Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Kevin Federline To Be A Dad...Again


I know that because of Kevin Federline's expanding girth that he was expecting a baby, but it turns out that girth is just fat and that it is his girlfriend who is expecting a baby. The man who just cannot have enough baby mamas in his life is apparently going to add one more to his growing collection. Not content to let Lil Wayne beat him out in number of baby mamas, Kevin and Victoria Prince are expecting a baby. It's a good thing kids eat free at Denny's.

15 comments:

Diane said...

Hummm, I believe his 15 mins was up about 5 yrs ago ... next

Sylvia said...

Why???

RocketQueen said...

And his marriage to Britney will pay for them all..

Pookie said...

well, well...isn't he a fertile myrtle...and eww, ewww, ewww...why is this woman sleeping w/ him to begin w/...it's obvious britney's the one rai$ing his 37 kids.

skeeball said...

OMG!wrap that rascal

Stacey Charter said...

Good lord - this man has such good swimmers he can probably get them pregnant just by masturbating within 500 yards of fallopian tubes!

oh my - ewww grossed myself out on that one LOL

Rose said...

There is nothing new to say about Kfed but she does seem like she's the one taking care of the boys. Not Britney. She's been around then most of their life and she seems genuinely happy around them.

She actually does look like she could be pregnant but this rumor comes around like every 3 months.

Nope said...

Alright, this post was barely readable. Come on, Enty. I've been a reader and fan from the very beginning, and even was a guest poster once (under a different name). I miss your witty posts and the analysis that made CDAN unique and always brought some smiles into my work day. Lately every time I look at this page I just feel frustrated. You have so many loyal readers who are thankful for many years of this very entertaining and fun blog. Come back to it, please!

weezy said...

And who didn't see *this* coming? Let's see: they've been together for three years and he hasn't made a move to commit, so she pulls the oldest trick in the book? Good news here is that he deserves that and worse. Has anyone explained the word "vasectomy" to this loser? Like Brittany's accountant maybe?

weezy said...

Oh, and babymama #1 (I can't remember her name) must be sooooo annoyed right now.

califblondy said...

I hope she's cut back on the alcohol if she is pregnant. She was throwing 'em back pretty good last summer. Who drinks out of a plastic cup from a total stranger? I guess I look like a trustworthy partier.

Nosey Parker said...
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Nosey Parker said...

ITA Rocket Queen!

Califblondy,I forgot that Victoria likes to drink. I'm hoping that she's smart and quits.

Kevin has been with Victoria Prince since 2008. I wish them happiness. People change and grow. I hope he's ready to settle down this time.

The White Irish Drinkers story (yesterday) sounded like Enty wrote it. I'm an optimist and think it's a sign that the CDAN we all miss from 2006-2007 will be back again soon!

elaine said...

i do think that the original blogger does post here but sporadically at best. apparently he has moved on from full time operations.

i hope that little annoying shit ain't writing most of the posts.

califblondy said...

They liked a dooby dooby dooooo tooooo.

Both were very nice and I hope it works out well for them.