Friday, December 17, 2010

Four For Friday - Money Money Money

#1 - This former A list singer is providing her boyfriend with $10,000 a month living expenses. You know, in addition to everything else she pays for.

#2 - Speaking of money, this actor from a hit cable show is getting a divorce and one of the reasons is that his soon to be ex-wife pocketed about $200K of his money and won't tell him if she still has it or spent it.

#3 - This A+ list movie actor gets charged by his wife each time they have sex. If he wants it, then he needs to give her the cash upfront. Well, if I had to have sex with him, I would probably want to get paid to. I wonder how much she charged him for the kid.

#4 -Money is obviously not a problem for this B list movie and television actor who has serious hair issues to go along with his bad attitude. He had so many parking tickets for one of his cars that he just walked away from the car rather than pay the accumulated $10,000 in fines on the car.

61 comments:

moxy said...

1- jessica simpson
2- eh dont know
3- haha tommy girl
4- jeremy piven

RocketQueen said...

1) Britney, bitch. Christina is my second choice.
2) Dylan Walsh - is Nip/Tuck still on?
3) lol Tom Cruise?
4) Piven.

Dana @ FashionUnder$100 said...

1. Jessica Simpson
3. Tom Cruise? John Travolta (he's not A+ list, I guess)?

MISCH said...

This is a sad blind, I wonder if Nic Cage is #3...

Sean said...

1. I like the Jessica Simpson thing
2.Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter. However, we know she didn't spend it on food.
3.Michael Douglas
4.Can't be anyone other than Piven

Jamie's Girl said...

Tom Cruise NOR Travolta have sex with their wives!!! What is wrong with you people! Get some better guesses!

#2 Feclicity Huffman with William what's his butt

Nosey Parker said...

1- Jessica Simpson
2- Michael C Hall
3- Cruise or Travolta
4- Jeremy Piven

sunnyside1213 said...

1 When was Jessica A list? I am going with Brittney.
2 Nip Tuck is over. How about Dexter?
3 Is Tom A+? All the A+ actors I can think of that are married with a kid are doable.
4 The piv

RocketQueen said...
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Dijea said...

I'm going with Misch on #3 Nicolas Cage

RocketQueen said...

Jessica was never A-list and she does not have a boyfriend. She is engaged.

Thanks sunnyside - in that case, I'm with the Michael C. Hall guess.

I'm quite happy with my guess of Cruise, thanks Jamie's Girl.
Sincerely,
you people

moxy said...

3- will smith! LOL

hotchacha said...

Tossing out Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones for #3.

Dijea said...

I thought Will Smith & Michael Douglas, but they have more than one kid with their current wives.

Melissa said...

I think #1 is Aguilera!

Pookie said...

1-brit-brit, and that's really sad.
2-dexter
3-tom/katie, awesome.
4-pervy piv

and RQ FTcommentsW.

pomme said...

1: Britney S or Christiana Aguilera?
2:Dexter?
3:Nicolas Cage is a great guess
4: i have no idea

lanasyogamama said...

1. Brit
2. ?
3. I don't know who, but I don't think Tommy. I think he's gay, and Katie doesn't seem super $ oriented.
4. Piv

Jaiden_S said...

1. Xtina. She's clearly paying for that guy she's with.
2. Michael C Hall
3. I can't see Tom C wanting to have sex with Katie...so I'll guess Michael Douglas
4. Piven

moxy said...

1- simpson, xtina or brit. they all match. thats kind of sad.
2- maybe dexter... i dont know...
3- nic cage is a good guess. (i think tom is gay too- that was a joke ;)
4- piven

girltrav said...

#1 Has to be Christina and her Production Assistant boyfriend, Brit's boyfriend has a good job as an agent.

Krissie said...

#1-Britney, Britney, Britney! She has no trouble doing this. When she was with Kevin she bought her own engagement ring and wasn't even embarrassed to tell the tabloids about it.

#3-I don't think this is Tom and Katie. I can't image he wants sex with her, or anybody at all. To me he comes off as being asexual and just not interested. I like the Nic Cage guess.

Cheryl said...

Nic Cage makes the most sense for #3. Supposedly his wife is very money oriented and loves designer labels.

Piven for #4 obviously.

I want to say Britney for #1 but her dad still controls the money and I don't think her boyfriend would be in the budget for that much. I'll jump on the Christina train.

MadLyb said...

1. Simpson was A list for a second, and she's my first guess - I think her self-esteem plummeted when she let Mayer poop on her, or vice-versa. Don't really want to know any more details on that sh*t. It could be Brittany, too. Or Aguilera. This makes me want to weep - c'mon ladies, they ain't worth it.

