Monday, March 28, 2011

Because Your 8 Year Old Needs To Show Off Her Breasts


I guess I should not be shocked anymore, but I am. I guess my biggest shock is that Noah Cyrus is not the one who is plugging this new line of bikinis from Abercrombie & Fitch. Have you seen the new line? The bikinis, designed for girls under the age of 10 come with padded bras. Yep, a push up bra for your 8 year old. All those perverts that hid behind their computers have a new reason to head to the beaches and pools this summer. My questions is who the hell would let their kid wear a padded bra at 8? My second question is A&F must have done some marketing and must think a whole lot of people are going to buy them. Yes, we all know Joe Simpson would have bought them for his daughters, but would anyone normal ever do so?

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