If you say good things about Lindsay Lohan in public then she is grateful for you. If you say negative things about Lindsay Lohan in public then she thinks you should keep your opinions to yourself and not talk about her publicly. Apparently Jay Leno is enough of a kiss ass suck up that Lindsay is grateful for him. Lindsay was on Leno last night and says she is numb about the 12 day sentence. Not cocaine rubbing against her gums numb, but numb.
Jay likes Lindsay so much that he bumped Kristin Chenoweth from the show. You know, someone who actually has some talent. Oh, and reportedly the audience gave Lindsay Lohan a standing ovation. Really? You should all go home and bow your head in shame.