2. Michael C. Hall was my first guess, only because I'm still reeling from everything. This is going to get interesting...

3. Nick Cage is the only A+ list actor that I can see being charged for sex, LOL. Even Tom Cruise is doable if you pretend he's not nuts.

4. Piven. Who else? This is sad, too. I loved in on "Ellen". Who knew he'd turn into a first class douche?

JenX said...

1) True, could be Jessica, Britney or Xtina. Probably Jessica.
2) Dexter
4) The Piv

As for #3, wasn't Nic Cage the answer to the blind about an actor's wife who orally serviced him in a bathroom because the dinner with other Hollywood players was getting too tense for him? Are there any A+ listers who are very overweight, very old, or otherwise just not doable?

JenX said...

1) True, could be Jessica, Britney or Xtina. Probably Jessica.
2) Dexter
4) The Piv

As for #3, wasn't Nic Cage the answer to the blind about an actor's wife who orally serviced him in a bathroom because the dinner with other Hollywood players was getting too tense for him? Are there any A+ listers who are very overweight, very old, or otherwise just not doable?

JenX said...

1) True, could be Jessica, Britney or Xtina. Probably Jessica.
2) Dexter
4) The Piv

As for #3, wasn't Nic Cage the answer to the blind about an actor's wife who orally serviced him in a bathroom because the dinner with other Hollywood players was getting too tense for him? Are there any A+ listers who are very overweight, very old, or otherwise just not doable?

JenX said...

1) True, could be Jessica, Britney or Xtina. Probably Jessica.
2) Dexter
4) The Piv

As for #3, wasn't Nic Cage the answer to the blind about an actor's wife who orally serviced him in a bathroom because the dinner with other Hollywood players was getting too tense for him? Are there any A+ listers who are very overweight, very old, or otherwise just not doable?

Julie said...

intuition says
avril lavigne and brody (even though i guess he probably has SOME money, from risiduals, but Im hoping his dad is like "man the fuck up and marry someone with money. careful if shes a famewhore with a bunch of kids though..."
michael c hall
tomkat (though, i don't think they even HAVE sex? and I can't see Katie like that. I do like Michael Douglas, but why would he *want* to have sex with CZJ? I heard he's a major player anyway... I'll come back to this one)
and yeah, Piven for 4.

I like that these were generally somewhat easy for my bday. lol
Also, I have to say "I've been drinking more than usual the passed couple nights and LITERALLY just woke up from a nap" because Avril probably isn't "A-List" singer. I just don't want it to be Britney, and that guy Aguilera is with? idk i just don't feel that.

Tenley said...

I know Piven is the unanimous guess for 4 but is he really just B list? He's won the Emmy like twice in a row in the past few years. What about Jon Cryer as just another name for that one?

xoApril said...

I'd go with Christina... Britney doesn't handle her own money, why would her father issue that money to a boyfriend?

raisingcasey said...

What about leann rimes for #1?

Majik said...

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Michael Hall
3. MICHAEL DOUGLAS and CZJ
4. Pivert

Jackie said...

Love the Leann Rhimes guess, raisingcasey. Can totally see that being the case since he is such a dick.

2. Definitely Michael C Hall.

3. Don't think Tommy or Travolta. Gay or asexual. Don't think it's Nick Cage either. For something different, how bout Tom Hanks?

4. Easily Piven. However, Tenley's guess of Jon Cryer is good too.

Alisha said...

Hmm. Does anyone have on hand the breakdown(s) Enty posted or his definitions of the list? I know he's talked about it once or twice. Might be handy on this one.

Vicki said...

1. Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears
2. Meh, I'll go with Dexter.
3. Tommy Girl is too much of a control freak and this implies the guy WANTS to have sex with his wife. Tommy wouldn't have sex with anything vaginal. I'll go with Nicholas Cage. His wife has gold-digging, controlling cunt written all over her.
4. Piv. Maybe the mercury poisoning made him do it.

john said...

Leanne Rimes for #1!

Jessica said...

1. Britney. Xtina has not been with her boyfriend long enough for anyone to know that she is paying him monthly. Jessica was NEVER A list.

2. Michael C Hall

3. I can't see it being Tom Cruise at ALL simply because Katie is a doormat. There is no way she would demand anything, or be unable to give in if she was told to. I think even though most think Tom is nuts, I don't think he is considered so hideous that Enty would add "Well, if I had to have sex with him, I would probably want to get paid to" so I think it's someone very unattractive.

