Paris Hilton was on Extra yesterday. I don't know why either. I am guessing she probably had sex with Mario Lopez back in the day and one of the two thought it was a favor so Paris was on the show. Anyway, while Paris infected the world with her appearance she also discussed the allegation made by Sarah Shahi (notice the better picture) that Paris is the world's worst driver. I know many of you cannot see the videos, or have no desire to hear Paris speak, so the translation is below.
Mario - Did you see my pecs Paris? I heard you are a terrible driver.
Paris - Did you see my beautiful hair? Oh and here is my new animal. It is an anteater. They are for sale at Parishilton.com. No, I am not a terrible driver.
Mario - My girlfriend better be a size zero before I get home. Someone Twittered you were a bad driver.
Paris - Like, I was I not even driving yesterday. I was at home with Cy. My driver picked me up from the airport and then Cy and I spent all day looking in the mirror at ourselves. I think I saw a wrinkle. On Cy, not me. I don't have any. I am so perfect it hurts. You know, a few weeks ago, I actually took a picture with a black person. Nicky says I should not call them colored anymore.
Mario - I saw a wrinkle on my girlfriend the other day. I called my doctor and had them come over right away for extra botox sessions. If I see another one on her though, I will leave her. So, there you have it folks. Paris is not a bad driver at all.