Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Was Foxy Brown Given A Lifeboat?


The hip hop world's version of Lindsay Lohan was at it again this week. Lindsay has a penchant for stealing and Foxy Brown suffers from Naomi Campbell disease. Both are serious afflictions and both have caused each celebrity to serve jail time. Is Foxy Brown even a celebrity still? Anyway, she decided to take some of her dwindling fame and money and go work on a cruise ship. My parents go on a cruise each year. They usually go for two weeks and come back 30 pounds heavier. They seem to like it. I love it because I have the whole house to myself.

Anyway, while on board, Foxy decided she needed a manicure. Well, don't we all. OK, so not me. I love my cuticles the way they are and I am paranoid about getting some kind of disease like Paula Abdul says she got. Foxy made an appointment and when she showed up 3 hours late for said appointment freaked out when they could not fit in her in. She freaked out so much that the people in charge kicked her off the ship. Remember, these people were paying Foxy and she still managed to get kicked off. She was escorted from the ship to a plane and sent back home.

9 comments:

linnea said...

To her defense, people at nail salons can be pretty horrible.

I just got a new phone number and it used to belong to a nail place. They STILL havent changed their contact info so people call me all the time to schedule appointments.

So yeah, I guess you could say its personal.

RocketQueen said...

This trick's always been a rageful mess.

Texshan said...

So, is her face melting, or what?

mikey said...

I've been on a couple of cruises and I have to tell you I've seen quite a few mental breakdowns by passengers over really trivial stuff. Apparently when you book a cruise you expect to be treated like royalty. I saw a lady in her 70's, knife in hand, go after the guy cutting the roast beef because she didn't get a well done piece. Even she did not get a plane ride off the ship.

Anonymous said...

I didn't see it at first but know I do. This has to be a different person writing some posts.

chopchop said...

Hasn't she freaked out at a nail salon before? Are her White Tips that important to her?

Pookie said...

what is it w/ her and nail-related incidents? she's creeping me out. and shame on royal caribbean, they normally show higher standards and should've known better.

MCH said...

She must have a lot of rage issues...she beat up a former nail salon employee in one of the last incidents.

I love people who show such entitlement. Good for Royal Caribbean for booting her.

Tempestuous Grape said...

The woman is clearly ill (and not just her na-na) and needs serious help, as it seems to be progressive.

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