Friday, August 12, 2011

Bathrooms Can Be Hard To Find When You Are Drunk


It has been a long time since I heard a good where did you pee story while you were drunk. Because I am such a large guy it takes a lot to get me that drunk, but I will share that more than once I have been lost in a closet while searching for the bathroom simply because I was too drunk. Well, potential Olympic skier, Robert Vietze was on a recent Jet Blue flight and had a bit much to drink. Instead of making his way to the lavatory on the plane, Robert decided to make use of his seat and the leg of the 11 year old girl seated next to him. Yes, well as you can imagine, the girl's father was none to pleased about this and wanted to beat up Robert. If you can believe it, while all of this was going on some other passenger on the same flight got sick and started vomiting so the flight attendants certainly had their hands full cleaning everything.


Meanwhile, Robert says he is not going to apologize because he says he was drunk and did not realize he was using her leg as a urinal. He should apologize and the fact that he is 18 and that hammered on a flight makes me think an airport was serving him booze. He has been replaced on the US Ski team for now.

21 comments:

timebob said...

This story disgusts me, these rich white kids do what they want and have no remorse for any of their bad behavior.

Patty said...

Keep him off forever! To represent your country for a sport is a privlege and should be an honor. That fact that he shows no remorse for his actions speaks volumes. I'm sure there are plenty of skiers who can fill his spot. Prick.

SusanB said...

I'm with Patty. The fact that he isn't horrified at what he did tells what kind of entitled POS he is.

Ida Blankenship said...

*shrugs*

He's an athlete. The world is their urinal, really.

selenakyle said...

Ha haaaa! I love stuff like this.

Can you imagine the mayhem? Dad of peed-on girl pummeling the skier while others are vomiting.
Yeesh!

Glad I wasn't on that flight. I'd have been cracking up laughing and then gotten my but kicked too.

delilah said...

what i want to know is why was this pendejo still being serves booze if he was clearly wasted.
doesnt want to apologize wither-f-ing trash!

__-__=__ said...

Peeing inappropriately, drinking quite a bit, no remorse, no responsibility, beyond wealthy parents. Sounds like psychopathic behavior to me. I've obviously been reading and studying way too much!

MadLyb said...

I'm not proud of this, but if a guy peed on my daughter like that, I'd have punched him, period. Yeah, I know...

Drunk is no excuse for piss poor behavior. In this case, if the father were to sue for emotional trauma or damages of some sort, I'd cheer him on. Personally, I don't think the US needs someone like this to represent our country in the Olympics, so disqualify the putz.

MadLyb said...

Also - I'd read this guy was 18. If that is true, Jet Blue has some 'splainin' to do.

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Mari said...

Also, Toronto Dominion Bank better stop sponsoring him, FOREVER.

bluebonnetmom said...

My husband would have beaten his ass. Period. He owes the girl and her family a LARGE APOLOGY. If he was that drunk, how did they allow him on the plane? And I would NEVER ALLOW him to compete for Team USA. I don't care how damn good he might be. Tough Shit.

Mary Ann said...

My sons are all out of their teen years, thank goodness. Teenaged boys do and say stupid things.

That said, Little Mr. Potential Olympic Skier needs to (a) get some help for that attitude problem before somebody's father rips off his head and (b) look into some help for the alcohol problem this adult child of an alcoholic parent sees looming in his future if he's not careful.

Treesap-Covered Lady, the Humanist said...

If he did wipe out, in the presence of an 11-year-old, couldn't he go to jail for that?

Treesap-Covered Lady, the Humanist said...

I just Googled him--yep, the bitch got arrested and kicked off the US Ski Team's development squad.

jen said...

We (in Canada) had a potential Olympian kicked off his water polo team for participating in the Vancouver riots. There was a lot of debate as to whether or not he deserved to stay on the team. Like someone above said, representing your country in the Olympics is a privilege. It is not a right, it is not something you get to do because you think you "deserve" it. It is a privilege, and it is to be taken very seriously, because YOU ARE REPRESENTING YOUR COUNTRY. You don't have to be perfect, but goddamn it, be a responsible person and show some good judgment. If you can't, you don't get to represent your country. End of.

Basil said...

Before I rush to judgement I have a few questions. If this asshole was as drunk as he says he was (and I am doubting that for some reason), how on earth did he get on the plane? Security is pretty damn tight nowadays, so if he was THAT drunk, he should never have been allowed on the plane.

Also, if he was THAT drunk, why did the father allow his 11 year old daughter to sit next to a strange man obviously intoxicated? I think this POS wasn't as drunk as he is claiming, hence being allowed to get on the plane and sit next to civilized people. But I do think he was just drunk enough to pass as sober, but being an asshole about it. Hence the peeing thing. I have a feeling words might have been said between this animal and the father, and the guy whipped it out and peed right there in the seat. His parents must be really proud of the fine job they did.

Mooshki said...

Basil, he was served EIGHT drinks on the plane. He isn't the only one who deserves some jail time over this.

ardleigh said...

He doesn't need to apologise because he was drunk????

That stink you smell would be the law suit I'd slap this little bastard with.

He needs to pay to have her counseled.

Lelaina Pierce said...

He refuses to apologize???? What an asshole! This kid needs his ass handed to him.

annabella9 said...

what isn't included in this is that the father of the girl had just found out he had stage 4 cancer (the worst stage) and was flying with his 2 children to visit family. peeing drunk is awful, failing to apologize is worse.

its not just what you do, its what you do about it.

the girl's father did not want her interviewed by the police so she can't press charges against him. however, I believe that they arrested him for indecent exposure, which I guess would not require her testimony, but it might require the father's or other passenger/witnesses.