I like the guess of Messing as #1.

Jamie's Girl said...

Debra Messing is a good guess, but how about ole Karen Walker. Megan Mullaly is doing Butter Commercials on TV with a disco song. I'm sure she is disgraced over that.

parissucksliterally said...

I thought Duchovny for #2- Californication #3

#4 Situation.


I don't know if Mischa is even Ct.......

Hordaz1_01 said...
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Hordaz1_01 said...

#1 Sarah Michelle Gellar

Carissa said...

Ms Cool nailed it. I think that's spot on.

Barton Fink said...

I am a huge and devout Jersey Shore fan -- I loved the first season, and the second one got suddenly interesting midseason as the cast started to experience all kinds of drama. Mike's behavior was strange but extremely telegenic -- I think it makes sense for them not to talk outside the filming. I can't wait for the third season. JWoww has redefined my understanding of what the human body can look like. And all the chicks from "Canadia" -- it's just too much, this show. I got one of my friends to watch it and he sat immobile in a chair the whole show, stunned -- it's one of the most riveting reality shows ever, if you like that shameful genre.

sunnyside1213 said...

Damn you Barton. Now I will have to watch JS to see what you are talking about.

mazemerizing said...

David Duchovny is Executive Producer of "Californication," so it's not him.

parissucksliterally said...

I grew up with "Jersey Shore" type people. You could not pay me to watch that shit. As soon as I graduated HS I moved 3000 miles away to distance myself as much as I could!

hunter said...

Read Lainey's column for Friday. She shares a monstrous quote from the next Meryl Streep, Jessica Alba:

“Good actors, never use the script unless it’s amazing writing. All the good actors I’ve worked with, they all say whatever they want to say.”

Then she goes on to say, "It's all about the director."

Could #1 be her? If so, I hope every writer in town reads her words and rebels. (Hint to Alba: some writers are also writer/directors and don't care much for actors who disrespect their material.)

Also #2 could be Piven, as he is known for such bad behavior and is rumored to have been involved in an alleged assault incident in High School that his parents covered up.

sugarspicenothingnice said...

What about Ron Pealrman from SoA for 2 and 3? He's definitely a bog part of the show and has some name recognition.

Darla said...

#2-Ray Romano? Men of a Certain Age. That would be funny.

Barton Fink said...

I have been pondering the first one for a while, and I have to admit: I actually felt good about the possibility that Mischa was out having sex every single day with producers and executives. She normally hangs with lowlife skankbags and bottomfeeding hipster famewhores in hoodies and knit caps -- I'd be happy to see her trade up a few steps, and I think things would be better if she were kept busy.

Angela said...

#1: Why hasn't anybody mentioned Betty White?

Rickatoo said...

#4 - ANDY COHEN! :)

Char said...

I don't know which makes me feel worse about the state of the world today... the fact that the Jersey Shore is the hottest reality show, or the fact that the Situation is considered a "breakout star".

I think they both equally make me want to cry. This has to be a sign of the apocolypse.

gleam said...

this is surely not the correct guess for 2/3, but it entertains me greatly:

danny devito, grabbing kaitlin olson (wife of rob mcelhenny).

I don't think danny devito would apologize for it, though.

bloodonthescreen said...

Coke Mom Looking rough Thursday.

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/11/05/1105-whod-rather-credit.jpg

__-__=__ said...

Lafawnduh - that is some scary stuff! Basically the reason I don't mess with any of that since I was a smallm very stupid equation.

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bloodonthescreen said...

google: debra messing 11/04/10

then go to the first website: rip-productions (Ann Taylor)

She looks terribleeeeeeee!