Friday, July 01, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

King Schlong is at it again, folks.

Same old cheating crap, new gorgeous gal-pal getting duped by his charming ways.

See, K.S. swapped one chick for another (as he does so often), but this time he actually seemed to be into his gal of the moment. And stupidly, we thought the King may have turned over a new leaf for a hot second there. But turns out this Hollywood playboy can't change his spots.

Like at all...

‘Cause the gal this dude is publicly romancing ain't the only chick he's getting down and dirty with.

We hear firsthand that the Schlong is not only wooing the ladies while his sorta-GF is out of town working on some swanky project or another, but he is texting numerous girls even when they're in the same city!

At a recent dinner in Los Angeles, a buxom brunette model (totally King's type) couldn't get her plastic-surgery-perfected nose out of her smart phone, where she spent the evening swapping skanky texts with the super schlong and giggling at everything he sent her.

Totally déjà vu, huh? Doesn't King know that no one in this town keeps their trap shut?

Turns out the two have been sexting since like forevs, but at least this gal knows she ain't the only lady on the side.

As the dark-haired beauty bragged to her dinner dates, "We talk all the time and hang out, but it's nothing serious."

Um, maybe someone should tell K.S.'s GF to take on a similar ‘tude?

AND IT AIN'T: Jason Statham, Kris Humphries, Michael Sheen

23 comments:

Amanda said...

Sooo totally Leo DiCaprio and Blake Lively.....

Katie said...

Leo, Blake, and Kim? Or is the brunette non celeb

pomme said...

dicaprio/lively/and ...

Ida Blankenship said...

I'd say DiCaprio, but he seems to prefer busty blondes over brunettes.

His loss. ;-)

MISCH said...

I'm not surprised, I kinda think the Blake thing is just a PR stunt....good for both of them.

Rose said...

Can't be Leo because brunettes are most definitely not his type.

M said...

It's gotta be Leo because everytime I read this blind I think of King[of the world] schlong. Yeah, so that's why it's him. (LOL)

Princess said...

Gisele and Bar = both brunette. Definitely Leo.

Ida Blankenship said...

Princess -- Gisele and Bar are blonde by most people's standards. I'd say they're each honey blonde, if I had to put some kinda Nice n' Easy-type label on them. They're not *platinum* blonde, but they're NOT brunettes. Not even close.

In my visual opinion, anyway.

mngddess said...

Gee - no one said Clooney?

Sis said...

Creepy (just because he has the male "skank" about him )the first one I thought of was...Hugh Hefner, but with the "Aint's" it is probably someone younger.

JasonBlueEyes said...

Leo "KING of the world" Dicappuccino.

Fawn Neun said...

I have to admit that whenever I do get all the way through a Ted C blind, I don't give a rat's butt who it is anymore, because I have a headache.

Jaiden_S said...

I'm going to be different and say Sean Penn.

Ida Blankenship said...

Jaiden. That is a GREAT guess. I don't think Ted has notted Sean, either.

I just embrace the Ted blinds that don't have anything to do with some supposedly-closeted celeb. A cheater? Sure. Okay. I'll get to speculatin.'

Ida Blankenship said...

...but I just checked, and King Schlong doesn't have kids.

Never mind. It was still good guess, though. :-)

pomme said...

he's not Sean Penn, Ted yet said KS is not married (and never was married),has no kid,was snubbed by Oscar,was at Oscar parties this year...

MadLyb said...

So now we know that King Schlong is Leo. Nice to have it confirmed. God, I need a life, LOL.

divabunny said...

ryan seacrest?

Kory said...

I sure hope that someone comes in here and bitches about Ted's writing and leaves no guess. Oh, I see, done and done. Leo, but I really doubt the moniker.

RocketQueen said...

What Jason said :)

Kremes said...

Its easily George Clooney!

UNOG News said...

king leo di caprio