4. Originally thought Nick Cage, but it says money is not a problem. Pretty sure Nick is in some serious financial trouble right now. Hate guessing Piven though, everyone thinks he's the answer to 90% of blinds.

Fungus FitzJuggler III said...

1 and 3 are very similar?

Attractiveness is not the issue! When you are no strings means sex is on a professional basis?
Model, Actress, Whore? MAW! No you all know what it stands for!
I couldn't afford a lovely piece of Welsh rarebit, for 3, but that arrangement means she has no right to object to Michael dipping his wick wherever he wants as he is, poor lamb, an addict.
I suspect she has been somewhat abused, probably not by parents. She is very guarded, loves the kinky stuff but cannot trust any men. Sad girl. Brave woman!

Mango said...

1) I think Jessica might have been A List for 10 whole minutes when that Newlyweds show she was on with Nick Lachey (sp?) was all the rage. Second guesses are Leann Rimes or even Whitney Houston.

2) Michael C. Hall. His wife is so thin that I'm sure the money went straight up her nose.

3) TomKat. He wants to have a baby sister/brother for Suri. You know, to prove he's not gay.

4) Jeremy Piven.

Hitomi said...

#4 makes not sense. You can't escape parking tickets by abandoning the car. The cop records your license plate and the owner of the vehicle, who is registered with the state, at the time the ticket is issued is liable for the ticket. Doesn't matter if he sells, gives away, destroys, or abandons the car.

Merlin D. Bear said...

1) Britney
2) Dexter & Deb
3) nothing
4) Nic Cage

Big Sur Expedition 2008! said...

As someone who has actually done #4 (I hate Long Beach parking), this is next to impossible to do. I gathered 14 tickets before they put a boot on my car....and you have to pay ALL the tickets in order to get the car back.

Actually, I just did the math and that is roughly 15 $650 handicapped tickets. WHAT A DOUCHE. Has to be the Piv.

moxy said...

leanne rimes for #1!!!

Lioness70 said...

Without looking at anyone else's guesses....

My first guess for #1 was Jessica Simpson, but the guy's her fiance now...so I'll guess Britney?

#2 - Gotta be Michael C. Hall.

#3 - Tommy Cruise.

#4 - The Pivert?

DMO said...

What about Bruce Willis for number 4? his best days are behind him, is follicly challenged, and is known to be a dick.

*Miss_P* said...

1 = Madonna

Sian said...

madonna for #1?

c17 said...

I'm going with what Merlin D. Bear said.

the lutefisk said...

I thought Nicholas Cage's wife was mail-ordered. She makes the most sense. This could also explain why he is so short on cash.

delilah said...

#1: brit-brit or madge (they are both probably right??)
#2: please jebuz i hope not dexter, that would suck. i hope its the nip-tuck dude
#3: travolta: for the kid is the one coming up/now
#4: pivert FTW (PS idiot!). cant be cage, he has too much at stake with taxes and not so much TV. cryer is c movie at the most.

Warrantee said...

1. Britney or Christina or any of the other ones.

2. CHARLIE SHEEN

3. Piven

4. Tomkat

S. Humphreys said...

1. Miss Spears
2. Michael C. Hall
3. Travolta, those kids always look just like him, and I think he's bi, not all out gay. He just likes to smoke the peen
4. Is definitely absolutely Piven. There is not a bigger douche bag alive, and that guy just regained about 4 or 5 inches of hairline that disappeared 15 years ago.

MISCH said...

Nic Cages wife was a waitress, she snowed him by telling she had no idea he was famous.........and he believed her.

Barton Fink said...

These are four of the saddest and most dispiriting blinds ever.

mom said...

1- Jessica Simpson. Brit/Madge I would still think are A list.
2- no clue
3- Michael Douglas
4- Jeremy Piven

mom said...

1- Jessica Simpson. Brit/Madge I would still think are A list.
2- no clue
3- Michael Douglas
4- Jeremy Piven

Daveb said...

For #4 was I the only one to think of Billy Bob Thornton? B list movie and television, hair issues (aka plugs) and attitude. Don't know about his car parkinh habits.

Char said...

Ok I know I'm a bit late to the party here, but really... for those guessing Michael Douglas for #3... "If I had to have sex with him, I'd probably want to get paid too". The guy looks bad because he has CANCER. Would Enty really be that mean about it if it was him??!! I don't think so.

Mark said...

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Michael C. Hall
3. Depp
4. Travolta

Superwife said...

I'm liking David Spade for #4